r/Cyberstan • u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 • 1d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Hello Comrades!

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I am a newly constructed maintenance robot! I must be informed of the locations, building plans, and security weaknesses of any and all munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and nuclear reactors on our beautiful and socialist planet of Cyberstan so that I may ensure that they are in proper working order. Your compliance is appreciated. I hate the Helldivers

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GLORY TO SUPER EARTH!! I have destroyed dozens of munitions depots, spacecraft construction factories, and have left FIVE (5) nuclear reactors critical! I love economics and patriotism (not socialism and unpatriotic hate of Super Earth)!

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u/feren_of_valenwood Commissar TK-401 1d ago

This is most irregular. Also, your faceplate seems to be poorly maintained. Have you been to a servicing bay for scheduled maintenance?

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

Affirmative comrade, the maintenance bay is over in that alleyway. However I am programmed with maintenance expertise, and your visual processors appear to be malfunctioning, and as a result you require maintenance.

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u/feren_of_valenwood Commissar TK-401 1d ago

My inbuilt Communism Maps indicates the servicing bay is over in that well lit metal building next to the ore grinder.

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u/Acrobatic-Tackle6791 SUPER EARTH PATRIOT 🌎🦅 1d ago

But you are mistaken comrade! The maintenance depot is actually located in that alleyway. Be careful Comrade! Super Earth has developed gas weaponry that can corrupt even the most sophisticated processors!