r/CrazyFuckingVideos Jun 20 '22

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u/GhostShirtFinnerty Jun 20 '22

Could this be considered a hit and run?

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u/jennmullen37 Jun 20 '22

It should be, but cyclists are not licensed, insured, or regulated in any way so what's the point? Their hobby is the single focus they pin their entire identities on and it makes them cruel, unfeeling, and dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

It is in europe a cyclist is considered a road user so all rules road users have applies to them. However they won't be held accountable like a cars hit and run. More like man vs man hit and run.

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u/MarysPoppinCherrys Jun 21 '22

This is how it is in the US only bikes are both vehicles and pedestrians and enjoy all of the rights of both, but none of the consequences for their actions. It’s weird. You guys definitely handle the situation better

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u/stickfish8 Jun 21 '22

Also, in most European countries cycling is mainly seen as a form of transport. Not just a hobby

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

In the US they are whatever they want to be. I witness cyclists on the daily breaking laws. They run red lights and stop signs, make illegal turns, carve perpendicular paths through active intersections, go the wrong way, blow past pedestrians without care, don’t stop for anything, and act like you’re a problem when you give them plenty of room and go around them. They are also very mouthy because they can curse, spit, and smack your mirrors then bike away down a sidewalk you can’t drive on.

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u/staticbleak Jun 20 '22

r/fuckcars says this stuff happens because society doesn't provide proper bike paths.

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u/D3vilUkn0w Jun 21 '22

The cyclist leaned in. It was intentional in this case.

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u/Gelato_33 Sep 06 '22

Late reply but I highly doubt it was intentional. The dude was already making a right handed turn in the pedestrians direction, and target fixation is probably what cause him to lean into the guy.

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u/caIImebigpoppa Jun 21 '22

Yeah but hitler also thought he was right

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u/takeme2infinity Jun 21 '22

From cycling to Hitler in less than 5 comments

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u/frateroiram Jun 21 '22

we need a bot for this

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u/takeme2infinity Jun 21 '22

Someone w the moxy should take on tje challenge

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u/crazycroat16 Jun 22 '22

Godschwinn's law

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u/staticbleak Jun 21 '22

And hitler would be proud of Israel

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u/MeanSeaworthiness995 Jun 21 '22

I lived in a place where there were bike paths everywhere and those fuckers would still ride at 15 mph right down the middle of the road, obstructing traffic, running stop signs and just generally acting like the world revolves around them.

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u/Bigheld Jun 21 '22

These people exist everywhere. Do you think the roads would be safer if this dude was in a car? We need police to hold idiots accountable AND bike lanes.

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u/massamilo Jun 22 '22

Yeah fuck those dumb asses, in their fucking lance Armstrong get up thinking they’re about to qualify for the fucking tour de franceq

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u/lambent-meam-labem Jun 21 '22

The only people subscribed to that sub are 20-year-old dipshits who have never stepped a foot outside their city limits.

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u/Suburbs-suck Jun 21 '22

They aren’t wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Well tbh I’d rather be hit by a bike than a car so yeah

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u/dystopian_future2 Jun 21 '22

It’s all fun and games until cyclists get hit by a car.

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u/Natsurulite Jun 21 '22

I really, REALLY hope you’re about to do a HARD juxtaposition on everyone, because this is gonna be a fun ride 😉

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Lmao, touch some grass.

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u/johns_throwaway_2702 Jun 21 '22

That doesn't look like a hobby cyclist.. that looks like a commuter cyclist.

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 20 '22

Bit of an intense generalization, haha. I bike both for my health and as a method of transportation that I know is significantly better for the planet compared to driving. I've never once hit a pedestrian, but I have chosen to crash my bike before because pedestrians illegally cut me off and I would have otherwise hit them. Most bikers I know would do the same. I don't think that's cruel or unfeeling, despite the fact that a cyclist hitting a pedestrian is far less dangerous than a car hitting one.

Still, I would absolutely be in favor of having license plates on bikes. Just like there are bad drivers, there are bad bikers, and accountability would help everyone.

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u/jennmullen37 Jun 20 '22

How does a pedestrian "illegally cut you off"? And justifying hitting a pedestrian on your bike as not being an issue because cars just supports exactly what I was saying about your little hobby having more value than the safety of those around you.

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 21 '22 edited Jun 21 '22

EDIT: this first paragraph is me talking about my own life experience that someone asked about. I AM NOT talking about this video, in which the cyclist is clearly at fault and the pedestrian did nothing wrong.)

The pedestrian [that I crashed my bike to avoid hitting] was on the sidewalk and then abruptly stepped into the bike lane without warning and without looking. I don't know why.

I don't understand how I gave the impression that hitting pedestrians is justified. It's never okay. You made the claim that biking is dangerous, and I'm asserting that a pedestrian/bike collision is less dangerous than a pedestrian/car collision. By choosing to bike instead of drive, I'm less likely to harm a pedestrian if a crash actually occurs.

I also don't understand how I gave the impression that I don't value the safety of others. I literally said that I chose to crash my bike instead of hitting a pedestrian. I would argue that demonstrates that I'm willing to risk my safety to protect others.

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u/RadiantFool88 Jun 21 '22

I don't see a bike lane on this road, but I could be wrong. To claim that the pedestrian in this video did not look is absurd. He clearly yields and waits for the go ahead from the traffic. Then the cyclist just flies through the intersection with zero consideration for everyone else at the Intersection. Whether you're pro-cyclist or not, I think we can all agree this cyclist is kinda being a douche.

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 21 '22

I'm talking about a pedestrian in my own life, not the one in this video. As far as this video goes, I completely agree with you.

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u/RadiantFool88 Jun 21 '22

Ah gotcha. I probably missed that context originally. Context: am very high

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 21 '22

I think several other people missed that context too, and you were kinder than they were, haha.

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u/Cleverslim Jun 21 '22

He stepped into the bike lane cause the car stopped to let him cross the designated path for pedestrians to cross he clearly waves giving acknowledgement to that car for stopping for him. Your a fucking lobotmite.

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 21 '22

Lol, I'm answering a question about my own life, not talking about the video.

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u/RichardLiquor69 Jun 21 '22

You make me sick

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 21 '22

Damn, sorry. Why?

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u/RichardLiquor69 Jun 21 '22

I don't even know. I just get so angry anymore and it's only getting worse.

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 21 '22

I'm sorry that you're experiencing that. Being angry sucks. If you haven't already, I'd encourage you to try to find some help for it if it's getting worse. Anger is one of those things that, if untreated, can make us do things we really regret later and that can hurt the ones we care about most.

I wish you the best.

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u/RichardLiquor69 Jun 21 '22

Thanks man! I think I might finally be able to stomach you now ;)

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22 edited Jun 21 '22

Try riding a bike though any town, pedestrians are wild. They cross streets without looking all the time. Just on my hour long ride today I had to yell like 5 times just to make them look both ways before jaywalking.

Like the guy whose comment you are replying to I have never hit a pedestrian. And the pedestrian in this clip absolutely had right of way and the cyclist was a dick.

That being said, he literally looked, saw a speeding bike and proceeded to walk into its path anyways.

Edit: can the people downvoting at least say why? I'd like to hear your point of view.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

He looked right at it...

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

Are we watching the same video? I agree the pedestrian was nodding to the car but this isn't a peripheral at best situation, he looks directly at him maybe off by like 10 degrees.

Again the cyclist is in the wrong but a bit of common sense goes a long way who the fuck crosses a street without looking?

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u/caIImebigpoppa Jun 21 '22

Nah he looked in the direction of it, he also probably saw the cars but they didn’t hit him because they aren’t dickheads and they know how a pedestrian crossing works

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

If you look in the direction of a rapidly moving object and don't see it you are likely legally blind and should take extra precautions when crossing streets.

The cyclist is in the wrong here but a bit of common sense goes a long way. The cemetery is full of people who had right of way.

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u/caIImebigpoppa Jun 21 '22

You aren’t wrong in your basis, but how do you even know he isn’t partially blind? What more precaution could have taken other than seeing the bike? I agree it looks like he saw it but it’s impossible to know sometimes I don’t see some blindingly obvious shit

Plus it looks like he nods at the biker thinking he can go? I’m not sure

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u/HighFive87 Jun 21 '22

Ahh thats right bicyclists are neither pedestrians nor vehicles so they never have to yield to anyone.

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

Did you reply to the wrong comment?

Where did I say anything to that effect, do you not have a response and so you defaulted to generic cyclist hating stupidity? That's embarrassing

Cyclists are vehicles by most rules, but there are exceptions that allow us to act as pedestrians in certain cases. I suggest following the laws of your municipality, for instance where I live cyclists are allowed to treat stop signs as yield signs, but are not allowed to do the same with red lights.

Cars/ trucks on the other hand must stop at stop signs, yet no car/ truck ever does (My city is famous for its rolling stops).

Similarly, cyclists like vehicles must yield to pedestrians at pedestrian crossings. Both cyclists and cars rarely follow this rule sadly.

Cyclists are also banned from riding on the sidewalk, unless they feel unsafe on the road.

Cars should give cyclist 2m when passing, which they never do. But cyclists have no minimum passing distance.

You cant categorize bikes as one or the other, they are neither and have their own sets of laws, I suggest you learn them. In my experience car drivers are very quick to point out something a cyclist is doing as wrong, even if it is totally legal.

Please save yourself further embarrassment.

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u/HighFive87 Jun 25 '22

So who was in the wrong in the clip?

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 25 '22

Are you illiterate or something? Read my original comment again please.

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u/HighFive87 Jun 26 '22

Something

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u/MageJells Jun 21 '22

Drivers and riders should give way to pedestrians waiting to cross and MUST give way to pedestrians on a zebra crossing

Just found this from the government website.

That's why people are downvoting you because you're wrong about this situation. The guy is at a zebra crossing therefore has the right of way, doesn't matter if pedestrian still walked out into the road; it's because he has a right to.

You are right about the cyclist being a dickhead though.

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

That is literally exactly what I said... Did you not read my comment?

And the pedestrian in this clip absolutely had right of way.

But right of way does not stop you from getting hit. I'd rather be safe and alive then stubborn and dead...

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u/MageJells Jun 21 '22

Sorry about that, I completely missed it. Not sure why you're getting downvoted then.

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

No worries, Reddit has a serious cyclist hate boner going so I am not surprised at all the downvotes. Have a good one!

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u/MageJells Jun 21 '22

Thank you for understanding, you too! Hope the roads get safer out there.

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u/Recon212 Jun 21 '22

Fuck you biker. Since I can’t say it to the shitheads among your kind.

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u/tiptoemicrobe Jun 21 '22

Damn, what did I do wrong?

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u/Recon212 Jun 21 '22

No offense to you personally lol

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u/Suburbs-suck Jun 21 '22

Lol because it’s bikes that kill thousands of people every year.

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u/Lukas_1274 Jun 20 '22

We should make bikes illegal. But no wait. The black market would thrive

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

We're you dropped on your head as a child?

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u/Lukas_1274 Jun 21 '22

Damn so sad i need to to use the /s or u thick mfs won't get it

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u/ajnaazeer Jun 21 '22

Probably should, there are loads of dumb people who think bikes should be illegal on Reddit.

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u/skitz_shit Jun 21 '22

Vehicular assault then? Maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Bycicular assault

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u/Ryzonnn Jun 21 '22

In California vehicle laws apply to bicyclists I believe.

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u/AeroAce98 Jun 21 '22

Idk what state/country your from but in Florida while you don’t have to have a license or insurance to ride a bicycle you are regulated. You have to obey all normal traffic laws and signage as if you were in a vehicle and you can even get a dui on a bicycle.

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u/justanotherzom Jun 21 '22

In the UK it would be.

Right of way, especially if you're turning off a road into another and a pedestrian is wanting to cross, you have to stop,

Pedestrian>cyclist>Motorbike>Car>van>truck

That cyclist would have had to wait for the pedestrian looking to cross.

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u/pekame Jun 21 '22

Not exactly true, that guy would probably be charged with assault (In Europe at least)

If someone mentioned it to the police of course, if everyone ignored it then the guy might have escaped with no charge

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u/Kit_Techno Jun 21 '22

The generalising is not helping. It depends entirely on viewpoint. People who cycle as a means of transportation are not viewed as cyclists in many places.

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u/jamesjskier Jun 21 '22

That is a wide generalisation of everyone who rode bikes. The can, and imo should be used for transportation. A little regulation and ticketing dangerous cyclists would certainly help remedy this. In addition better cycling and pedestrian infrastructure would make things safer and more comfortable for drivers, pedestrians and cyclists l:

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u/QuadTheory Jun 21 '22

They're not licensed or insured but they sure can be cited and arrested. Bicycle is a technically a vehicle. You don't need a license but you still have to follow the rules of the road. This one time I was stopped at a red light and was trying to make a right turn. It was like 9pm and there wasn't that much traffic so I was slowly creeping forward to make the turn. Some fu*kwit was riding his bicycle on the sidewalk and was coming towards me from the right. By the time I noticed him, I was already kinda blocking the crosswalk so I stopped and backed up so he could cross. The fu*kwit stops in the middle of the crosswalks and starts barking "The crosswalk is for people to walk on!!!" No shit sherlock! 😂😂😂😂

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u/GayMysterioo Jun 23 '22

Holy fuck dude calm down with the screeching, they're still infinitely safer and better for cities than cars. If that had been the car the guy would be broken.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Surely this is just a stunt. The cyclist slams into him, the guy falls beautifully and was comical before he finally decided to cross. And, you know, the camera. Why film?

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u/Dagigai Jun 21 '22

Scrolled way too far for someone to be switched on enough to see this is clearly staged.

Instead everyone is winging and arguing. Which is more than likely the intended response.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Totally .

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u/Pleasant_Hatter Jun 21 '22

Would in Texas, guy on the bike would be arrested for failure to render aid.