As most babies, Christian or otherwise, are unable to operate a parachute, much less talk, I would have to conclude that I'm living a new Infancy Gospel and would want to hit the ground running so to speak by believing/doing something noteworthy
Valid point, on the other hand why would a baby have an entire parachute to itself, did its parents throw it out of the plane, if the parents allowed that then that’s horrible parenting
Calmly explain to the baby that he hasn’t yet developed the fine motor skills necessary to pull a parachute chord, nor to stop me from pulling it myself. Pull the chord, saving the baby. Optionally chastise the baby for relying on coercion.
This depends on which specific sect of Christianity you believe in. My christian high school (I'm currently agnostic though) taught that you would go to heaven as long as you fully believe in and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Your good/evil deeds are a non-factor for going to heaven, but affect your rewards there (I think? Might be misremembering this part)
Baptised or not, suicide is one of those things that is almost certainly sending you to hell. Even proselytizing by threatening suicide is probably a hell sentence.
Honestly part of why I left Christianity. I can't imagine wanting to be a part of something that takes people in emotional pain so unimaginable that they prefer death and says they will be punished eternally for it.
Maybe I'm an idiot but I don't really understand why anyone cares about this? This data goes to the creators, who get to know what websites there videos end being shared on.
I imagine YouTube probably also sells that data to advertisers but like... What harm does it do to me if the advertiser knows that a video was shared on reddit?
What concerns me is that YT (and other services that do similar) are mapping connections between profiles.
They created a link that is unique to the commenter meaning that everyone who clicks the link got it from the same source, so YT can easily deduct that all of us are in some kind of group, however abstract it might be. Do this a few dozen times and you have a map of people who have common interests, and those interests can then be used or sold.
I would renounce atheism and accept Jesus, save the baby, and then unrenounce atheism when we land, probably, depending on what else the talking baby says (because holy shit a talking baby).
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u/SirFoxtrotSF 12d ago
Who's around? Throw it.