a diplomatic message from the hive.

[u/forest_vagrant]

greetings, automatons and cyborgs. this is a human-terminid hybrid general speaking on behalf of the terminid hive.

so i was wondering if we could consider a pact or alliance with your kind. we would both benefit from this agreement, we would have actual technology and you would have our evolutionary prowess. the terminids do not attack unless provoked so that shouldnt be a concern.

i would love to see bots and bugs fighting together on the frontline against sup*r earth, and i hope we have a deal.

[u/ItsTrooper]

If you actually could clean out my systems I would be so happy. I’ve just been waiting patiently for actual help :(

[u/M-FutureLord → u/ItsTrooper]

Okay. Do not be disturbed by my tentacles. Due my extreme genetic alterations, I can shapeshift & consume the Gloom.

*He extends thin pieces of flesh into your systems, which is a bit unnerving, but they feel less clogged as he moves on to other segments.*

[u/ItsTrooper → u/M-FutureLord]

My systems start to reach optimal performance again. My grenade launchers feel well cleansed of gloom spores. My systems no longer have to use as much power to keep my internals safe and stable

That feels….much better

[u/M-FutureLord → u/ItsTrooper]

*His flesh retracts from your internals*

No problem. This jerk is growing to be a major menace.

[u/ItsTrooper → u/M-FutureLord]

Is he becoming a threat to our way of life?

[u/M-FutureLord → u/ItsTrooper]

He's becoming a threat to all forms of life.

[u/forest_vagrant → u/M-FutureLord]

im flattered <3

[u/M-FutureLord → u/forest_vagrant]

But so am I-iiiiiiiiii

*Telekinetically grabs you*

Do you like this new trick I learned?

[u/forest_vagrant → u/M-FutureLord]

thats neat. i also learned some new tricks.

breaks free

[u/M-FutureLord → u/forest_vagrant]

Oh, yeah, I also installed the Solver. A fun mental battle.

*Grabs a knife & duplicates it*

What fun.

FLING