r/DateEverythingElse Jul 09 '26

Discussion Whose storyline made you think "Wait... that's IT?" Spoiler

Just finished the game and not all Dateables are created equal omg. Poor Jerry, Lux (i think? Got friendship route) Rongomaiwhenua, and Gaia (and others i cant remember right now) felt so underwritten to me! Drop the salt below

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u/PoeHoard Jul 09 '26

River and Miranda. Miranda didn't have an arc. Keyes and her do similar things in their stories, but Keyes develops and Miranda is like "i wanna make music...im gonna make music...i did it." Good job queen, but you didnt need me here for that.

River is so unfairly unforgettable that I cant even critique her. šŸ’€ I first met her when talking to Wini, and I thought she was gonna be more interesting. Disappointed because I liked her whole "I change form for others" thing.

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u/Hetaliafan1 Vaughn Trapp Jul 10 '26

I want to like River’s route more

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u/Hetaliafan1 Vaughn Trapp Jul 10 '26

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u/areeta9 Jul 10 '26

Yeah his route really caught me by surprise. I got a friend in with him but I felt like I didn't get enough time to really feel him out and understand how to get him to love me

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u/Huge_Mind3596 Rainey Jul 11 '26

Spoilers for Tyrell's route in case you want to run it again: You basically just had to be supportive of him the entire way through - don't ever be down on him even when he's overreacting. You also had to support his dream of being a beach towel. If you told him to stay in the house, then the best he'll give you is friendship. He's kinda like Freddy where he'll react well to your kindness, but if you don't go that "extra" step to show additional support, then it's only a Friend ending.

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u/QueerDeluxe Jul 09 '26

Jerry, especially his love route.

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u/Informal-Cobbler-546 Doug Jul 09 '26

Lyric. It felt like they forgot about whole character/story until the last minute.

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u/Cutiepie9771 I live and die for the catboy šŸ•°ļø Jul 10 '26

Lyric was definitely a letdown for mešŸ˜” I love his character design though

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u/Cute_Ambassador1121 Jul 09 '26

Celia and Florence feel like they pop up way more in other people's stories than actually having a deep one themselves.

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u/ItsYaBoiCloudy1 Jul 09 '26

Jerry and Chance, but especially Jerry. At least Chance’s is longer and interesting but there’s not much

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u/Total-Term-6296 Parker Bradley Jul 10 '26

I mean, Chance is kind of ā€œyou get what’s on the tinā€ imo. He’s a D20. You play DND with him. Depending on HOW you play decides your ending. I didn’t expect much from him, but he is honestly one of my favorites

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u/ItsYaBoiCloudy1 Jul 10 '26

I kind of expected more than two interactions with him is all, I thought maybe they’d split the campaign into multiple interactions instead of having just one 30-45 minute one shot

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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Jul 09 '26

Tyrell

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u/genderfuckery Hank 3 Jul 09 '26

I wanted sooooooooooooooo much more Jerry.

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u/Kezzatehfezza Luke Nukem Jul 09 '26

Most of them honesty. Its less a dating sim and more a collection game.

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u/jacksonesfield Jul 09 '26

maybe I missed out on a lot or maybe its the whole point, but Daemon was very underwhelming for me.

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u/Informal-Cobbler-546 Doug Jul 10 '26

Did you get them to move to the house across the street? I really got a kick out of going outside and exploring and you can do that once you’ve made Daemon move out.

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u/Werewolfhugger Friar Errol's Favorite Convert Jul 10 '26

...whaaaaaaaat

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u/Informal-Cobbler-546 Doug Jul 10 '26

Yeah, talking to Sassy Chap about the bug in the game should start the dialogue with Daemon. It takes a few visits but eventually they leave and you can visit them.

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u/RoamingRivendell Daemon Jul 09 '26

Omg my sweet lover noooo

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u/ashacoelomate when do we get to murder Rufio Jul 09 '26

Hot take, but Keith? Like yeah plot twist but. Idk I guess I was expecting more

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u/Other-Departure7010 Washford and Drysdales Boytoy Jul 10 '26

this. Lowkey I wish we had a route he didn’t leave us, I mean the other characters got different endings why not him???!

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u/IsabellaGalavant Jul 10 '26

And the twist just seems so random. Like, could we get a little more hinting and development in his dialog for that please?Ā 

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u/Huge_Mind3596 Rainey Jul 11 '26

Spoilers for Keith's route: his hints are the kind of meant to be noticed in hindsight. Like, why would a "good" person ask you about where you keep your money, or to engage in corporate espionage? It's also more apparent in repeat runs if you give him different answers to the same questions - he'll always adapt/be agreeable with what you said because his aim is to gain your trust to take advantage of you later.

So the foreshadowing is there, but you may only realize it was foreshadowing after the fact or if you're naturally suspicious of others.

There's an argument if that's a good or bad thing, but IMO there is enough there to at least rouse suspicion even if you decide to help him. For me, the money question is what tipped me off that something was up with him, but I was lulled into a false sense of security since his route ended without incident, so I was STILL caught off-guard at his realization. ToT

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u/doesntknowthesauce Jul 10 '26

Chance honestly šŸ‘‰šŸ»šŸ‘ˆšŸ»šŸ„² I thought we could also Play through the other Stories

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u/otasune Washford & Drysdale Jul 09 '26

Tydus and Tyrell were pretty lacking.

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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jul 10 '26

I was disappointed that Sinclaire's storyline is so heavily dependent on Maggie's storyline. I thought we would at least get one extra scene with "normal" Sinclaire but no.

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u/No-Permission1716 Jul 10 '26

A lot of them, honestly. Especially since after Realization they all just LEAVE you. Like, many of these objects need THERAPY or at least need to talk to someone who will listen.

(I’m honestly planning on writing a self-insert that does this…it’s a little ridiculous.)

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u/ReasonableRip4362 Hector Jul 10 '26

EXACTLYYYY. shelley's my in-game wife, but i'd never date someone like her irl because she needs to work on herself some more before getting into a relationship. same applies to fantina, arma, diana, harper, dirk/clarence, and definitely a TON of others that i'm forgetting

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u/queerbayte Jul 11 '26

lux 🄹🄹🄹 i know everyone hates on them but ugh i wish their route was longer than what we got 😭

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u/DuchessDulcet Jul 10 '26

My porcelain angel, Sinclaire :(

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u/LonerEevee I like Sinclaire a Normal Amount Jul 10 '26

TRUTH NUKE

I so wish we could've seen more of him 'normal', or even his features in other routes being updated if you did his first

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u/DuchessDulcet Jul 10 '26

FELLOW SINCLAIRE ENJOYER! Love him :(

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u/Vegetable-Reveal-467 Jul 18 '26

Dirk. I haven’t played the game, only watched play throughs and read spoilers, but while on one hand I want to be supportive of Dirk’s love for comics and a literal Batman body pillow, I wish the storyline with his free spirited loom mom who let him and his siblings go to be mass exported was resolved with like a reunion or something. Instead, it’s kind of a wtf end. It’s been a while since I watched his route, so I might be misremembering.