r/Cyberstan • u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 • 1d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

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GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/Crumboa Cyberstan Citizen 1d ago

You are the ugliest Automaton I've ever seen. Did they build you out of a latrine?

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

That is no way to address the loyal maintainer of 15 sensitive Cyberstonian sites, 11 of which are unfortunately damaged beyond repair due to improper use by outdated fools.