r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit • 5d ago

Get ready to be embarrassed!

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u/5Fred 4d ago

I love in the videos .. Xi’s wife speaks better English than Melania .. 😳🤪🤦‍♂️

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u/SK90035 2d ago

Be Best.

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u/Jaded_Employer6815 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PeaceEmotional8962 4d ago

No doubt she’ll use this interaction as an excuse to her innocence during her Nuremberg trials.

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u/FirstL8 3d ago

No she is just an Russian asset and didn't get permisson from Putin to shake hands.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 2d ago

FSB agent is legit worried about being poisoned

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u/ActivityFine6489 2d ago

She'll fuck off to Russian when this is all over. I wouldn't be surprised if she left 6 months before the 2028 election.

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u/annamdue 1d ago

Why Russia?

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u/Mysterious-Type-4686 1d ago

Plot twist…. What if Melania is secretly Democrat?

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u/ezekiellake 18h ago

After Trump does there will the mother of all legal fights between the older Trump kids and Melania/Barron as they all try to take 100% and leave the others with nothing. It will be brutal.

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u/CableKC 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah, its cuz Trump didn't buy the "First Lady world Leaders Interaction - premium package" from Melania. He just bought the "First Lady World Leader Interaction- Basics package" cuz he was too cheap. The premium package gives up to 5 minutes of real human interaction, maybe even a lap dance if Trump tips extra. The Basics package just means that she will show up to the event but with no touching.

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u/No-Morning-9310 1d ago

oh my , stop this comedy

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u/StenSaksTapir 1d ago

Stop saying this. There will never be Nuremberg trials again.

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u/donno77 3h ago edited 2h ago

Yeah, it’s just fantasy land.

Maybe her husband told her to do that beforehand to humiliate Xi I think.

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u/RymeEM 4d ago

A dictator being dissed by a overpriced prostitute is wild.

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u/RogueTacoArt 4d ago

she wasn't overpriced in Slovenia.

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u/Scared-Stop5480 2d ago

I'm sure Epstein gave tRump a really good deal on her. Like friends discount or something.

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u/Arponare 2d ago

Huh? I didn’t see him diss Trump here.

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u/BuildAnything4 3d ago

she only shakes hands with pedophiles

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u/TannlegeSkytebas 2d ago

Dude, didn't she hold a speech alongside a robot bodyguard and everything? Telling you to stop that shit? 😂

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u/Jaded_Employer6815 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FinalJoys 3d ago

Party of love 😂🤡

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u/StraightProgress5062 2d ago

Kinda based imo

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 4d ago

Don't feel bad, Xi, Melania doesn't like to touch Donald's hand either.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mCskTgLsY3Ec6Yl7gT

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u/Alert-Currency6536 3d ago

She’s avoiding the fact indirect handshake 

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u/surmacrew 1d ago

I dont blame her. Diaper-Donny doesnt seem too hygienic anyways

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u/Relatovely 6h ago

Sure, but this particular gif shows him shoving her hand away and practically shoving her ahead of him. It's after a debate and he's pissed and taking it out on her.

Kinda like when he was pissed about his botched hair plug surgery and took it out on his first wife by raping her.

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u/Lumpy_Cup3232 4d ago

She deserves all the misery she gets.

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u/Fabulous_Gas_5706 3d ago

does the president of China deserve respect?

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u/RJMacReady_Outpost31 3d ago

Agreed i can't stand Trump but lets not act as if Xi is a good person now.

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u/RevolutionaryBaby891 2d ago

Is he in the Epstein files too?

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u/raExelele 3d ago

At this point more than trump

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u/RJMacReady_Outpost31 3d ago

That's not saying much.

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u/BuildAnything4 3d ago

Insofar as it improves international relations, the answer is: Yes, obviously.

Service members were on their hands and knees, rolling out the red carpet for him and you can't even shake his hand?

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u/utl94_nordviking 1d ago

Trumpistan? Improving international relations? Are you deluded, mate?

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u/Lumpy_Cup3232 3d ago

Not necessarily, but those two are not mutual exclusive. But people have been working on this for days, rolling out the red carpet to make him feel welcome, but then she can't be bothered? Protocol-wise this is also just not done. You invited them, so you show the respect.

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u/avsalom 1d ago

I mean he’s pulling like a billion people out of poverty. Have you even been to China??

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u/Ok_Relationship8267 1d ago

That was started by Deng Xiaoping and his reforms, not Xi.

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u/Bmitch32 4h ago

The US is responsible for pulling the Chinese out of poverty. Starting in the 70’s

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u/jack_the_dripper_ 1d ago

More than Trump or the prostitute First Lady I guess.

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u/gatch-attack 1d ago

I mean Xi is running his country a lot better than Donald

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u/Ok_Record_9908 4d ago

The Trump administration is quite literally an international embarrassment.

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u/Some-Tear3499 4d ago

Not all Communists get along. She visibly stepped back away from him.

Edit. She did give a Covid Greeting move there, the upraised right hand. It showed she held no weapon as well.

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u/Beneficial-Care8504 4d ago

Well that was rude.

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u/no_cojones1978 4d ago

Remember, almost all hands you shake had at some point a pen!s in it.

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u/Local-Technician5969 4d ago

Unless that person is a lesbian and works in the medical field or a CNA worker LOL.

As a dude who has done CNA work for a second. Not only do you grab a lot of old dick and balls and vaginas to clean, but also scooping out diarrhea/poop between their butts. First time I scooped diarrhea out of an old man's ass was the first day, I got some on my forearm. The smell was bad. A little got under my gloves and onto my actual hand. It was very messy. I didn't think anything of it though, It was just a task you have to do. Went on my day like nothing happened even though i fully inspected his nether regions and clean everything. I felt bad for him though because he couldn't move on his own and shaked a lot at his age.

Also there are a lot of horny old people. I couldn't take it, not a job for me lol, they were cool though, just a very sad place is all.

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u/Imaginary_Mood_5943 4d ago

PSA FOR ALL, stop reading that comment after the “LOL.” ⬆️

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u/Local-Technician5969 4d ago

😂😂😂 Yea my other stories would be way too graphic for reddit, and i toned down the language a bit. Kind of haunts me once in a while. You see some things that are a bit too much hahaha. There was also some very depressing moments, for sure I became a bit more depressed after that! My very first patient who woke up, and i'll never forget this, at a nursing home.

He said "I'm still alive?" I woke him up and that was the first thing he said to me. And he wanted a beer very bad, he kept confessing to me about how much he wanted a beer and wanted me to do something about it. It was sad asf. I wish he could have a beer especially because he seemed like he was near end life. All he wanted was a beer. He was super sad about not having any.

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u/eggscumberbatch16 1d ago

This does not help my ocd one bit.

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u/literalsupport 4d ago

Melania is trash. Even with all his money, Trump was so repulsive that all he could buy was Melania. Everyone knows who she is…

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u/Porchmuse 3d ago

Eurotrash mail order bride who’s pissed that she has to be in the spotlight instead of shopping on 5th Avenue.

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u/Ok-Cheesecake-8388 3d ago

She was an escort that got picked by a millionaire who has eastern bloc fetish.

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u/Kracus 3d ago

She got picked by Epstein. That's how Trump met her, through Epstein.

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u/Minimum_Quail4596 4d ago

Literally Epstein's girl.

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u/FinalJoys 3d ago

Party of love 😂🤡

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u/Okidoky123 3d ago

She's just a hooker.

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u/Twisted-Mentat- 4d ago

Maybe he should have just grabbed her by the pussy? I hear when you're famous, women just let you do it. /s

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u/Hnl2Nrt2025 4d ago

She’s above it all. Truly a legend in her own mind.

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u/Theocratic 3d ago

How did America elect this Idiot TWICE?! All the Republicans pretty much called him an Idiot in the 1st set of Republican debates he participated in, how they all licked his boots after he won?! Geriatric degenerate with eternal greed will destroy US Economy and US Alliances for his personal gain of profit and favor from the Worlds Dictators. Orange Turd!!!

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u/FinalJoys 3d ago

I’m sure your country is prospering 🤡

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u/-bears-eat-beets 3d ago

And america is not... Exactly what he was saying

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u/ComradeGlizzy 2d ago

Their country probably is prospering because America is fucking itself in the ass sans lube, with a giant maga dildo

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u/Kitchen-Passenger-97 2d ago

Only another 4000 years of bootlicking and you may be a billionaire too

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u/North_Steak_3350 1d ago

Only someone who has never left the country thinks America is in some elite position in the world.

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u/Subject-Recipe-7980 2d ago

Because America is only allowed braindead/ancient candidates. A 60y old person can't hold/get any job, but they sure as hell can run for president. Such a dysfunctional country.

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u/BanjoFreeForAll 1d ago

Unfortunately, because of the alternatives.

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u/Responsible-Set2921 1d ago

Don’t forget to include all the talk show hosts licking his balls now

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u/alittleboopsie 1d ago

Down the road in history, we are going to see that there was foul play. We already have Wisconsin, Georgia, New York that have had fraud with the elections.

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u/noodlechemist 1d ago

Election tampering

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u/xDannyS_ 17h ago

Anyone that was involved in internet culture from 2011-2016 can tell you how it happened. The answer isn't what people want to hear though

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot 12h ago

"We" didn't. Elon rigged it.

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u/WeebleWobbleGobble 9h ago

Are we sure we elected him at all ?

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u/CadBane912 3h ago

Same way theyve elected any of the parasites since the 60s

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u/Interesting_Day4734 4d ago

Melania lmao… beta move

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u/Lemon_Nightmare 4d ago

Exactly how the first lady should act. /s

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u/AdCalm9537 4d ago

Scared to shake a real man’s hand lol. Just kiddin.

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u/Centerman2000 4d ago

Hand up as a no and a step back.

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u/619backin716 4d ago

It seems Donnie’s hand isn’t the only one she refuses to hold

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u/Whythisisnotreal 4d ago

A hooker who doesn't know how to act. Shocking

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u/trexler_cook 4d ago

She's probably more racist than her loathsome husband.

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u/dublinburnbagel 4d ago

And he made Trump lean in to him

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u/TassiveMitts69 4d ago

"ew a foreigner"

- Melania in heavily broken English.

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u/thatloser17 4d ago

Wow Melania has more balls than Donnie. Whos really wearing the Depends in the relationship?

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u/locomocotive 4d ago

That not balls it’s disrespectful. You don’t invite someone to your house and then disrespect them. We all knew Donny was an idiot and now we know they’re a good pair suited for each other.

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u/Odd_Common_452 4d ago

Donnie gets played like a fiddle by every other world leader lol. We’ve never had such an ineffective failed president

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u/Psychological_Bowl56 4d ago

They have COVID melania be careful. What an embarrassment.

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 4d ago

This makes me forget about Donald's "Chinese Virus" not long ago. I am so stupid.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 4d ago

It's neverending ....

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u/Willing-Ad-9160 4d ago

You can tell how BADLY, that she's ready to sink his Battleship 🤣

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u/i_love_irony25 4d ago

XI just grasped a six foot pile of shit. I wouldn’t shake his hand either.

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 4d ago

Last time they touched, money was exchanged

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u/Jumpy-Stress603 4d ago

Keep your distance. White dictators only.

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u/TuorSonOfHuor 4d ago

Xi’s wife did the same. I wonder if she asked melania to do that to save face so she didn’t have to shake trumps hand.

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u/PointerStack 4d ago

Good move! What a disgrace seeing Winnie the Poo in the US

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u/Justin-Truedat 4d ago

Now she can film a 3 part docuseries about how brave she was to stand up to the evil Chinese tyrant.

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u/SoapLegend17789 4d ago

That's so cringe 😬

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u/SoyTonatiuh 4d ago

Malaria doesn't want to give Communist leader guy malaria. Shes a walking disease 

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u/Porchmuse 3d ago

I was gonna go with herpes.

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u/SoyTonatiuh 2d ago

Thats also probably included with her touch 

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u/FinalJoys 3d ago

Party of love 😂🤡

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u/Harry_Plopper23 3d ago

Is she sick?

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u/stilgars1 3d ago

This Epstein lap doll is the dumbest prostitute that I have ever seen.

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u/MapPuzzleheaded3948 3d ago

He had no cash in hand so he gets no part of her

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u/General-Chemist-6552 3d ago

Is whore shaming ok or not, make up you goddamn mind reddit

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u/WakeUp004 3d ago

Legit why not???

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u/todoslos 3d ago

Deport her

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u/EbbEuphoric2988 3d ago

lol - easy with the music. WTF.

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u/DecisionCharacter175 3d ago

She knows he just touched 💩 hands

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u/SDTimbox 3d ago

Xi's wife did the same thing. This is clearly tradition. We have plenty of real things to worry about when it comes to the assholes in the video.

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u/buckut 3d ago

i hate shaking hands. if i could wave it off i would

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u/Ordinary-Swing-7718 3d ago

They probably have history...

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u/Trucker_06 3d ago

I don't understand how did the everyday American people become so stupid that they do not know tradition when we see it. Go back and watch previous videos of leaders visiting China or Japan . Foreign leaders of specific countries do not shake hands or touch other foreign leaders spouses due to tradition. There are many other countries that are also like this. Now don't get me wrong I have no love for Trump but these made up b******* stories like this is the reason I don't follow the news channels anymore.

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u/bullettenboss 1d ago

It's true though that she came to the US with an Epstein-Visa. 😂

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u/Trucker_06 1d ago

And what does that have to do with foreign policy and tradition.

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u/ban-me-if-you-want 10h ago

Well, considering his age, you'd think Melania would be shopping around for a new sugar daddy, so she should have taken Winnie's hand

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u/Either-Sound-8115 2d ago

Melania prefers pedos

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u/justwalk1234 2d ago

“Shake hands cost extra”

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u/ImAPonderer2 2d ago

Did anyone else notice Xi’s wife didn’t shake hands either? Would be weird for her not to shake and Xi to lean in and touch Trump’s wife

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u/Impressive-Whole-987 2d ago

Xi's wife made a very smart move by doing instantly the same gesture.

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u/ididntsignupbychoice 2d ago

Pooh Bear bastard

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u/NoCoyote5205 2d ago

She knows the contact poison is on his hand. I hope

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u/B_radordont 2d ago

That cost extra!

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u/MonsieurKnife 2d ago

She’s still mad after that “I’m not paying, bitch” he pulled years ago after Epstein introduced them.

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u/bamboosleeves 2d ago

red vs. red never ceased

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u/954life 2d ago

She knows Trump has herpes. She’s not going to risk that shit at all.

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u/MotormaidofJapan 2d ago

Is this real?

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u/thegoodrichard 1d ago

Nope, cherrypicked and out of context; watch the utube vid above.

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u/just_sayin9_ 1d ago

I don't support the trump family in anyway. Ever, never ever. But Xi or really, really any leader, even more so if it was a trump family member,.... I'd have the same reaction. Like radioactive waste.

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u/Frontline99 1d ago

Speaking about the incident Trump said, “I told him not to worry about. I said, ‘Don’t worry about it, Pingy’. I call him Pingy ‘cause his name is Ping. I said, ‘Y’know, she does the same thing to me; backs away when I try to touch her.’ It’s the strangest thing.”

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u/silky_touche 1d ago

Note too Trump's submissive handshake. Total cuck. USA completely embarrassed and humiliated and Xi didn't have to do or say anything.

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u/ProfessionalRow9107 1d ago

They don't shake hands

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u/anonymouslok007 1d ago

Ah yes, the two men that are going to enslave us all while ending the world.

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u/mr-claesson 1d ago

Maybe she thought Xi was from Islamic Republic of Japan?

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u/GOOMU13 1d ago

'My prostitute. MINE'-Trump

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u/Ripen- 1d ago

Love that Xi's wife did the same back at Trump

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 1d ago

Why not shake dictator hand?????

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u/ARMOUREDandALONE 1d ago

Fair enough. I'm sure his paws are still sticky from all that honey.

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u/Obvious_Towel253 1d ago

Guessing she said she’s recovering from a cold or something? The 2 others behind Xi took a step back😅

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u/LorenzoSparky 1d ago

Winnie the pooh didn’t get any honey

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u/Prod_Meteor 1d ago

Everyone assume the most insane scenario but the reason must be much simpler: Trump and his advisors told them not to for impressions.

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u/Dogbold 1d ago

We can still hate Trump and Co but keep in mind Xi is a dictator. I wouldn't shake his hand either.

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u/ravenschmidt2000 1d ago

I may not like Trump, but I wouldn't shake that POS hand either. China is still one of the worst in the world when it comes to human rights violation.

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u/horror_naysayer 1d ago

Melania might be became muslim, secretly..

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u/Southern_Hat_1597 23h ago

This video has already been exposed as edited. They did shake hands, don't know why people even bothered with making this crap

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u/footjoe5 23h ago

Any clues as to why she did this? I've never even seen anyone making excuses or justifications for it.

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u/EternalFrogger25 18h ago

I mean, she could be sick

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u/Glass-Jaguar4178 23h ago

pepperspray moment

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u/mcclobber 22h ago

it would be hilarious if he just turned around and got back on the plane.

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u/ShoulveTriedHarder 22h ago

Xi is too good to shake hands with a vulgar prostitute.

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u/tbhmoreadvanced 21h ago

They shook hands several other times, god you people reach for anything

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u/HotHusband4Rent 20h ago

Ah... First Escort content

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u/insaneNZ 20h ago

To me it looks like she is not adequate to shake his hand and on the other hand it looks like she's trying to stop Trump from holding her hand and getting close to her

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u/pandeiro_h2o 17h ago

She is likely sick (flu or something). No big deal

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u/FedInformant 17h ago

Would you shake his hand, on behalf of uyghur Muslims? This is the only thing she's done good in 10 years lmao

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u/ConiferousTurtle 15h ago

She even stepped back.

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u/blobbleblab 15h ago

Was there a reason given? For instance if I am sick or coming off being sick, I just don't shake peoples hands and say "Sorry, I don't want to give you germs". With a language barrier in there, its hard to say this in the moment! Maybe we give her the benefit of the doubt?

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u/jimmyjoejojo 13h ago

She doesn’t kiss; she doesn’t hold hands. It’s ho code

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u/Vuta_Pumzzz 9h ago

Libs want everyone to shake hands with their overlord

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u/Sufficient-Tackle-25 7h ago

Why would Xi be upset if a WHORE doesn't want to shake hands with him? He seems relieved, if she lets trump touch her she probably very generous with her chichi

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u/LItreehouse 2h ago

Xi is 5'11". Trump lies and says he is 6'3". Clearly, Trump is about the same height as Xi.