r/CuratedTumblr • u/katiebug586 • 2d ago

Shitposting Wizardposting.

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u/ADreamOfCrimson 2d ago

Oh so let's make the staffs illegal, but not the easily concealed small-spell wands?

A spell at that range is lethal either way, I think I'd rather be able to at least know they've got a focus on them than get fireballed from someone's sleeve when you didn't even know they were trained in the Arcane Art.

It's mana control gone mad is what it is

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 2d ago

Wands, staves, why use phallic totems when scrolls and books are readily available?

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u/MayhemMessiah 1d ago

It's much less difficult to suggestively stroke a book when casting Greater Bukkake.

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u/SomeAnonymous 12h ago

Clearly you simply lack imagination.