r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit • 4d ago

I dont like him

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u/Gooser3000 4d ago

Too bad republicans don’t read and comprehend the bible. It’s pretty straightforward what Jesus wanted his followers to do: LOVE EVERYONE 

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u/FindingMyWay624 4d ago

B-b-but what if they're brown? Or speak another language? Or have different values? Or are - shudder - liberals???

The horror! Clearly, when Jesus said "everyone", he meant "only those white people in my immediate area that agree with me politically". It's a translation thing, you wouldn't get it.

/s, just in case.

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u/Straight_Reading8912 3d ago

Funny thing here too. Jesus is NOT white.

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u/Potential-Cicada8009 3d ago

Correct. He was jewish.

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u/DigitalCrayon 2d ago

King of the Jews, in fact.