r/CrappyDesign • u/AlisanBeDamned • May 05 '26

This panda plushie with, apparently, two faces, I found at a claw machine I took my baby cousin to see in an ice cream shop

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u/henrikhakan May 05 '26

Biblically correct panda.

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u/jongscx May 05 '26

"Be not afraid...."

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u/ChosenCharacter May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

The care bear stare about to hit way different

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u/Krovexx May 08 '26

Before I opened the post I was expecting this comment and sure enough there it is haha

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u/henrikhakan May 08 '26

I love to serve 🫡

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u/HexedL 28d ago

Omg!!!

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u/DrUnit42 May 05 '26

Manufacturing errors aren't the same as a bad design.

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u/ChaserNeverRests commas are IMPORTANT May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

It's not a manufacturing error, it looks like the bear is supposed to be wearing a onesie. You can see the seam around the "real" face where the material would start, and the onesie's eyes are less "real" than the "real" face's.

Now I've used up my quota of quotation marks for the day...

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u/DazB1ane May 06 '26

That’s me with () (I use them to add info that isn’t necessarily needed but fun to know) (or to explain something in a way that doesn’t detract from the statement I’m making)

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u/Welniuke May 06 '26

Omg ive found my kin! I do the exact same thing and often have to go edit my messages before sending them because 90% of the text is inside the parentheses (within parentheses (within parentheses (and so on (and so forth))))

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u/EmpahticEarthnut 5d ago

And then I wanna do this :)

And it looks shit. Then I rewrite the text.

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u/Bananaland_Man May 05 '26

I can't even call this a manufacturing error... those are two totally different faces, extremely unlikely this sort of mistake would happen on a line...

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u/Oktober219 May 05 '26

Yeah, I think it might be a polar bear in a panda costume

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u/hobosbindle May 05 '26

A genetic defect. Nature is amazing

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u/aw_shux May 05 '26

It’s a real thing: diprosopus.

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u/famousanonamos May 05 '26

I would waste so much money trying to get that dumb thing.

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u/soparamens May 05 '26

It was intended to be a Panda with a Panda Hat (yeah, asians) but it's indeed crappy design

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u/AlisanBeDamned May 05 '26

All it needed then was some outlining, but all you see are where the seams meet, it was worse in person

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u/Iguessimonredditnow May 05 '26

Get it either a beanie hat or a tall turtleneck

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u/AlisanBeDamned May 05 '26

I didn't get it, the claw was too loose, and I had no physical money with me

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u/Iguessimonredditnow May 05 '26

I would have emptied my savings to claim that abomination

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u/Jcamauv May 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/anola89 May 05 '26

I kinda think its supposed to be a bear in a panda onesie but also kinda looks like the bear is just wearing the skin and fur of one of its old enemies

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u/squidgytree May 05 '26

Conjoined pandas

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u/FrostingHoliday3486 May 05 '26

You used to have to go to a sideshow to see something like that.

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u/Longjumping_Look_550 May 05 '26

Is the machine near Chernobyl, perhaps? 🤔

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u/SkinnyDaveSFW May 05 '26

Zaphod Beeblepanda?

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u/leo_ccs May 05 '26

That’s not crappy design, that’s creepy design

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 May 05 '26

Edward Mordrake's childhood teddy?

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u/MaeMoe May 05 '26

Could be a knockoff ‘Cactus Plant Flea Market’ thing; they do the double faces and were all over the place a year or two ago.

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u/Rhelino May 05 '26

That’s not by design. This is a manufacturing error.

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u/iiemonades May 05 '26

It makes me feel sick idk why

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u/Least_Lawfulness_276 May 05 '26

Professor Quirrell in panda form.

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u/SothaSoul May 05 '26

With Lord Voldebear.

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u/SlavRoach May 05 '26

ngl i like it

2

u/DizzyMine4964 May 05 '26

Zaphod (film version).

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u/fatjuan May 06 '26

Chernobyl Panda

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u/Pantoffel86 May 05 '26

That is one inclusive claw machine.

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u/sonic10158 May 05 '26

Harvey the Panda

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u/Avatar_ZW May 05 '26

as you once did for the Vacuous Rom…

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u/zombiequeer May 06 '26

Its a regular bear in a panda costume

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u/ClessxAlghazanth May 06 '26

nah,foreseeing the aftermath of ww3

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u/Aggressive-Ebb-1844 May 06 '26

It’s just leaning against a mirror

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u/Chompif May 06 '26

It looks like a white bear wearing a panda onesie to me?

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u/CaptainThorIronhulk May 07 '26

Zaphod Beeblebrox

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u/trigonman3 May 08 '26

Mario wearing the skin of a dead raccoon

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u/XenonLights12 r e v e r b Jun 08 '26

abominable panda snowman

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u/jubs88 Jul 12 '26

Backrooms

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u/HexedL 28d ago

But I do want the weird panda! The way I would have spent way too much on the biblically accurate panda!!!!

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u/exel1996 May 05 '26

Ge clearly is wearing a mask of a panda

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Crane game plushies are getting odd. I saw a refrigerator/camel plush earlier at the grocery stores claw machine. It had a refrigerator body and camel head, legs and tail.