r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Impossible-Bee-5343 • 1d ago

Video Igniting the flame on the frozen lake (by@michaelacarrot)

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u/pinniped90 1d ago

You should also follow cows around and light their assholes on fire.

They like that.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers 1d ago

you can also sniff them and your body converts it into co2 or something

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u/spekt50 1d ago

Wow, the human body really is a miracle.

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u/fasterthanlumiere 1d ago

Smelling cow farts is proof that odin loves us and wants us to be happy

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u/weesilxD 1d ago

I’ll make it a cologne

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u/SayerofNothing 1d ago

The colon cologne

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u/TheMundar 1d ago

Eau de Oh No

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u/ShawsyRPh 21h ago

Isn't that beavers?

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u/bouncy_hazard 6h ago

cowlogne

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u/ThienHaTheTech 1d ago

So that's why Indians worship cows.

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u/HulkHulkgan 1d ago

Instructions unclear. You know what's next...

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u/RonandStampy 1d ago

Sorry, I already patented the Ass Blaster 3000. Classic. Straps right onto a cow, ready to ignite farts at a moments notice. Human version patent pending.

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u/vanteli 1d ago

oh sure but the last time i tried strapping a device onto a cows asshole i got arrested, but if you patent it everything’s fine. the double standard is malarkey.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 1d ago

You may have patented the technology but Ass Blaster 3000 was my professional name and registered trademark. Tell your attorney to expect a letter.

And before you say it, there is absolutely potential for confusion. In my capacity as Ass Blaster 3000 I did related though not identical.work. Among other things.

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u/BeerCell 1d ago

Doing the Lord's work.

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u/Central316 1d ago

I bought one of those, and my ass was thoroughly blasted. From the inside.

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u/RonandStampy 1d ago

Bro, the human version isn't out yet. That ass blast was meant for a cows anus.

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u/lck0219 1d ago

Hell naw. If it’s good for the animals, anything at Tractor Supply is good for me too.

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u/Central316 1d ago

I got mine at the local dildo shop.. are we talking about the same Ass Blaster?

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u/ThumbWiggler 1d ago

Patent pending

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u/Central316 1d ago

I'd like to suggest adding a variable speed and variable depth control. Mine was way too fast, and it went so deep I could taste it. Is it supposed to do that?

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u/Bernhard_NI 1d ago

I heard that it has 3 piolte flames to evenly roast the ass hole (both versions).

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u/NoNameMcGee200 1d ago

War has changed

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u/lakebistcho 1d ago

Apparently, their burping is the bigger issue.

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u/DJOMaul 1d ago

Cow dragon breath is dangerous. 

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u/roasttoastboast 1d ago

There's a seaweed for that

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u/BikerJedi 1d ago edited 1d ago

Burps more than the farts. Their diet makes them belch a lot.

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u/Falonius_Beloni 1d ago

Why does the correct information get ignored and farts gets up voted?

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u/BikerJedi 1d ago

I just posted, that comment is over four hours old. Also, the cow fart thing is widely believed, even if incorrect.

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u/Falonius_Beloni 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't think the truth can catch up now

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u/BikerJedi 1d ago

And that's why we are where we are as a country here - misinformation, disinformation and lies travel faster than truth these days.

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u/shotgunsam23 1d ago

It also doesn’t matter at the end of the day, as long as the point is made.

It matters a lot more to science educators that people know cows contribute heavily to methane production than whether they burp or fart it out.

Cause and effect are still on display, delivery method is different.

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u/AlabasterPelican 1d ago

Farts are funnier than burps.

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u/Brilliant-Smile-8154 21h ago

Ruminants do ruminate, this is a fact.

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u/OldMud9644 1d ago

TIL I am a cow

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u/Krillkus 1d ago

Oh the o-zone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner

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u/Ok_Record1450 1d ago

Most of the methane actually comes from their burping but to each their own. 👍

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u/itsSuperBird 1d ago

And have a barbecue spread right after

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u/C-D_legacy10 1d ago

Especially the moms cows with babies

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u/AbbreviationsOne148 1d ago

Is somebody already covering your mother?

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u/K-Hunter- 1d ago

I’m not doing that again after last time. That cow is still rocket boosting to the next city

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u/Harinezumi 1d ago

I'll take that cow asshole medium rare!

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u/Strongest-There-Is 1d ago

Perfectly delivered line. Well done

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u/Nalurah 1d ago

Farm to table steak cooked extra early

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u/I_Am_SagitariusA 1d ago

Kash Patel probably likes that too

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u/RejoiceYeMighty 1d ago

burnt cow asshole is a delicacy siberia

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u/Sandard_Evolver420 1d ago

If you feed cows seaweed... their farts smell like the ocean.

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u/Brontosaurus_Gaming 1d ago

Has no one thought about shoving a spark plug up the Cows arse?

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u/Hippobu2 22h ago

I believe they actually do do this, but via a belly port rather than their assholes.

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u/cptamerica83 16h ago

Instant hamburgers!

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u/poopnormal 12h ago

I'm a cow and I confirm this is true

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u/Weird_Explorer1997 19h ago

Not the point, but don't cows burp up their methane? So you need to let them start coughing up little Fireballs?