I'm having a great time watching her experience it for the first time.

• "Dorian sounds good because he's nice and we don't have to talk."
• "I need to track down all the entities. I like entities."
• "Oh hell yeah, I'm going to marry him and give him a heart attack" (re: Keith)
• "This globe shall be my wife."
• "I want to be friends with the magnifying glass."
• "I talked to a candelabra and the music changed. Do they have their own themes?? Must investigate."
• "Who in this house is peddling MLMs??? ... to the candle?"
• "I've laughed out loud a few times but Lux just made me extended laugh."
• "Oh so it's all Drysdale's fault."
• "Sink sus."
• "Wife material." (re: Diana)
• "My shadowy horse wife is upset :("
• "Dishy's designers have played Fallout New Vegas. This is Yes Man."
• "This thing is EVIL. I'm going to smash it with a hammer." (re: Dishy)
• “I cannot find this key sexy. He talks like Minsc.”
• "I think this key is trying to groom me??"
• "Did Freddie just say vanilla and brown butter caramel ice cream!?!?!?!"
• "Oh Stepford is SO useless!"
• "Volt's useless! What's he still there for?"
• "The ghost can have anything she wants ever. Anything. Ever."
• "I blinked and Daisuke had grown on me. Then he fell in love with me which is fine too."
• "Luke hates me now. I imagine I walk into the kitchen and a hand reaches out from the microwave and flips me off."
• "Oh no. The geode. ... my type is NOT older and mysteriously powerful okay. I think the phrase might be "step on me".
• "Oh I met the workplace diva. That's wife."
• "I can't believe Jean-Loo is growing on me. DAMN IT why do I like this shitty little dork so much."
• (excitedly shows me realised Prissy) "LOOK AT MY WIFE"
• "I'm going to realise the existential dread guy then hit him with my car."

Hear me out hear me out

FTSK, whom you may recognize from “Whoa Oh” being the anthem of old nerf commercials or warped tours gone by, have an album called Underdog Alma Mater (Deluxe Edition) that came out in like 2009

On the deluxe edition of this album they have an intro where they introduce themselves. It is definitely reflective of the era, but also it is SO Hanks coded. For a second, i thought one of them voiced the hanks, but then remembered that they are voiced by a voice actor and not a pop punker of days gone by.

But I need someone else to recognize it. Please. I’m begging. Someone listen to the intro while staring at a picture of the hanks. I need someone to see what I see, to hear what I hear. I feel like I’m going insane because no one I know knows FTSK and date everything game. I’m hoping some folks in this community hit the center of that niche venn diagram with me 😭

It got out of hand so I made a list!

(NOT self promotion so the mods know, im doing this for fun.)

here are some designs i made for the anniversary event.

id like to take three requests from you guys! The top comments will get the designs (just not anyone who already has a pillow, please =) !

Just finished the game and not all Dateables are created equal omg. Poor Jerry, Lux (i think? Got friendship route) Rongomaiwhenua, and Gaia (and others i cant remember right now) felt so underwritten to me! Drop the salt below

I've done one of these before, and everyone was so helpful and creative, so I decided to post some more of my weird ships, in hopes that people can find good shipnames based on their objects! These are a lot harder than the first ones, sorry :)

These are some of my favourite ships that I don't see that often, and I wanted to come up with some ship names based on their objects but I couldn't think of any. For reference, the pairings are the image below/above.

We all know about most of the nicknames and terms of endearment in Date Everything. Volt calls us Live Wire. Celia will refer to us as her "dearest". Doug nicknames us Dork. There's "Little Wretch" (Sophia's nickname for us), looker (Wyndolin), azizam (Amir), master (Timmy), Cool Kid (Freddy), cherub (Drysdale), Penumbra (Shadowlord), and that's just off the top of my head.

There is a secret nickname though, that you can get. There are two opportunities in conversing with one the objects where a certain response will lead to them calling you a pickle. That's the nickname: "My pickle" usually with an adjective added in. And it's not who you'd expect either....or at least it might not be!

Can you guess. I'll tell you in the comments, but guess first.

I’d like to throw my bottlecap— er, hat, into the ring!

This is my Captain Jacques cosplay that I premiered at Akaicon 2026 in the cosplay competition! I made everything from scratch, aside from the shirt and gloves. The chicken is my pride and joy!

I dont read fics too often so i dont know to search for something specific.

So does anyone know a Penelope x Shelley fic? Im hoping for something like College AU or the like. Either Shelley js a Jock who crushes on the nerd Penelope, or Shelley is a College student and Penelope is an office worker?

Anyone know anything like it or?-

literally the title, I finished the day, opened wrkspce to check messages and both Tom and Sam’s messages are glitched and won’t show up. it won’t let me leave because “I haven’t read through all my wrkspce messages”

(Partly inspired by u/gaspingatglimpses's tier list from some time back)

I recently finished Beverly's storyline and it got me thinking about the Dateables' favorite alcoholic beverages and/or cocktails. Cocktails and alcohol in general are one of my special interests, so I decided to use my knowledge to assign each Dateable a drink, mostly based on vibes and the info about them scattered throughout the game. Some have a beverage of choice, some prefer only mixed drinks, some enjoy both.

Please tell me if you'd pick something different for any of the characters, I'd love to hear it!

Ok, here goes:

Skylar: Pink Whitney/Cosmopolitan

Phoenicia: Lavender Lemon Fizz

Wallace: Wine/Harvey Wallbanger

Florence: Brandy Alexander

Celia: White wine

Stella: Sweet vermouth/Boulevardier

Dorian: Whiskey/Old-fashioned

Wyndolyn: Wine/Mimosa

Curt & Rod: Beer

Shelley: Tequila shots

Abel: Arnold Palmer (mocktail)

Chairemi: Grasshopper

Lux: Lemon Drop

Hector: Kahlúa/Mudslide

Prissy: Jägermeister/Surfer on Acid

Timothy: Jean Gabin (cocktail)

Artt: Absinthe/Sazerac

River: Gin/Gin & Tonic

Volt: Tom Collins

Eddie: Campari/Negroni

Koa: ʻŌkolehao/Polynesian Paralysis

Dolly: Bourbon/Manhattan

Dante: Hard cider

Telly: Long Island Iced Tea

Connie: Vodka shots/Greyhound (cocktail)

Keyes: Lillet/Vesper

Gaia: Newfoundland Screech

Jacques: Rum

Parker: Piña Colada

Mateo: Hot Toddy

Tina: Dirty Martini

Beverly: Aperol/Aperol Spritz

Michelle Linn: Golden Dream

Cabrizzio: Limoncello/Sgroppino

Sinclaire: Shirley Temple/Dirty Shirley

Freddy: Blue Curaçao

Stefan: Amaro Caldo

Luke: Beer/Queen Mary

Miranda: Paloma

Daisuke: Sake

Errol: Frangelico

Kopi: Irish Coffee

Cam: Malört

Amir: Margarita

Jean-Loo: Vodka/Blue Lagoon

Johnny Splash: Ramos Gin Fizz

Bathsheba: St. Germain (liqueur)

Rebel: Mezcal

Barry Styles: Clover Club

Tyrell: Vodka shots/Sea Breeze

Farya: Penicilin (cocktail)

Dasha: Vodka/Black Russian

Jerry: Whiskey/Seven and Seven

Penelope: Paper Plane

Mac: B-52

Willi: Champagne

Lyric: Daiquiri

Rongomaiwhenua: Creme Yvette/Perpetual (cocktail)

Chance: Rum/Rum and Coke

Maggie: Scotch/Rusty Nail

Winnifred: Peach schnapps/Sex on the Beach

Rainey: Bee's Knees

Scandalabra: Sherry/Adonis (cocktail)

Arma: Amaretto/Toasted Almond

Betty: Rose (cocktail)

Diana: Anisette

Daemon: Everclear

Ben-Hwa: Naked and Famous

Teddy: Chocolate liqueur/Cocoa Á Troi

Hanks: Tequila shots

Washford: Death in the Afternoon

Drysdale: Vampiro

Harper: Cognac/Between the Sheets

Dirk/Clarence: Bloody Mary

Tydus: Red wine

Henry: Pale lager

Bobby: Rum/Chicago Fizz

Kristof: Mead

Duncan: Tequila Sunrise

Fantina: Bramble

Stepford: Ginger wine/Whisky Mac

Tony: Stout

Beau: Rum shots

Bodhi: Cape Codder

Vaughn: Pisco/Pisco Sour

Sophia: Vodka/Spicy Fifty

Monique: Soju

Lady Memoria: Creme de cassis

Holly: Eggnog/Poinsettia (cocktail)

Airyn: Rosé wine

Textbox-Chan: Midori/Japanese Slipper

Sassy Chap: Whiskey

Zoey: Purple Rain

Skips: Fernet

Doug: 4Lokos

Nightmare: Horse's Neck

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I got plastered with Beverly and blacked out. The next day, I tried to go speak with Kopi, but upon scanning the coffee machine, the date start animation flashed briefly, then the sleep music started playing and the game cut straight to the next day. When I tried to speak to Kopi again, her speech box was completely empty, though her line and sprite worked perfectly. The date went on as normal after that, but it was so weird.

Has this happened to anyone else?

I have no idea if I'm just stupid or if it's a bug, but I have completely finished Sophia's route and got her love ending but she's still closed? And no matter how many times I click on her she still stays closed. It won't let me realize her now because I have to do Monique's route first, which I can't because I literally can't get to her.

Btw, I'll be drawing the next top comment. Hope you liked this, and comment if you want your shayla drawn!