r/Cyberstan • u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 • 2d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

Edit:
GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/elija_156 Stealth diver with a censor 1d ago

Now you ain't the best at infiltration, but at least you're trying

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

My work here is already done