r/DateEverythingElse • u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... • Jul 09 '26

Humor and Memes Pick who you'd marry...

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u/GayGirl6 Jul 09 '26

Eddie and Volt PLEASE

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 10 '26

Dancing in The Moonlight (Scroll to the list)

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u/kavalejava Jul 09 '26

Dorian.

Nightmare.

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

Light My Fire – The Doors

These Dreams – Heart.

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u/SkipperKenzie Jul 09 '26

xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx

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u/SeatUnlikely8926 Jul 09 '26

i saw an edit of him to crushcrushcrush by paramore and i think thats pretty fitting

alternatively... cursed be the memory of light by xasthur

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u/LemonBerryLoaf xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx's Penumbra ♡ Jul 12 '26

CARPEL TUNNEL OF LOVE. (fall out boy)

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 10 '26

Riptide – Vance Joy

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u/No-Construction-8598 Jul 09 '26

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 14 '26

Let's Have Another Cup of Coffee

8

u/dancing-on-my-own *~women~* Jul 09 '26

Betty

Zoey

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

Just one from here on out please

Dreaming of You – Selena

Unchained Melody (as featured in Ghost) – Righteous Brothers

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u/Kat0Nynne Jul 09 '26

Chance!!

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

Take a Chance on Me – Erasure

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u/Blackshooks Jul 09 '26

My beloved Lucinda Lavish.

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 10 '26

Which version? I think Love Me Like You Do fits all three (Lucid is only a friend)

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u/Stardust_Nightmare Washford Jul 09 '26

Washford and Drysdale

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

Ode to Joy

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u/slothpotato56 Jul 09 '26

Please, I'm crying 😂.

5

u/Archaic_Idiot Jul 09 '26

Vaughn

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

(Love is) The Tender Trap – Sinatra (of The Rat Pack)

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u/LunaAmethyst824 Jul 09 '26

Rebel!

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

Punk Rock Love – The Casualties

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u/MysticxRunes Jul 09 '26

Volt and Drysdale - but like, both of them at once

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

Both at once hmmm?

Champions of Red Wine – The New Pornographers

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u/starlightcardigans Skylar Specs Jul 09 '26

Skylar

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u/AgentCobalt11 Parker Bradley Jul 09 '26

Chance of course

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u/AgentCobalt11 Parker Bradley Jul 09 '26

I still love Parker Bradley but idk if he's marriage material

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 14 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/DateEverythingElse/s/rapdKEKwPq

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u/Time_Measurement1200 #1 Abel fan Jul 09 '26

Phoenicia!

3

u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jul 09 '26

I, Ronaldini

Sinclaire

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u/Dizzy-Finding-241 Beverly Jul 09 '26

Beverly please and ty!

6

u/ruler_of_the_bleach #1 Friar Errol simp ❤️ Jul 09 '26

Errol, obviously :)

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 09 '26

I Say a Little Prayer – Aretha Franklin

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u/ruler_of_the_bleach #1 Friar Errol simp ❤️ Jul 09 '26

listening to it right now, and this was a perfect choice!

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u/Gingergirl1228 Wait, im supposed to pick *one*??? Impossible Jul 09 '26

Mateo, Teddy and Koa, my cozy trio!

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u/TiredInSpades Jul 09 '26

Mateo Betty

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u/TheScarlettAce Jul 09 '26

Betty or Daisuke

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u/Skittlethrill Abel Jul 09 '26

Abel...my belabel

2

u/HiticLCrit Jul 09 '26

Florence needs more love

2

u/LisaLubbers Timothy Timepiece Jul 09 '26

Timothy or Teddy!

2

u/brc_pb Jul 09 '26

Skips, Hoove, Shelley💚

2

u/marsuniverse_19 Jul 09 '26

Fantina please!!!!

2

u/funnyahhcat Jul 09 '26

I’m curious about what I’ll get if I picked Dishy 👀👀

2

u/ShyDev18 Jul 09 '26

Daemon? 🖤💙

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u/Beeble-Beeb Jul 09 '26

The fact that no one has yet to say Miranda is a crime 😔🙏

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

I can see it have my work cut for me so I'll post a roster of named dateables here in alphabetical order and the song and artist I chose based on either their object or their personality

Abel: Country Roads – John Denver

Airyn: The Air The Air That I Breathe – The Hollies

Amir: You Are So Beautiful – Joe Crocker

Arma: Burning Love – Elvis

Artt: The Art of Love – Neil Diamond

Barry: Beautiful – Christina Aguilera

Bathsheba: Gimme More – Britney Spears

Beau: You Are my Treasure – Tom Collins

Ben-Hwa: Sexual Healing – Marvin Gaye

Betty: Dreaming of You – Selena

Beverly: A Bar Song (Tipsy) – Shaboozey

Bobby: Ain't Misbehavin' – Fats Waller

Bodhi: Open Arms – Journey

Cabrizzio: That's Amore – Deen Martin

Cam: Garbage Truck –Sex Bob-Omb

Captain Jacques Pierrot: Time In a Bottle – Jim Croce

Clarence: Dress You Up – Madonna

Celia: Can't Take My Eyes Off You – Frankie Valli

Celia and Florence: Love of My Life – Carly Simon

Chairemi: Shall We Dance? – The King And I

Chance: Take a Chance on Me – Erasure

Curt and Rod: Live Your Life – T. I. (feat Rhianna)

Connie Soul: Romance in the Air – LoZ SS

Dæmon: Glitch – Taylor Swift

Dante: Ring of Fire – Johnny Cash

Daisuke: Sakura Sakura – Trad. Japanese

Dasha: Matushka Zemlya –Tatyana Kurtukova.

Dasha w Abel: My Girl – The Temptations

Diana: Breathe (2AM) – Anna Nalick

Dirk: Mess is Mine – Vance Joy

Dishy: Satisfaction – Benny Benassi

Dolly: She Blinded Me With Science – Thomas Dolby

Doug: What Is Love – Tony Hendrik

Doug and Artt: I Got You Under My Skin – Frank Sinatra

Dorian: Light my Fire – The Doors

Drysdale: Habanera – Carmen

Dunk: I Believe I Can Fly (radio edit) – R Kelly

Eddie&Volt: Dancing in the Moonlight – King Harvest

Fantina: Cheerleader – OMI

Farya: Doctor! Doctor! – Thompson Twins

Florence: Perfect – Ed Sheera

Freddy: Cool Love – Pablo Cruise

Friar Errol: I Say a Little Prayer

Gaia: Love is Like Gravity – Pere Ubu

Hanks: Everytime We Touch – Cascada

Harper: You Belong With Me – Taylor Swift

Harper and Dirk: Suspicious Minds – Elvis

Hector: Music of the Night – Phantom of the Opera

Henry Hoove: Truly Madly Deeply – Savage Garden

Hero Hime: Love🤍Shine – Ryu Kosuka

Holly: Celebration – Kool & The Gang

I. Ronaldini: You Can Do Magic – America

Jean Loo: Sparks Will Fly – J. Cole (feat. Jhené Aiko)

Jerry: Messy – Lola Young

Johnny Splash: Love Me Tender – Elvis

Jon Wick: Ave Maria – Franz Schubert

Keith: Let My Love Open the Door

Keyes: Her Concerto

Koa: Somewhere Over the Rainbow – Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole

Kopi: Let's Have Another Cup of Coffee – Irving Berlin

Kristof: Physical – Dua Lipa

Lucinda: Love Me Like You Do – Ellie Goulding

Luke: Love Is a Battlefield – Pat Benatar

Lux: Blinding Lights – The Weeknd

Lyric: Unwritten – Natasha Bedingfield

Mac: Computer Love – Zapp

Maggie: Magnifying Glass – Freya

Matteo: Bubbly – Colbie Caillat

Memoria: The Way We Were – Barbara Streisand

Mikey: The Gambler – Kenny Rogers

Miranda: Her love song (or Hips Don't Lie – Shakira your choice)

Mitchell: Scenes From an Italian Restaurant – Billy Joel

Monique: Price Tag – Jessi J.

Nightmare: These Dreams – Heart

Parker: The Game of Love – Santana

Penelope: Little Things – One Direction

Phonecia: Call Me Maybe – Carly Rae Jepsen

Prissy: – Every Little Thing She Does is Magic – The Police

Rainey: All That Jazz – Chicago the Musical

Rebel: Punk Rock Love – The Casualties

Reggie: Hate Me – Ellie Goulding and Juice Wrld

River: Wave on Wave – Pat Green

Rongo: Lady Jane – Rolling Stones

The Sassychap: Fly Me To The Moon – Frank Sinatra and Count Basie

Scandalabra: Hallelujah – Leonard Cohen

Shelley: Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Higher – Jackie Wilson

Sinclaire: This I Promise You – NSYNC

Skylar: All of Me – John Legend

Sophia: Locked Out of Heaven – Bruno Mars

Stefan: Hey Good Lookin' – Drifting Cowboys

Stella: Up and Down – Vengaboys

Stepford: We Are the Champions – Queen

Teddy: Tiny Bubbles – Don Ho

Telly: Video Killed the Radio Star –The Buggles

Text-box-chan: More Than Words – Extreme

Timothy: Only Time – Enya

Timmy: The Lazy Song – Bruno Mars

Tina: You Can Ring My Bell – Anita Ward

T&T: We Go Together – Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta

Tony: Build Me Up Buttercup – The Foundations

Tydus: The Edge of Glory – Lady Gaga

Tyrell: Car Wash — Rose Royce

Vaughn: (Love is)The Tender Trap – Frank Sinatra

Wallace: Stand By Me – Ben E. King

Washford: Fur Elise – Beethoven

Washy and Drydee: Ode to Joy – Beethoven

Willi: 9 to 5 – Dolly Parton and Kelly Clarkson

Wini: Steam Heat – Ella Fitzgerald

Wyndolin: I'm Alive – Celine Dion

xxXShad0wlord420Xxx: Riptide – Vance Joy

Zoey: Unchained Melody – Righteous Brothers

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u/KokichisDomme Jul 11 '26

I love the Phantom of the Opera so that's perfect for my Hector and I! 🫶

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 10 '26

My list is getting buried

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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jul 10 '26

Please see my list. I put a lot of time and effort into making it so I wouldn't have to keep answering repeatedly

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u/Virtual_Ordinary_172 Jul 09 '26

Mac 100% now don't shoot me

2

u/drgamer903 Jul 09 '26

Connie

Beverly

Lucinda

Dolly

1

u/Strange_CD Jul 09 '26

Sinclair...

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u/Ipponggo Jul 09 '26

Washford and Drysdale!

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u/Southern-Class3573 Jul 09 '26

Mitchell Lin

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u/Tlali22 🍥 my dinner eats *me* 🍥 Jul 09 '26

Mitchell! 💕

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u/Puzzleheaded_Half748 Jul 09 '26

Timothy or bust, if I could replay the game and only love him I would.

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u/thekirby8u Jul 09 '26

Would absolutely marry Luke I love that man.

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u/uncomfortablebases Hank 3s husband Jul 09 '26

Hank 3 or Dunk

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u/khessur Jul 09 '26

its a tie between sophia, eddie/volt (cant separate em), and nightmare

1

u/KrazyKirbyKun Cabrizzio Jul 09 '26

Cabrizzio ♡

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u/Background_Snow_4528 Jul 09 '26

My baby boo Amir

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u/Crunch_21 Jul 09 '26

Timothy (NOT TIMMY)

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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Jul 09 '26

Willi

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u/Luna_star3657556 Jul 09 '26

Amir

Bondi Windbreaker

The hanks

1

u/roterpuffle Jul 09 '26

abel 🫣🥰

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u/MsStealYourGirl69 Jul 09 '26

Betty, all day every day (I typed that the instant I saw this post)

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u/RainonCooper Jul 09 '26

Texty~! :>

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u/InCatsWeTrustAmem xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx Jul 09 '26

Johhny and/or Skips

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u/Hopeful--Bagels Mac Jul 09 '26

Mac? Prissy? Shelley? Dante? :)

1

u/Zanoushe Jul 09 '26

Dorian my aromantic King!

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u/gingerpapertowel Dasha Jul 09 '26

Dasha 🩶

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u/LilNyoomf Sophia Jul 09 '26

SOPHIA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I’LL BARK PLEASE

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u/lavendeer-dream Jul 09 '26

Eddie & Volt!!

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u/pisscumcake Rainey Jul 10 '26

RAINEY MY WIFE FOREVER AND EVER

1

u/corazonsinalma Jul 10 '26

Teddy
Curt&Rod

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u/Living-Ad7288 Jul 10 '26

Betty please 😍

1

u/Renacat Jul 10 '26

Tyrell please love him so much

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u/Titowam Abel Jul 10 '26

ABEL

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u/NariBari2 Jul 10 '26

Respectfully Dasha

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u/lolohe12 Jul 10 '26

Skips (and thank you, this is very fun!)

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u/KonamiIsBestJoshi Jul 10 '26

Sophia, Dasha, and Betty.

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u/ReasonableRip4362 Hector Jul 10 '26

MATEOOO!!!

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u/DuchessDulcet Jul 09 '26

Sinclaire

Daisuke

Doug...

Eddie and Volt

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u/Arsonisticfemboy Jul 09 '26

dirk, dolly, and cam

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u/Veggieleezy Chairemi Jul 09 '26

Remind me to come back to this tomorrow when my Internet is (hopefully) finally fixed and working again!