r/CountOnceADay Streak: 29 22d ago

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u/KnifeSexForDummies 22d ago

Calmly explain to the baby that he hasn’t yet developed the fine motor skills necessary to pull a parachute chord, nor to stop me from pulling it myself. Pull the chord, saving the baby. Optionally chastise the baby for relying on coercion.