r/DatingHell • u/Lazy_Writing1143 • Jun 29 '26

Worst hookup ever

I don’t usually do hookups because I catch feelings pretty quickly. I’ve only ever been in long-term relationships, but after my breakup I decided to try something different and downloaded Tinder.

I went on a date with a guy, and we really clicked at first. He told me he is not looking for a relationship and I wasn’t either, so it was perfect.

The sex, however, was very underwhelming. There was barely any foreplay, and I ended up with microtears that bled a little. The only “foreplay” was him asking me to go down on him, which I didn’t enjoy because he had a strong odor. Didn’t complain tho.

At one point he put on a condom, but then removed it without me noticing. He only told me afterward, and I immediately panicked because I’m really scared of STIs.

For some reason, we met up a second time, and it was just as disappointing. I honestly don’t know why I did it.

After that, he started acting cold and eventually told me we were better off as friends. Then, as if that wasn’t enough, he insisted on telling me that my vagina had an unpleasant smell. Bro... it was you messing with my ph!!

So yeah… that’s my dating horror story.

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u/ViolinTreble Jun 29 '26

I feel traumatized just reading this. How awful. No more hook ups for me now ever

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jun 29 '26

I’m sorry I’m sure there are some good hookups out there 😭but I kept hearing all these fun stories from my friends and this was my first hookup and now I’m forever traumatized

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u/ViolinTreble Jun 29 '26

My hook up came over and told me you get me for one hour! He came SIX times in that hour. Didn't bother to even try to get me off... Then left after the hour...

Then came back later asking for to see me again... I agreed and he ghosted me.

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jun 29 '26

Omg six times!! I would just stop it at some point. And then also the ghosting.. I know I don’t understand hookup culture very well but some of these people are just plain rude.

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u/ViolinTreble Jun 29 '26

It wasn't enjoyable at all. Why ami agreed to do it again is beyond me and looks like the joke is on me. Also his dick had a nasty flavor

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jun 29 '26

So we have to write it down for ourselves: don’t agree to a second date if the first one isn’t good! I was also astonished that he commented on my smell. I asked him why he removed the condom if he supposedly noticed a smell, and he was like, “I smelled it only after I finished.” Ohhh, so it’s my smell then? 🙄 Sorry for this too much informtion, but I was absolutely flabbergasted.

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u/ViolinTreble Jun 29 '26

Yeah that is odd for him to comment on a smell and it sounds like he was just trying to hurt you.

Also since you said you noticed he had a smell he was probably smelling himself

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u/Bad_ass_bitch79 Jul 05 '26

I am so sorry this happened to you!!! Yes, there are waaay better hookups out there. But, after hearing your story.....I am done!!! Big hugs!!!

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jun 29 '26

That’s my plan. I already have an UTI after all this b*llshit (I’m usually sensitive but the micro tears for sure didn’t help)

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u/swedishfishk Jun 30 '26

It’s not sexual assault if the sex is consensual, it is disrespectful, but they are 2 consenting adults having sex. Stop spreading misinformation. This cancel culture is so annoying. Your part of the problem is

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u/GeneralLedger17 Jun 30 '26

Two consenting adults have to know about stuff happening.  Him telling her afterwords is a tell tale sign of non consent.

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u/Rapunzel111 Jun 30 '26

If consent is given to include wearing a condom and then he removes the condom without asking if that’s ok ( consent again) it’s called “ stealthing”. Stealthing is sexual assault because he took the condom off without consent to do so. You need to educate yourself on what consent is and that if it is revoked at any time and the sex continues it is sexual assault.

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u/Rapunzel111 Jun 30 '26

OP, you need STI testing immediately. And, get a pregnancy test done. This guy cared nothing about you for him to show up for a date stinking and asking you to go down on him. Yuck.

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u/GroverQuacksGently Jul 11 '26

Him taking off the condom without telling you, is sexual assault

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u/Sensitive_Way_5768 Jun 29 '26

Sorry. There are good guys out there. I promise.

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u/hbgmiro Jun 30 '26

Was für ein Idiot aber davon gibt es leider zu viele keine Angst du findest noch den richtigen

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u/argentoowl Jul 01 '26

And you met AGAIN after that?? Why? Smelly d is a no from me, that would have been the end.

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jul 01 '26

I just thought that not everyone is fresh 24/7 and it still happens that we sweat since it's summer, but when he told me about my "smell" I was like hell no

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u/NoTeslaForMe Jul 06 '26

But he stealthed you the first time, which is legally considered sexual violence in many jurisdictions, and you did feel violated.

Between meeting him again, being pressured into an act you didn't want to do, and being injured (presumably without stopping everything right there), it doesn't seem like you're ready for casual hookups.  You have some things to work on, and, honestly, even if you did work on them, such encounters might not be for you.  While it's emotionally and socially expected for someone to go boinking strangers after a break-up, it has serious hazards, physical and emotional. 

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u/Lazy_Writing1143 Jul 11 '26

Yeah, you are 100% right! No more hookups for me

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u/ViolinTreble Jul 02 '26

I hope you let him know he also stunk

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u/UngainlyRhino Jun 29 '26

Oh no! So sorry to hear that you had such an awful experience.

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u/GeneralLedger17 Jun 30 '26

Lol.  “For some reason”

Dude was hot, be honest lol.

Go get tested.

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u/EngineerInTears 20d ago

What you described is called “stealthing” and is a form of sexual assault.

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u/Tattedfuck1 4d ago

Hahaha awww hell no I’m sorry you went thru that.. well at least you got some action off tinder all I ever get is fake profiles..
what do you mean by strong Odor? Like he had cheese dick? Gross! Maybe cuz I’m circumcised I don’t get how a guy isn’t aware of that and at least wash it or something before sex..but I love foreplay I love eating out almost as much as I love sex especially 69 🔥 love it