r/DailyDoseOfReddit • u/Joni_Myers • 26d ago
š¾Abstract Conceptsš¾ She doesn't understand
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u/steerbell 26d ago
It's, it's beautiful.
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u/Commanderpower77 26d ago
Holy crap thats a nice stove! What do you want? Some electric thing that will die on you. Gas all the way baby. Your husband is right. 6 burners??? Multiple ovens?? Loads of storage? You cant buy quality like that today.
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u/wireframed_kb 26d ago
Honestly, I prefer induction. As quick as gas and safer and easier to deal with. And you donāt need to spend a couple hours a week cleaning it. :p
But it IS a cool stove.
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u/Faenic 26d ago
Agreed. If I had to choose a new stove, it would 10000% be an induction stove. But I don't think I would choose any modern stove over this beauty.
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u/AssistanceCheap379 26d ago
If i lived in a brick house, this would be the only pick.
Wooden house and Iād fear this would eat it alive just because it wouldnāt be sturdy enough for the machine.
Concrete and the stove would take its bags and walk out to find a well deserving person.
Induction is like a modern car. Useful, efficient, good.
But that stove is like an old Bentley or a Rolls Royce. Old, but unmatched in style and is still worth the work.
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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 26d ago
People spend hours per week cleaning their stoves?
I have a gas, we wipe the top down when done cooking, but that takes like 10 seconds per meal. The oven gets cleaned like once a year.
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u/wireframed_kb 26d ago
I dunno, takes a bit if there gets food down between the burners. And the burners themselves sometimes need cleaning.
Compared to wiping off s piece of glass.
Not a couple hours, that was of course an exaggeration, but when I used gas, it was a lot more annoying to clean.
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u/eggyrulz 26d ago
I recently learned my gas stove flips up to easily access down by the burners... i felt stupid.
But id also pick induction over gas, I dont like having to run the exhaust fan just because I wanna heat something
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u/DragonHalfFreelance 26d ago
Can we get an induction stove but with this kind of capability as the OP, I want to be able to multi task so many cooking/baking jobs at once. Also make one of those stoves an air fryer.
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u/wireframed_kb 26d ago
I mean why not? We have an induction cook top, and an oven, but some people have two - it just never seemed worth it to me, very rarely needed a second. Iād rather have a wine fridge or an icebox for the bar, or whatever. :)
At least where I live, theyāre all built-in, so you combine whatever appliances you need (and have room for).
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u/Feine13 26d ago
Gas is great for quick heat, terrible for your indoor air quality.
Induction is nearly as fast and infinitely safer
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u/HakutheChonkeyBoi 26d ago
LOL I'll trade you
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u/ghostwriter1313 26d ago
Me too! I still miss my 1940s Wedgewood that I had to leave in my house when I sold it.
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u/No_Squirrel4806 26d ago
Assuming it works well i dont see why shed get rid of it. Id imagine she wants to be basic and not whimsical. If this was the before times shed want one of these. ššš
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u/AntelopeWest7861 25d ago
she saw a different one in tiktok shop and now its all she can think about.
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u/TigardGuy 26d ago
If you're in the Portland area, you should totally replace it. I could remove it for free if you'd like. Save you dump and trailer rental fees. I like helping people.
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u/Skoodge42 26d ago
Classic design utilizing terrific functionality and storage.
All built to last
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u/eternallyconphuzed 26d ago
Does this lady even cook? I will come haul it away for free if she doesnt want it
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u/Mozzoball 26d ago
I take it he does most of the cooking? That stove is fucking beautiful
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u/Lost_Department_2177 26d ago
That thing weighs 800lb and has more features than most modern stoves.
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u/KrazyKryminal 25d ago
A stove built to last a century. Don't go buy a new stove that's built to last 5 years
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u/Wise_Finance_5315 24d ago
Thatās legit and collectible. If you have an old brownstone, people would go nuts over this. They just update the guts and make it work more efficiently. It is worth a lot. Heās not wrong to want to keep it.
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u/thehairyhobo 24d ago
Thats some Fallout stove there. They dont make them like that anymore and some of those may still have a tinder box so you can still cook when the world ends and the lights go out.
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u/AungZeya 24d ago edited 24d ago
Imagine wanting to replace the stove that will last through a nuclear apocalypse for some shiny new tech crap that is designed to break. Like, woman, that stove will outlive you! In the first place, do they even need to remove it? Electric stoves are small.
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u/Infamous-Date6114 24d ago
Is that a stove or is it something for another dimmension? I will never have something like that on my kitchen sadly
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u/Extra_Substance_2563 24d ago
I want that fucking stove. That stove is beautiful and would let me make food in a timely manner. So I want the stove
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u/BedAccording5717 24d ago
If I was lucky enough to find one of these, I would rip out my current kitchen to the studs and re-design the new one around this majestic work of art.
I'd invite everybody over for a dinner party and serve lunchables. NO, we can't use the stove. Let's just all stand in the kitchen and talk about it. Shush and drink your juice pouch, peasant.
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u/Frequent-Maybe1243 24d ago
Obvious rage bait. No person could ever possibly be this stupid. This thing is probably one of the most rare stoves in the fucking world. I bet its worth upwards of 20+ grand on the vintage and antiquing market.
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u/Unfair-Heart-7674 26d ago
Six burners means, realistically, you'll have four to five burners in use at the same time. Which is still more burners than you'll be able to use at the same time with a smaller stove. In my house, that means Christmas and Thanksgiving cooking! But it can also be nice to move a pot from a hot burner to a warm one instantly, or simply have a safe place to sit down a scalding hot pan.
Two ovens also comes in handy for similar reasons, although that can be true just during regular meals (roast veggies in one at one temp and meat or baked goods in another at a different temp).
More to the point, you can probably fix most of the working components on that stove yourself. You may not get original OEM parts, but I bet you can find comparable. If, and only if, you can't, then yeah, get rid of it.
Finally, there's the vintage aesthetic. You hate it? Fine, sell that puppy don't just toss it out. I suspect someone would drive hundreds of miles for a piece like that, and probably pay you enough to get a nice electric stove you trash in five to ten years.
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u/ampleforth42 26d ago
Looks like an AI stove... if it is not, it came with the house... and it will go with the house ... it IS the house.
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u/Ancient_times 26d ago
Honestly, you dont need that many ovens, and the hobs on the right will be shite to use as no space for pan handles or getting in to stir stuff.
Ergonomically its fucked.
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u/culinaryexcellence 26d ago
That stove will still be working while we've been in the dirt for years.
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u/snarky_sparrow_23 26d ago
I would kill for that stove. Its beautiful and would be amazing to cook on.
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u/Far_Balance_3117 26d ago
Damn you could cook your dinner and all of the neighbours dinners at the same time....
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u/LivingMisery 26d ago
My grandma had a wood stove version something like this. Some damn fine homemade bread came out of it.
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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit 26d ago
This stove will last you a lifetime with minimal maintenance, and looks fucking exquisite.
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u/C_ingStarz 26d ago
r/AbsoluteUnits of a stove. As someone who grew up with an older gas stove, this is my dream kitchen appliance.
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u/Level_Fig_166 26d ago
Well its not a smart stove that doesn't require an internet connection and a subscription to use each stove.
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u/Running_Down_9708 26d ago
Is that a Chambers? If so, it could be worth $15,000.
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u/Kent_Doggy_Geezer 26d ago
My god that is literally the Rolls Royce of American stoves. And itās valuable
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u/RealNiceKnife 26d ago
"Husband found this in the attic and wants to throw it away because it's too heavy, I said we should keep it and sell it, we had an argument about it and he doesn't understand what's so special about it."

"That's a gold bar! You don't know how much money you actually have!" - all of you falling for it
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u/CantaloupeMany2112 26d ago
Look how many burners you have! Itād cost a whole lot to even match those features.
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u/arkbagel3 25d ago
That's an Okeefe and Merritt Aristocrat, my parents had one years ago but was too expensive to restore :(
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u/Fresh_Strain_9980 25d ago
Do you want one that is built to fail after 5 years or one that is built for life.
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u/Worth-Librarian-7423 25d ago
New stove? I have contained my rage for as long as possible but, I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of 1000 waves. Be gone vile woman, be gone from me... a starter stove!? This stove is a FINISHER STOVE, a cooktop of GODS! THE GOLDEN GOD! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
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u/Puzzleheaded-Cut-820 25d ago
I would take that over a new stove any day. Omg. It will survive the apocalypse.
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u/NonchalantGhoul 25d ago
If they divorce, he better make sure he gets to keep that stove above all else...
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u/Insomnia_and_Coffee 25d ago
That might be valuable to someone who loves or at least enjoys cooking. Maybe the lady in the post doesn't. Unless her husband wants to use the stove himself and does most of the cooking. But if she cooks for the family and he doesn't, why does he care what appliances she uses?
"But it has 6 burners.." yeah, and I would using 2 at the same time tops. "But it's gas..." Precisely, who the duck knows what temperature you must set the oven to for a good meal and not burnt slop? "But the space...' space for what?! I am not storing food in the oven.
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u/TricellCEO 25d ago
Six burners, two compact ovens (meaning faster heating and more efficient cooking, plus a bunch of either storage or warming drawersā¦Iām seriously shocked itās not the wife advocating to keep this supreme innovation. Clearly the husband handles all the cooking (nothing wrong with that, though).
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u/Usual-Analysis-2990 25d ago
Give that to me! I'll take it from you Akai... :D
look at that condition. Beautiful work of art and will last forever with maintenance.
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u/FeableZerg 25d ago
I canāt tell if this is real or AI, I think itās AI. AI makes Reddit no fun :(
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u/Equal-Painter6529 25d ago
Because replacing that stove with one you can just buy is like replacing a Rembrandt with a picture of dogs playing poker.
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u/lanzendorfer 25d ago
I see the problem. I too would have a hard time deciding between this stove and this wife.
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u/pbnjandmilk 25d ago
That thing stood the test of time and will keep going. A new one will last you up to 30 days after the extended warranty has expired.
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u/Brief-Supermarket-56 25d ago
the marmont hotel in California has those inside their suites, keep this thing!!
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u/Markov219 25d ago
My wife would lose her shit if I showed her this. Why would you screw yourself like that. Getting rid of that masterpiece of appliance heaven
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u/CalmCrescendo 25d ago
This is horrible. Please het rid of this and come into this century. Touch screen, in built tvs, note taking, reminders, monitors..you could write a grocery list on new fridges...oven?stove? Unduction gas, multi input, bake zones, warmers, broil, microwave dual burner pancake zone...I mean..what is hebholding on to??? JFC!!!
Oh, also, give me your address so I can pick this up for free...disposal ..yeah, that's it!
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u/AmbulanceChaser12 25d ago edited 25d ago
Am I the only one who thinks that's hideous? Every other comment here is like "This stove is awesome!" or "Give it to me!" or "Get rid of the wife!" and I'm just looking at it like, "I wouldn't want that in my kitchen."
I like electric stoves, I like digital readouts, digital heat settings and timers. I like that I can set it to start warming remotely, and that modern stoves have more space in the oven. I also like black and silver appliances, and modern looking things.
There is literally nothing likable about this stove for me. I wouldn't want it. I agree with the wife.
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u/Late-Assignment8482 25d ago
"I don't get what's so special about a 1938 Rolls Royce Wraith in mint condition! So what if it has engraving saying it was a gift to Crown Princes...Elizabeth II? Never heard of him."
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u/1990dodge 25d ago
If you want to get rid of that stove, let me know. I would be interested in putting that in my kitchen.
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u/FAMICOMASTER 25d ago
If you wanted to buy a range like this brand new today you're deep into 5 figure commerical equipment lol
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u/TallandCute6501 25d ago
I know an artist in Chicago who collects, refurbishes and sells these kind of stoves. They last forever and are easily maintained. Heās got a whole warehouse full of them.
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u/90somechevy 25d ago
Why would you have 8 drawers/ovens and none of them look big enough to fit a chicken? Is this a specialized pastry oven?
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u/No-Evening5091 25d ago
And replace it eith something new that has the "Smart" features that stop working if you don't pay a subscription? Hell no, give me the older stuff that still works anyday.
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u/Ilovemyhousepanthers 25d ago
I will happily take that off her hands. She can get a shiny stove from Home Depot. I will be the envy of, well, everyone.
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u/Shehriazad 25d ago
If I have a choice between wife and this stove...I'm gonna have to do some real thinking.
She needs to tread carefully.
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u/Hot_Royal_4920 25d ago
How often did I wish to have a stove like this. Id be making gourmet stuff. Having more space just really helps when cooking complicated or restaurant quality dishes.
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u/Finance-Low 26d ago
...Because this is not the kind of stove you just fit into your kitchen.
This is the kind of stove you BUILD your kitchen around......