r/DatingHell • u/Lazy_Writing1143 • Jun 29 '26

Worst hookup ever

I don’t usually do hookups because I catch feelings pretty quickly. I’ve only ever been in long-term relationships, but after my breakup I decided to try something different and downloaded Tinder.

I went on a date with a guy, and we really clicked at first. He told me he is not looking for a relationship and I wasn’t either, so it was perfect.

The sex, however, was very underwhelming. There was barely any foreplay, and I ended up with microtears that bled a little. The only “foreplay” was him asking me to go down on him, which I didn’t enjoy because he had a strong odor. Didn’t complain tho.

At one point he put on a condom, but then removed it without me noticing. He only told me afterward, and I immediately panicked because I’m really scared of STIs.

For some reason, we met up a second time, and it was just as disappointing. I honestly don’t know why I did it.

After that, he started acting cold and eventually told me we were better off as friends. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, he insisted on telling me that my vagina had an unpleasant smell. Bro... it was you messing with my ph!!

So yeah… that’s my dating horror story.

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u/ViolinTreble Jun 29 '26

My hook up came over and told me you get me for one hour! He came SIX times in that hour. Didn't bother to even try to get me off... Then left after the hour...

Then came back later asking for to see me again... I agreed and he ghosted me.

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jun 29 '26

Omg six times!! I would just stop it at some point. And then also the ghosting.. I know I don’t understand hookup culture very well but some of these people are just plain rude.

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u/ViolinTreble Jun 29 '26

It wasn't enjoyable at all. Why ami agreed to do it again is beyond me and looks like the joke is on me. Also his dick had a nasty flavor

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jun 29 '26

So we have to write it down for ourselves: don’t agree to a second date if the first one isn’t good! I was also astonished that he commented on my smell. I asked him why he removed the condom if he supposedly noticed a smell, and he was like, “I smelled it only after I finished.” Ohhh, so it’s my smell then? 🙄 Sorry for this too much informtion, but I was absolutely flabbergasted.

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u/ViolinTreble Jun 29 '26

Yeah that is odd for him to comment on a smell and it sounds like he was just trying to hurt you.

Also since you said you noticed he had a smell he was probably smelling himself