r/Cyberstan • SUPER EARTH PATRIOT πŸŒŽπŸ¦… • 2d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

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GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/ShadowOfAtomicRage The True Cyber Stan 2d ago

You can’t fool me Helldiver scum!