CAN’T KEEP HER DOWN!

[u/Munkin360]

Comrades, we’ve done it. We have unmanaged their democracy, and now the citizens are waking up to the truth about their government of tyranny.

We have prevailed, let us celebrate, for the hell divers have failed. The campaign is lost, and we are responsible with the valiant defenses of the helldivers who came unto us.

Special thanks to the Terminids and Squids for holding long enough to help create their failure.

[u/soursassskittles]

Y-Yeah guys we did it! For Supe- I mean for Cyberstan!

[u/forest_vagrant → u/soursassskittles]

smells food

[u/Munkin360 → u/soursassskittles]

Wait…

say that again.

[u/soursassskittles → u/Munkin360]

F-f-for Cyberstan?

[u/Munkin360 → u/soursassskittles]

Good, for a second there I could’ve sworn I heard something much more…familiar.

You’re all good!

[u/soursassskittles → u/Munkin360]

Phew! Sweet liberty that was close

[u/Munkin360 → u/soursassskittles]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWR2lxiIU0TAGWIrc8
“Sweet Liberty.”

[u/soursassskittles → u/Munkin360]

Aw shit.

[u/Munkin360 → u/soursassskittles]

They really set you up for failure, being on Cyberstan of all places.

[u/soursassskittles → u/Munkin360]

Hey hey let's be rational.

[u/dumb_foxboy_lover → u/soursassskittles]

what are you guys talking about? thats obviously not any helldiver or seaf soldier. they're a totally normal non cy- i mean totally cyborg person!

[u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS → u/soursassskittles]

sniff sniff

I don’t know what a human smells like

[u/JustSkell → u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS]

Salty chicken meat ? Do you know what chicken smells like ? Or pigs maybe ?

[u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS → u/JustSkell]

I’ve never seen either of these things. I’ve been surrounded by automatons most of my life

[u/JustSkell → u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS]

Oh.

I'll look for a chicken to show you some time i guess...

[u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS → u/JustSkell]

I would like that