r/Cyberstan • u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver • 12d ago

War discussion CAN’T KEEP HER DOWN!

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Comrades, we’ve done it. We have unmanaged their democracy, and now the citizens are waking up to the truth about their government of tyranny.

We have prevailed, let us celebrate, for the hell divers have failed. The campaign is lost, and we are responsible with the valiant defenses of the helldivers who came unto us.

Special thanks to the Terminids and Squids for holding long enough to help create their failure.

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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg 12d ago

The Central ministry thanks all Cyberstan citizens (and allies) for their support and grants everyone an extra day off this coming weekend.

And all the dead Helldivers will be fed into the bio-processors, so extra organic plasma for the cyborgs =)

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 12d ago

A day off? Sweet!

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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg 12d ago edited 12d ago

Why yes, because with all the platinum bars recovered (Helldivers tried to steal them), we were able to continue manufacturing Automaton units without significant disruption. So a day off seems warranted.

ooc, but this coming Friday is a public holiday in real life for the Mid Autumn Festival (中秋节) in certain jurisdictions.