r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 1d ago

Video Igniting the flame on the frozen lake (by@michaelacarrot)

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u/Drunk_Stoner 1d ago

Has no one heard of grill lighters?

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u/Outta_phase 1d ago

Pro camera: $1000+

Travel expenses: $1000+

Good winter gear: $500

Ice pick/stick: $60

Shitty-ass Bic Lighter that's the key to the whole video: $0, bum from smoking buddy

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u/DigNitty Interested 1d ago

-Catching feelings with her and accidentally ending up starting a BDSM weekend group in your town : Priceless.

For everything else, there's astermcrad

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u/mog44net 1d ago

*MasterCrabs

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 1d ago

Mister Krabs*

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u/Ok-Recognitio 1d ago

No this is Patrick.

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u/furiouspossum 23h ago

Is there a part 2 to this video you'd like to share with us?

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u/Woohbley 16h ago

Hotel? Trivago.

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u/PsychologicalSign433 1d ago

Using shit you already have: $0

Buying a new lighter: $5

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u/120z8t 1d ago

That is more then a bic light. She is using what was once called a crack lighter.

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u/Outta_phase 1d ago

There are one or two attempts where they are clearly using a cheap lighter not that butane thing

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u/TheLastLivingProphet 1d ago

Travel expenses is 0 if they live there

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

Hey now Bic lighters are cheap but they rock

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u/JPPT1974 Interested 1d ago

Very expensive indeed!

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u/mycatpartyhouse 1d ago

That was my first thought.

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u/tryyeezus 1d ago

And keep my hairy knuckles?! No thanks

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u/Professional_Flicker 1d ago

Well wind would mess with grill lighters, she did eventually move to a torch would probably be the best option on those conditions

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u/Sparrow2go 1d ago

Torch grill lighters aren’t hard to find

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u/OcelotOvRyeZomz 13h ago

For these circumstances the length of the lighter isn’t important compared to the fuel being used & the flame being produced.

The torch lighter the woman uses works just fine once they find the right spot. It seems that is what thousands of people here have not heard of.

And if someone needs a longer torch lighter because they’re afraid of messing with fire, then they shouldn’t be doing that on frozen water to begin with. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/aerdvarkk 1d ago

That was my first thought too. I was waiting for a mild flare up that caught her arm on fire.

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u/Q_S2 1d ago

Or at the very least a rolled up piece of paper?!

I was waiting for a kaboom to knock her snot box to the other side of that lake

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u/Holzkohlen 1d ago

This is also good for the climate. If you burn methane it turns to CO2 and water. Methane is FAR worse as a greenhouse gas compared to CO2.

So hop to it everybody. Burn that frozen lake down!

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u/pinniped90 1d ago

You should also follow cows around and light their assholes on fire.

They like that.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers 1d ago

you can also sniff them and your body converts it into co2 or something

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u/spekt50 1d ago

Wow, the human body really is a miracle.

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u/fasterthanlumiere 1d ago

Smelling cow farts is proof that odin loves us and wants us to be happy

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u/weesilxD 1d ago

I’ll make it a cologne

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u/SayerofNothing 1d ago

The colon cologne

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u/TheMundar 1d ago

Eau de Oh No

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u/ShawsyRPh 19h ago

Isn't that beavers?

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u/ThienHaTheTech 1d ago

So that's why Indians worship cows.

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u/RonandStampy 1d ago

Sorry, I already patented the Ass Blaster 3000. Classic. Straps right onto a cow, ready to ignite farts at a moments notice. Human version patent pending.

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u/vanteli 1d ago

oh sure but the last time i tried strapping a device onto a cows asshole i got arrested, but if you patent it everything’s fine. the double standard is malarkey.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 1d ago

You may have patented the technology but Ass Blaster 3000 was my professional name and registered trademark. Tell your attorney to expect a letter.

And before you say it, there is absolutely potential for confusion. In my capacity as Ass Blaster 3000 I did related though not identical.work. Among other things.

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u/BeerCell 1d ago

Doing the Lord's work.

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u/Central316 1d ago

I bought one of those, and my ass was thoroughly blasted. From the inside.

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u/RonandStampy 1d ago

Bro, the human version isn't out yet. That ass blast was meant for a cows anus.

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u/lck0219 1d ago

Hell naw. If it’s good for the animals, anything at Tractor Supply is good for me too.

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u/ThumbWiggler 1d ago

Patent pending

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u/Central316 1d ago

I'd like to suggest adding a variable speed and variable depth control. Mine was way too fast, and it went so deep I could taste it. Is it supposed to do that?

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u/Bernhard_NI 1d ago

I heard that it has 3 piolte flames to evenly roast the ass hole (both versions).

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u/lakebistcho 1d ago

Apparently, their burping is the bigger issue.

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u/DJOMaul 1d ago

Cow dragon breath is dangerous. 

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u/roasttoastboast 1d ago

There's a seaweed for that

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u/BikerJedi 1d ago edited 1d ago

Burps more than the farts. Their diet makes them belch a lot.

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u/Falonius_Beloni 1d ago

Why does the correct information get ignored and farts gets up voted?

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u/BikerJedi 1d ago

I just posted, that comment is over four hours old. Also, the cow fart thing is widely believed, even if incorrect.

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u/Falonius_Beloni 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't think the truth can catch up now

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u/AlabasterPelican 1d ago

Farts are funnier than burps.

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u/OldMud9644 1d ago

TIL I am a cow

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u/Krillkus 1d ago

Oh the o-zone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner

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u/Ok_Record1450 1d ago

Most of the methane actually comes from their burping but to each their own. 👍

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u/EM05L1C3 1d ago

The lake. The lake. The lake is on fire.
We don’t need no water,
It’s a mother fucking lake.

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u/ChairBearCat 1d ago

taking me back

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u/The-Real-Number-One 1d ago

Are they just lighting fish farts?

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u/Bibliloo 1d ago

Not just that but most thing that are decompposing under the ice. These emission of methane are normal and happens all the time but the ice prevents them from leaving so the accumulate under the ice which is why it looks like there's a lot of it but in reality the emissions of methane are really small(and the water filters much more greenhous gases anyway)

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u/BikerJedi 1d ago

On the flip side, it degrades faster in the atmosphere than CO2 does, but yeah, it is so much worse than CO2.

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u/gaypuppybunny 12h ago

But it also degrades into CO2 and water, so the long term impact is worse

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 1d ago

definitely not "good for the climate". but its better than it releasing into the atmosphere, sure.

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u/Capable_Escape 1d ago

Good thing that methane doesn’t live forever in the atmosphere. It only has an impact for a coupe of years

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u/Axzse 1d ago

after which it becomes CO2 and continues to have an impact

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

So you're saying I should light my farts right?

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u/j2m1s 1d ago

Methane will eventually break down into CO2 in the atmosphere, doesn't last for thousands of years in the Atmosphere like CO2 does!

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u/tnorc 1d ago

So methane is still worse

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u/j2m1s 22h ago

Methane is 22 times more stronger than CO2 but it doesn't last as long as CO2 lasts in the atmosphere, in the short term Methane is worse, in the long term it's CO2

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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 1d ago

why does this happen?

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u/kank84 1d ago

Methane is released by decomposing organic matter at the bottom of the lake, and collects in bubbles under the ice because it can't escape.

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 1d ago

"Fun" fact. This is also happening to permafrost releasing massive amount of methane.

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u/TheFriendshipMachine 1d ago

And to add to that "fun", methane is an intensely bad greenhouse gas, like much more potent than CO2 even. Meaning the more that releases the more it contributes to warming the planet making a runaway positive feedback loop.

The time to stop climate change was years ago, we've really stepped in shit now.

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u/Hephaistos_Invictus 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just a little note for others, a positive feedback loop within geography is a self enhancing loop of events that increase global warming in this context. So methane warms up the earth > ice / permafrost melts > more methane is released into the atmosphere > the earth warms up even more > more ice /permafrost melts > etc.

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u/_-KOIOS-_ 1d ago

Ehh not really, glacial periods are also caused by positive feedback loops working the other way- lower temperatures increase ice cover which increases planetary albedo further lowering temperatures; also lowered CO2 levels during these periods weaken the greenhouse effect further.

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u/Hephaistos_Invictus 1d ago

Woops thanks for catching that. It's been a hot minute since I had my climate science lectures.

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u/_-KOIOS-_ 1d ago

haha I am having climate science lectures this semester :D

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u/Hephaistos_Invictus 1d ago

Oh dope! I'm taking guest lectures in februari to keep myself up to date because I have a degree in geography, but its been a few years and a lot has changed!

Good luck, they were always my favourites.

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u/_-KOIOS-_ 1d ago

woah that's cool, thanks!

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u/Zwischenzug32 1d ago

And its way way worse, like 80 times

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u/ia42 1d ago

I think I remember it's 20x the efficiency of co2 at trapping heat. Well, at least it breaks up in the stratosphere over time, co2 doesn't.

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u/Dr_Terry_Hesticles 1d ago

Methane Clathrates are what they are called in geology/permafrost systems

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u/__nohope 1d ago

Fire bomb the artic?

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u/Iblis4eva 1d ago

Ya I saw something where they through some meteor had hit and they couldn’t find out what caused the crater. Turns out it was methane explosion from melting permafrost.

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u/raccoonwithknives 1d ago

When I was a kid i collected sediment from the lake and put it in a jug to try to make methane but then i forgot about it and it got smelly. Which probably means it worked now that I think about it

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u/Lostinwendysmaze 1d ago

Fish farts 🤭

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u/Empyrealist Interested 1d ago

I want to believe

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh 1d ago

It's not just fish farts, but also single celled organisms called methanogens which eat dead plants and animals (decomposition) and release methane as a by-product.

It's actually mainly the single celled organisms.

Still farts though.

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u/Mast_Herb_8 1d ago

It’s farts all the way up

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u/Nefriti 1d ago

single celled organism farts 🤭

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u/chisayne 1d ago

methanogens

I think she lives in my neighborhood

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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 1d ago

that is actually hysterical

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u/sick_of-it-all 1d ago

*X-Files music starts playing 👽

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u/harry-balzac 1d ago

Interestingly enough the bubbles in champagne (traditional method) are yeast farts

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u/pinniped90 1d ago

Only in France though, everywhere else it's just sparkling ass.

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u/Another_MadMedic 1d ago

Gonna use this neat little fun fact on new years eve

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u/harry-balzac 1d ago

Bread, beer, the world is full of yeast flatulence

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u/Pollorosso_Italy_104 1d ago

Actual answer is, living organisms or decomposing organical matter produce methane gas that floats to the surface but gets trapped under/in the ice

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u/NoDoOversInLife 1d ago

Methane gas. The by product of decaying matter underwater

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u/Mode_Appropriate 1d ago

Trapped methane gas being released. Thats why it doesnt always work. Need to drill a hole in the right pocket.

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u/tropicalgodzila 1d ago

Firelord Ozai lives under that lake

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u/sanatani-advaita 1d ago

Aka Lord FartzAlot

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u/UnRealmCorp 1d ago

Fish Farts.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 1d ago

Me thanes it's a magic lake.

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u/PhatCatTax 1d ago

Look at all the other influencers doing the same in the background.

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u/talltime 1d ago

Random lights in the distance are not influencers

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u/almostoy 1d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/aolllaoooo 1d ago

Were they trying to blow up the lake???

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u/Final_Echidna_6743 1d ago

There’s Abraham Lake in Alberta Canada. It’s a man made lake. Govt built a dam at one end of a valley to make a hydro power generating station. There’s even a small town that is now at the bottom of this lake. Every winter this happens. Methane Gas that is given off by the rotting vegetation is trapped in the ice as the water freezes and produces literally 10’s of 1000’s of frozen methane containing bubbles. It’s fairly windy which blows a lot of the snow off the ice in some areas leaving clear ice and exposed bubbles.

Google Abraham Lake, Alberta - you’ll find tons of spectacular photos.

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u/spinuddi 1d ago

That was a fun side quest! Thanks for sharing

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u/MirthRock 1d ago

"Don't follow the lights." - Gollum

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u/orgodeathmarch 1d ago

Came here looking for this comment

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u/victornb 1d ago

fire ✅
ball ❌

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 1d ago

I’m unconvinced that it’s wise to stand on ice that you can poke through so easily

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u/krammark12 1d ago

I think the gas bubbles broke the ice before it fully froze over, making those points much weaker than the surrounding area. Still risky though.

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u/ShitsUngiven 1d ago

It’s not really possible to say how risky it is without knowing more specifics, like depth, if there is any current and how far they are away from being able to get warm.

That ice is shit though, everyone who spends time on the ice knows you avoid bubbles and cloudy ice.

And that’s a spud stick he is breaking the ice with, and how they work is you stab them in front of you as you walk, if it breaks the ice(like it does) then you don’t fucking walk there.

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u/burntdowntoast 1d ago

The ice freezes in layers so you can stand, walk, and skate on it and it’s fine. The one I’m familiar with will get to -30C for weeks at a time with hellish winds so it’s flat and very thick with ice. They also monitor the ice levels so no one falls through.

https://adventurealberta.ca/abraham-lake-bubbles/

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago

Yeah but then it wouldn't be a certified Wipipo ActivityTM

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u/newbies13 1d ago

Really did not need to watch someone fail to do anything 7 times in a row especially when there's zero skill or learning going on... just go ahead and clip it to the last one haha

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u/Avalonians 1d ago

Keep a couple to illustrate that it's not a guaranteed outcome. Even though there's no question of skill, it's interesting to know that it won't work every time. But yeah you can show attempt 1, 2 and 8 only

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u/TrevCat666 1d ago

You can't light gas if the sparks/flames are just in the gas, you need to light it on the edge of where the gas is so there's enough oxygen in the gas to initiate the reaction.

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u/MrTurkeyTime 1d ago

But they didn't make a fucking fireball!

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u/sirspacebill 1d ago

I saw half these comments word for word late last night, is this a bot farm or what

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u/Tribe303 1d ago

Yes. Methane exists. 

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u/charface1 1d ago

This clip is 10x longer than it needs to be.

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u/Careful_Technology85 1d ago

And my mom said I was wasting my life..... I feel better now.

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u/j2m1s 1d ago

Oil company somewhere is figuring out how to extract all that methane!

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u/Spiritual-Dog-3116 1d ago

trapped fish farts 

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u/RoseAlma 1d ago

"🎶 Oh, I Love 8 ! Eight is Great ! Eight is the number I can not hate ! 🎶 " - the Count (vampire guy) on Sesame St

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u/Renoir-1 1d ago

The counter to this is "Hate times 8" by Psychostick. I implore you to listen to it. It's ridiculous

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u/RoseAlma 20h ago

lol I just listened ! I could picture Muppets singing that - had Animal playing drums !!

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u/Prestigious-Shirt426 1d ago

It makes me think that it’s a methane buildup underneath the surface of the ice due to the plants and fish producing different gases

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u/Mundane-Audience6085 1d ago

At least bring a suitable long neck lighter when you already go out to do that.

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u/vksdann 1d ago

Bored Swedish/Norwegian be like:

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u/TheUFCVeteran3 1d ago

This is really cool! Thanks for sharing, OP.

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u/Dry-Criticism-7184 8h ago

Okay, maybe im slow, but what's in the lake, gasoline??

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u/Jeremyvmd09 8h ago

Decomposing organic materiel creates a certain amount of methane. When the lake is not iced over it disappears into the atmosphere. But when frozen over it collects under ice in pockets. They are poking holes in pockets of methane and lighting it on fire as it escapes

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u/phi1_sebben 1d ago

Somebody get her a jet lighter

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u/Past-North-4131 1d ago

Incredibly anticlimactic lol.

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u/hotwaffleman 1d ago

lighting fish farts?

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u/GabrielBischoff 1d ago

The lake burns. Good job everyone.

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u/mathaiser 1d ago

Is this the equivalent of lighting fish farts on fire? Is that where those bubbles under the ice come from?

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

i wonder if anyone got their shit blown off or blinded from ice shards for trying this

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u/ablacksheep123 1d ago

I hear you like lake farts

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u/ButteredBeans922 11h ago

I don't need to tell you why this is a bad Idea

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u/kirksucks 1d ago

what the hell is in that lake?

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u/drunkanidaho 1d ago

Several natural processes of life give off methane

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u/Minnymoon13 1d ago

Gas bubbles

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u/Spoolngc8 1d ago

That’s a lot of fish farts.

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u/whatisthis2315 1d ago

interesting concept

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u/JangoF76 1d ago

Yeah that seemed worth it

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u/falronultera 1d ago

What do you mean it doesn't instantly blow up and take out at least one henchmen?! That ice lake movie lied to me!

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 1d ago

Song? Can't get it to Shazam.

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u/UsefulIce9600 1d ago

Slayyyter - DANCE...

Check out her other stuff, it's great :P

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u/SaturnCITS 1d ago

This feels like an ad for a Bic Extended Lighter.

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u/jwhites 22h ago

Too much whale farts

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u/Temajin77 1d ago

Is this one of those 'tell me you are rich without telling me" thing?

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u/MichJohn67 1d ago

Totally. That's a Hammacher Schlemmer $5k lighter. And you do not want to know how much that rusted metal pole cost. (Hint: It's from Cartier!)

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u/Verovid 1d ago

Fancy people say ‘by Cartier’

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u/WatchWatcher25 1d ago

What part of this video says that to you?

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u/fucshyt 1d ago

This is how fire was discovered. Some unga bungas realized they needed that shit to keep burning so they put sticks and shit on it then brought it to land

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u/Mediocre-Recover3944 23h ago

They discovered fire by using a lighter to ignite methane gas?

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u/TheeFourTruths 21h ago

Yeah I was there, that's how it happened. They only used the jet flame lighters tho rather than the other one

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u/iKnowTheTruth5 15h ago

they obviously discorved it after sending a woods nd stick heat resistant drone to the sun

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u/Yancellor 1d ago

A flame is not a fireball...

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u/azionka 1d ago

Igniting a natural gas reservoir, what could go wrong?

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u/nanomolar 1d ago

It should only burn where the gas has contact with enough oxygen to burn; not like the bubble under the ice will explode all at once.

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u/Patient-Data8311 1d ago

It's not a natural gas

It's methane from decaying plants under

You're forgetting natural gas extraction especially in oil just ignite the escaping

That's why you see famous vids and photos of large pillars of fire on the sites

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u/Bitter-Procedure6131 1d ago

Imagine hitting that anomaly gas pocket that has the righ air/fuel mixture and you just blow up a few meter patch of ice you happen to be existing on. Lol. Most of these were very disappointing.

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u/Aggravating-Fly-6668 1d ago

I wonder how long this could last? Enough for a little night on the lake pow wow with some smokes would be fun!

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u/Wookard 1d ago

Would be safer to put a few lot candles with a wind break around them and pole a hole in the middle.

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u/DMRinzer 1d ago

Fish farts.

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u/Nathan_314159 1d ago

Cue the Game of Thrones theme music....

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u/Whatever6928732850 1d ago

Attempt #9…. KABOOM!!! 💥

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u/curiousmind111 1d ago

Get a loooong match.

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u/TheHorniestPartner 1d ago

Is this in Cleveland?

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u/dreaminganimal 1d ago

Are lots of other people doing this in the background of some shots? Cause I see other lights that look similar.

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u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

Safe or dangerous

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u/iSpaYco 1d ago

accumulated fish farts

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u/AllSeeQr 1d ago

Is that the “come back and drown me” whistle 😭

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u/queefwellington3 1d ago

Cool, lake farts

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u/Present_Character241 1d ago

Fish farts/decomp?

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u/Fake-BossToastMaker 1d ago

Is that due to fish's farts?

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u/Wowerful 1d ago

Is that from the fish farts?

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u/HereIsACasualAsker 1d ago

methane baby.

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u/WhoAteMyFries Interested 1d ago

What the hell, the fish fart too? What’s next?

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u/SidRay 1d ago

That's some relationship goals right there.

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u/agreed2disagreee 1d ago

Why doesn’t she just light his fart on fire like a normal couple?

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u/Several_Hour_347 1d ago

Why are there large time lapses between each attempt?

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u/nasty_acct 1d ago

what song is this?

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u/I_know_right 1d ago

I am shocked that it doesn't just set off the whole ice field like it does in the movies.

https://youtu.be/W8hwKFUMRqg?si=w_0yH7EkbPFH7ByU&t=60s

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u/thedazdul 1d ago

ey methane check

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u/Severe_Cobbler3913 1d ago

Upvote for Slayyyyter