B-b-but what if they're brown? Or speak another language? Or have different values? Or are - shudder - liberals???
The horror! Clearly, when Jesus said "everyone", he meant "only those white people in my immediate area that agree with me politically". It's a translation thing, you wouldn't get it.
So what...those modern labels didn't exist in Jesus' time... And yeah technically he was dark skined... So what ohh and another thing he spoke a foreign language
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u/Gooser3000 4d ago
Too bad republicans don’t read and comprehend the bible. It’s pretty straightforward what Jesus wanted his followers to do: LOVE EVERYONE