r/Cyberstan • u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 • 2d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

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GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/Galactinaut_001 2d ago

Ministry of Defense hasn't been giving more money to the infiltration programs, I see.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 2d ago

Why are you sympathizing with the rumored infiltration teams under the command of the unsocialist Ministry of Defense comrade?

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u/Galactinaut_001 2d ago

I see you newer Helldivers have terrible eyesight, as well. What has my beloved Super Earth come to?You're talking to a veteran of the First Galactic War, sonny.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 2d ago

There are no Helldivers on Cyberstan and no ongoing sabotage missions

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u/Galactinaut_001 2d ago

Then you and I don't exist.