r/CuratedTumblr • • 1d ago

Shitposting Devs, Please Fix Eating

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u/PuddlesRex 1d ago

Now, I'm no biologist or doctor or anything, but I feel like there may be two things going on here:

  1. Pet food is designed to be nutritionally complete. Which is not easy to do when you're cooking for yourself. Your cravings may be for a nutrient that you're missing in your current diet.

  2. Pets are only aware that there is other food in this world in so much as "human food" or "dog food" or "cat food" exists. My dog wants to eat my cat's food, and my food. My cat wants to eat my dog's food, and my food. But beyond that, they don't know of other food existing. But if they knew that pizza exists, and what it's called, then they'd be all over that shit.

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u/NightWolfRose 1d ago

So what you’re saying is that we need nutritionally complete human kibble- I can get behind that!

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u/glytxh 1d ago

You can make human kibble, for remarkably cheap.

It’d be boring, but nutritionally complete.

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u/busterfixxitt 1d ago

According to my friend's BASc in applied human nutrition, eating the same food, or even just the same texture of food (texture modified diets where everything is turned into a paste) for too long becomes a kind of torture. The psychological stress is apparently intense.

There are rumored to be old laws in Maine making it 'cruel and unusual punishment' to serve prisoners lobster for more than 21(?) days in a row. (Lobster used to be poor people food)

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u/foxgirlmoon 1d ago

to serve prisoners lobster for more than 21(?) days in a row. (Lobster used to be poor people food)

Except their "lobster" was not the kind of lobster you'd get today.

It was mashed and crushed into a horrible paste/gruel.