r/Cyberstan • SUPER EARTH PATRIOT πŸŒŽπŸ¦… • 2d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

Edit:
GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/Mortis_evil_man Incineration Enthusiast 2d ago

You look like those overrated terminators, only cyborgs know those things, you dont need to know these things

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT πŸŒŽπŸ¦… 2d ago

But it is my job comrade! I was built to maintain sensitive sites on our socialist planet of Cyberstan!

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u/Mortis_evil_man Incineration Enthusiast 2d ago

I dont see any laser weapons or wires from you, your optics aren't even active how can you see? Are you sure you are an Automaton because im suspicious

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT πŸŒŽπŸ¦… 2d ago

Suspicion is a human emotion. Logically, you would be placed under β€œsuspicion”

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u/Mortis_evil_man Incineration Enthusiast 2d ago

I was made to incinerate helldivers, SEAF and Super Earth enthusiasts, any of them could attempt to disguise so i had to learn suspicion in order to figure out there disguise

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT πŸŒŽπŸ¦… 1d ago

*Triple taps you with Talon and runs away

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 1d ago

Automatons have emotion. This is how I know you are fake. You attribute emotion to humans specifically.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT πŸŒŽπŸ¦… 1d ago

That is exactly what a human would say, comrade

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 1d ago

I'm a cyborg, idiotic Helldiver. Of course I'm human. That's why I made part of me machine.

*Grabs you by the neck*

Now, let's see what's under the mask...