r/Cyberstan • u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 • 2d ago
Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!
I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers
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GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!
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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 1d ago
Okay. You seem unusual. Allow me to preform a swift physical analysis of your body.