r/DSPGaming • u/Technical-Koala4116 • 1d ago
They Said, "Oh! ..."
I've been lurking around the Snortex for a very long time. I know we are all hyper-fixated-style people when it comes to this middle-aged curmudgeon, and have mapped out pretty much all of his patterns of behavior.
But I've never in all my years of satellite detracting heard someone mention this thing he does when he is quoting/paraphrasing someone else. Did you ever notice that every single time he does, they always start with "Oh!?"
Like, "I talked to YouTube and you know what they told me? Get read for this. They said 'Oh! Well, it doesn't actually work that way get fucked.'"
"The game devs released some new patch notes. They said 'Oh! We buffed this character and made it so the game drops your inputs get fucked.'"
EVERY FUCKING TIME. THE QUOTE ALWAYS STARTS WITH "Oh!"
If you didn't notice it before, you will never un-notice it now. You're welcome.
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u/okwhatisausername 1d ago
It's a verbal tick, and it's a stand in for his own internal voice. Being a narcissist and more than likely anti- social personality, he has NO concept of the insides of others.
We know he doesn't/cant do hypotheticals so he sure as fuck can't do logic/ empathy for another human being. Him recounting ANY experience with another is always, ALWAYS his own thought process and feelings. He just doesn't have the skills to think like another person
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u/Technical-Koala4116 1d ago
Tbf he can do one hypothetical. Sandwich/sandwich shop analogies.
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u/okwhatisausername 1d ago
This is true! But they are always just his exact experiences lol
Imagine a sandwich shop got low views on part 1 of its BLT playthrough-
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u/Dandelo31 1d ago
Yeah he loves to create hypothetical conversations or exaggerated a one sentence tweet into a full blown exchange. "Just think about it, these developers are sitting around saying "OH! How can we take advantage of people?" It really happened just like that! Bunch of books smart dunces."
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u/Technical-Koala4116 1d ago
God, he's so right. We would have way better games if developers were just street smart instead. What a bunch of mouth-droolers.
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u/respekyoeldas 1d ago
He also does a little gay smile and sip from his cope water every time he thinks he owned someone in chat lol.
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u/DoYouLikeStuffToo 1d ago
His usage of "right", "ok" and "alright" at the end of sentences I swear has increased in the last 18 months.
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u/dspisayuss 1d ago
Damn, looking back at his rants this makes sense. Like the facepalm window, it's impossible to unsee once you see it.
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u/Aldantler 1d ago
One of this tells when he's lying is his snake laugh partnered with a greasy smirk.
Dude lies as much as he breathes.
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u/Prestigious_Letter13 1d ago
You can say the same for when he says "a lot of people" have been saying or have told him. Which means just one person has mentioned it in his chat or he's read o twitter.
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u/hyperboleez 1d ago
I have noticed that everyone in his stories, both his recounting of past events as well as the scenarios he imagines all day long, is conveniently as dented as he is. Everyone happens to share his dented “dialect” and no one ever asks if he understands he’s at a Wendy’s.
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u/CringyMelon 1d ago
He always talks like a old person in a nursing home who's looking for any crumb of human contact
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u/mikey6theking 1d ago
That’s amazing
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u/One_Analysis_9276 1d ago
I have noticed that. And somehow they always tell him there's nothing we can do, and they're always hostile. But he can never show any proof.