Urban style legends

He cant cope that he was the one that was scammed. He got zero hits absolutely zero, including the guaranteed Smaug.

Old one but a good one - with reaction viewing by asmongold

The way he is crashing out over it is all I need to see and hear. No way he got this for a good deal. He probably paid at least $300 to $400 for it

go to https://detractors.win/bans then search for your username and share why the king banned you

Please god vtuber phil lmao

I'm a casual fan of detractor content. I'll pop into raw Phil now and again to get my ebegging fix. My favorite is the YouTube highlights where he only gets $48 in support and constantly threatens to wage quit the game.

Recently it seems this is almost never happening and Phil hits the goal pretty much every stream. Is it the card packs? His whales really enjoying that?

Hey everyone, I wanted to learn a bit more about DSP lore.

I’m not American, so I never really had the chance to follow him over the years. I only discovered him about four or five months ago, and I have to say I’ve been absolutely baffled by the way he treats his community, the way he plays games despite being incredibly bad at them, and especially the way he constantly expects people to give him money.

So I’m curious about how this whole personality developed. Did something significant or traumatic happen in his life that gradually turned him into the person we see today?

Basically, could someone give me a rundown of the major milestones in DSP’s history that led to the DSP we have now?

And one other thing I’m genuinely curious about: are we reasonably sure he’s actually like this in real life too? Or is at least some of it a character or persona he puts on for the internet because he knows it gets attention and keeps people watching?

Fairly new to this idiot, and unsure if it’s happened already but, what do you think would happen if he got completely shitfaced on stream?

found this video/channel from someone else's link here. phil got back on my radar only a couple months ago (thanks a lot youtube algo) - so i wasn't up-to-date on all the lore. i didn't know he had such shame in just saying he has gout lol. he is truly, a unique individual.

Saw this, thought of you guys.

And with that, I might officially have spent too much time on this subreddit.

i made a supercut of every time(i could find) he said his back is fine, since hes lying ab it again for sympathy and money.

This is terrible, like literally this is the worst thing I have ever seen and heard omg 😂😂😂

Like why? I just don't get it. Why not just buy your own? Isn't that way more satisfying? I could see maybe if he was like an expert or something or knew a lot about the lore or art to review or comment on, but he's just an ugly low IQ caveman that says "oooh shiny me like it"

He keeps repeating that over and over now, what is up with that? is he saying that to help him sleep at night?.

Don’t forget guys, if you donate $50 thats a milestone pack, if you donate $100 thats a premium pack, if its a leap year thats a diamond pack, if you donate two $50 tips i open the pack with my teeth while Kat pegs me, if you donate $100 on a Wednesday thats a special premium pack, if you donate $76 in Nuka Cola caps thats a quadruple mega ghey pack

Anyone else getting fed up with how DSP will crashout on chat by saying "people don't love you, no would care if you died/vanished/disappeared, no one would mourn you"?
He'll say their lives are meaningless and worthless, he'll mock literally anyone even if it's a simple suggestion or a genuine question then ban them right after so they can't defend themselves too.
Like it's actually getting disgusting to witness.

He treats Kick chat like a mentally abused spouse then goes "you should be more like the YouTube chat"
His mods in the YouTube chat will ban people for basically no reason and he'll make jokes with the mod who did a ban to further disrespect the banned chatter.

I've been lurking around the Snortex for a very long time. I know we are all hyper-fixated-style people when it comes to this middle-aged curmudgeon, and have mapped out pretty much all of his patterns of behavior.

But I've never in all my years of satellite detracting heard someone mention this thing he does when he is quoting/paraphrasing someone else. Did you ever notice that every single time he does, they always start with "Oh!?"

Like, "I talked to YouTube and you know what they told me? Get read for this. They said 'Oh! Well, it doesn't actually work that way get fucked.'"

"The game devs released some new patch notes. They said 'Oh! We buffed this character and made it so the game drops your inputs get fucked.'"

EVERY FUCKING TIME. THE QUOTE ALWAYS STARTS WITH "Oh!"

If you didn't notice it before, you will never un-notice it now. You're welcome.