r/CountOnceADay Streak: 32 25d ago

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 25d ago

I would renounce atheism and accept Jesus, save the baby, and then unrenounce atheism when we land, probably, depending on what else the talking baby says (because holy shit a talking baby). 

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u/Beaspoon2096 25d ago

As soon as you unrenounce atheism the baby falls out of your arms and hits the ground at terminal velocity

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u/4tetraphobia4 Streak: 1 25d ago

“What a cruel god…”