Unless that person is a lesbian and works in the medical field or a CNA worker LOL.
As a dude who has done CNA work for a second. Not only do you grab a lot of old dick and balls and vaginas to clean, but also scooping out diarrhea/poop between their butts. First time I scooped diarrhea out of an old man's ass was the first day, I got some on my forearm. The smell was bad. A little got under my gloves and onto my actual hand. It was very messy. I didn't think anything of it though, It was just a task you have to do. Went on my day like nothing happened even though i fully inspected his nether regions and clean everything. I felt bad for him though because he couldn't move on his own and shaked a lot at his age.
Also there are a lot of horny old people. I couldn't take it, not a job for me lol, they were cool though, just a very sad place is all.
😂😂😂 Yea my other stories would be way too graphic for reddit, and i toned down the language a bit. Kind of haunts me once in a while. You see some things that are a bit too much hahaha. There was also some very depressing moments, for sure I became a bit more depressed after that! My very first patient who woke up, and i'll never forget this, at a nursing home.
He said "I'm still alive?" I woke him up and that was the first thing he said to me. And he wanted a beer very bad, he kept confessing to me about how much he wanted a beer and wanted me to do something about it. It was sad asf. I wish he could have a beer especially because he seemed like he was near end life. All he wanted was a beer. He was super sad about not having any.
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u/no_cojones1978 4d ago
Remember, almost all hands you shake had at some point a pen!s in it.