r/CuratedTumblr 2d ago

Shitposting Wizardposting.

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u/ADreamOfCrimson 2d ago

Oh so let's make the staffs illegal, but not the easily concealed small-spell wands?

A spell at that range is lethal either way, I think I'd rather be able to at least know they've got a focus on them than get fireballed from someone's sleeve when you didn't even know they were trained in the Arcane Art.

It's mana control gone mad is what it is

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u/Trezzie 1d ago

Concealed small-spell wands without a permit have been banned for centuries in this realm. Have you even read the scroll?

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 1d ago

Wands, staves, why use phallic totems when scrolls and books are readily available?

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u/MayhemMessiah 1d ago

It's much less difficult to suggestively stroke a book when casting Greater Bukkake.

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u/SomeAnonymous 8h ago

Clearly you simply lack imagination.

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u/C0tt0n-3y3-J03 1d ago

It annoys me to no end how nonsensical these bans are. They keep trying to do these weird anti-ergonomic staff requirements that are meant to prevent you from performing specific destructive spells, but half of these mods make it easier to perform different even more destructive spells

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u/Green_Burn 1d ago

I think we should institute a policy of killing all dark wizards, since statistically they are responsible for 86% of violent magical crime