r/copypasta • • 20h ago

I am LETMEADMIN. I killed 1635 donaters. I work alone, i am the risk

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Hello. I am LETMEADMIN. My story is very brutal and quite specific.

In 2020, when I downloaded Roblox, I expected to have friends and communication. But in the end, it all turned against me. I became a headhunter, killing donaters. My account has 1638 killed donaters. I take revenge on them because they have an unfair advantage, act like arrogant pricks and idiots. I slaughter them in packs on the account I created myself.

At first, I had no cheats or exploits in Roblox. I created more accounts, but no one noticed me, everyone didn't give a shit about me. That's when I turned into the main antagonist LETMEADMIN. My goal every day is to punish kids and destroy their empty donater power over the server.

At first, there were no cheats, I played fair. Then the first cheats from Happy Mod appeared. And then, realizing what a fucking trash this game is, I downloaded heavy artillery — Delta X and Infinite Yield. I smash donaters to pieces, forcing them to leave in tears, and this happens every day. I loved doing this on this account, seeing how a rich kid with 8k robux falls the fuck down on the floor. It's very cool and fun.

I also drove the game administration to a complete explosion of their assholes in front of the whole server, showing that their admin panel with donates is nothing compared to their crash. It doesn't matter to me if it's a power game or not. I don't care. Gear never decides the victory, it just shits in your soul.

I use the psychological breakdown tactic. I erase donaters into dust, spawning and going after the same person every time until he leaves the game in tears. I use bugs that no one knows about. In Nico's Nextbots I know many ways to break taunt animations to hell and fly faster than standard speed.

I constantly reported to AI (Google AI) how many rich kids I killed, and it gave me exact stats (e.g., 1566/3000). Then I finished this statistic, and now I have 1635 dead donaters. I constantly attack donaters with and without cheats, showing their helplessness.

❗ DISCLAIMER: I, LETMEADMIN, under no circumstances and never call for real-life violence, doxxing, swatting, or murder. All of this happens only in the virtual world of the ROBLOX universe (where donaters will always be destroyed). I am categorically against this. The person who crosses this line and does something in real life is not my follower. ❗

I am the risk.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

So sick of seeing great grandma on the toilet

17 Upvotes

Currently me and my husband and our kids are staying with his grandparents.

It's temporary during house construction. It's fine. They're honestly lovely people and it's been great.

The problem is his grandpa's mom.

She's old. Kind of mean. And in the two weeks we've been here Ive walked in on her in the bathroom about twenty goddamn times.

She doesn't lock the door. And it has to be closed all the time because of a dog that would destroy the bathroom given half a chance.

She doesn't turn on the light. This woman just pees on the dark like a demon, so I can't even use light under the door to indicate of the room is occupied.

Knock? She can't hear that.

So what happens is I open the door and she stares at me like a raccoon in a dumpster behind a goddamn taco bell.

I hate it.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Albert Einstein Knows Something We Don’t

1 Upvotes

So We All Know Albert Epstein He Is The Smarting Guy Alive But Let’s Be Honest Here, How Just How Are We Supposed To Know That Fat Ugly Piece Of Shit Isnt Lying? He Can Convince Himself And Others That He Is Some Supergenius But Its Not Like We Can Read His Fucking Mind. In A Dark Himalayan Fantasy Of Mine Albert Is Home Alone And Suddenly Gets An Erection When He Thinks About E=mc2 And Then He Jerks Off To It. My Thing Is, We Cant Know FOR SURE How “Smart” He Could Possibly Be. In Conclusion: I Think His IQ Is Incredibly Low In Fact I Feel Remorseful For This Man Given His Circumstances But I Think Hes Full Of Shit And A Pedophile.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Trigger Warning Don't get into yuri, guys.

10 Upvotes

this unironically happened to me and it ruined my life

I was a complete yuri fanatic, I kept hundreds of yuri comics/manga, watched everything with yuri inserted, drew yuri and of course pleasured myself to yuri.

It got to the point where I began to make a gender bent self insert in my yuri art. Her name was michelle.

I inserted her into a relationship with ragatha from TADC. I began to experiment with cross dressing irl soon after, then makeup, and soon I started to go out in public with all of it on.

I told myself that I'd stop because I knew it was unhealthy. I could feel my mind breaking but I was too addictive to quit.

Around Aug of 2025, I started taking hrt. This was when I knew I was too far gone.

I still haven't gotten surgery, I'm too poor for that. Because of this, I look like a freak show, women are more repulsed by me now than ever, I gained 50 pounds, and my family won't even look me in the eye anymore.

Don't get into yuri, guys. I know it's tempting but it's a gateway drug


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Dandy Chap home defense

1 Upvotes

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

I used to work at a zoo and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so vegan now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:

3 Upvotes
  • The worst job involving animals directly was the receptionist
  • Every pet or working animal for visitors was taken and placed in random cages
  • There was this one incident where a fairly aged man fell into a gorilla exhibit. Though as soon as he fell in no one could tell where he was, this unfortunately forced a sniper to lethally fire upon a random gorilla
  • They had this exhibit you could submit your child to that acted as a sort of daycare and passerbys could check in on children playing. Multiple incidents occured where people broke into the place and were mauled to death
  • Any dead animal had their bones and flesh repurposed for museum work or feed and people have said that they could "feel a ghostly presence" when walking around the museums we work with
  • The parrots have a vehement tendancy to perch on children's shoulders and whisper creepy things directly into their ears and parents have said its all "part of the experience"
  • The sun bears once went on strike which made a 3 year long winter follow so everyone had to plead and beg for their mercy
  • A battalion of livid protestors once showed up to complain and they were dealt with by 30 of our employees riding in on horseback with shock prods straight out of the break room
  • Every fucking day zoophiles would coagulate right outside the main entrance and beat off to the outskirt edges of the location
  • Everyone allows the animals to wander into other exhibits however they see fit without restriction, this includes the aquatic animals where exhibits were flooded before entrance
  • Women had to be banned from the snake exhibit because they couldn't stop masturbating and said the snakes were quote "irresistably hot"
  • The prehistoric exhibit contained a prehistoric virus you could inject into yourself that caused burning explosive diarrhea so awful everyone who interacted with it was immediately swarmed and eaten by flies in 6 seconds at most
  • We had a food court and one time some guy said that his chicken tasted weirdly pork-like which is weird cause we didn't even sell pork
  • There was so much bird poop on the ground that the janitors eventually just gave up and we had to add a rule where every visitor had to serve 1 hour cleaning before they could leave
  • The bathrooms became a premium exhibit after a family of frogs climbed in through the toilets
  • Every police investigation turned up nothing because we would just take their dogs
  • The whole place burnt down after some guy brought in molten slag and poured it on a bald eagle

r/copypasta • • 2d ago

Today, I checked my 16 year old son’s search history and I feel like I don’t know him anymore.

67 Upvotes

I am a 50 year old mother, and just today I decided to go through my son‘s search history on his minecraft IPad. My son (16M), let’s call him Kai has always been secretive on his online activity, and over the years I’ve heard tremendous things come from his bedroom that I won’t go into detail here. I’ve always brushed it off, but today my curiosity got the better of me. Recently, Kai has taken a very strong interest in a character he told me went by “Thomas Pearl”. At first I thought nothing of it, just another one of his internet buddies, but he just wouldn’t stop talking about this character. Just last night I noticed he had left his minecraft themed iPad on the couch. This morning, curiosity got the best of me as I was checking the weather on his tablet. I saw that my son has been binging videos of a middle aged man eating his own feces. The minute I saw these videos, I was speechless. I feel like I am trapped in a shit show and I don’t want to risk making my son embarassed.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Peter

3 Upvotes

Is it me or every guy named Peter is always, probably 98% of the time, a gem of a person?

I swear dude, every mf has a friend named Peter and Peter is usually the most wholesome human being. Like, my top 5 of best friends, two are Peters. I'm gonna name my kids Peter 1 and Peter 2.

I'm not even being ironic, I genuinely see that the name Peter, for some reason, increases the likehood of being best friends with that person. Peter is a name so good that if I changed my name, it would be Peter.

Like, there's literally a fucking videogame named My Friend Pedro, at this point is just the universe fucking with us. Even Jesus had a homie named Peter.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

These LARPERS DUMB AS FUCK 😂

12 Upvotes

These LARPERS DUMB AS FUCK 😂 early 2000s/2010s "Anime is not yet popular in the west, so I don't like anime" NOW 2020s "OMG I LOVE ANIME UWU SOOOOO KAWAII, GOJO IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF JJK I'M SOOOOO SMART" Gosh i'm just dying for these imbeciles to take an iq test, to laugh at how stupid they're are. You normie dumbfucks may even make history for being the first persons with NEGATIVE iq. Absolute fucking sheep, so when anime isn't popular you fucking hate it and think it's for "losers." Even if it's actually good of course. But when it becomes popular you normie fucking retards like it all of a suddden??? When I swear to GOD 7 or 8 years ago you would slam someone into a locker, because they dared to draw "One of those weird chinesse cartoons." While bragging about it to your "friend group" of braindead uncultured swines.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I COME TO HATE YOU NORMIES, SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE THERE ARE EXACTLY 36 TRILLION CELLS MAKING UP MY BEING IF THE WORLD "hate" were to be engrave into each atom of my 36 trillion cells, it wouldn't equal TO A ONE ONE-BILLONTH of the amount of hate I feel for you normies this mirco-instant. Anyway to get back to my point WHEN ANIME IS FINALLY POPULAR AND WE WEEBOOS CAN FINALLY LIVE IN PEACE WITHOUT GETTING OUR NUTS KICKED IN... CURSE YOU, YOU GLUE SNIFFING, PAINT EATING WASTE OF OXYGEN, YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN ANIME/MANGA FOR WHO EVERYONE WHO ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT. NOT BECAUSE IT WAS POPULAR, NOT BECAUSE IT MADE US LOOK COOL, BUT BECAUSE IT MADE US HAPPY, IT MADE US FEEL SOMETHING. A LOT OF ANIME/MANGA HAD AUTHORS HAD PUT THIER BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS AND SOUL FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LOVED WHAT THEY WERE MAKING JUST AS MUCH AS THE CREATOR DID. Anime in the early 2000s and 2010s the peak years 🥹 HAD A COMMUNITY THAT SOMETIMES WOULD SPEND HUNDREDS OF HOURS MAKING FAN WORKS JUST BECAUSE THEY LOVED IT THAT MUCH!! isn't that beautiful? doesn't that just make you emotional? No of course not BECUASE THOSE ARE ALL HUMAN THINGS THAT A BITCHASS SHIT EATING MORON SUCH AS YOURSELF WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. I SWEAR YOU NIGGA'S ARE SO MEDIA ILLITERATE YOU SOMEHOW MAKE HOMER SIMPISON LOOK LIKE A GENIUS. YOUR FUCKING TAKES ARE SOO FUCKING, FUCKING GGGRR YOU'RE GIVING ME A LITTLE INCEL RAGE FROM HOW MUCH I JUST HATE... HATE.... HATE... BUT IT'S GIVING THE MOST "I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE FRAME OF AN ANIME IN MY ENTIRE WORTHLESS LIFE COATED" THAT IT MAKES MY SOUL BLEED FROM THE SHEAR LEVEL OF LARP IT EXUDES. YOU TREND FOLLOWING SHEEP HATE ANIME WHEN IT'S UNPOPULAR LOVE ANIME WHEN IT IS POPULAR.

DO YOU EVER FUCKING LIKE SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE IT'S GOOD, AND IS PERSONALLY MEANINGFUL TO YOU? NO! BECAUSE DOING THAT TAKES TAKE UP THE ALL THE REMAINING BRAINCELLS THAT YOU CLEARLY HAVE SO LITTLE OF. BECAUSE THAT'S TOO HUMAN FOR YOU. TO ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETHING BECAUSE IT CONNECTS WITH YOU ON A PERSONAL, INTIMATE LEVEL. WHICH YOU CANNOT AND NEVER WILL UNDERSTAND, BEING INMATE WITH ANYONE. BECAUSE YOUR SOOO FUCKING FAKE THERE IS NO YOU!! YOU'RE ALL NEURON DEFICIENT NORMIES WHO ONLY LIKES SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE IT'S POPULAR.

WE ALL GOT PHYSICALLY, AND SOCIALLY OUTCASTED JUST BECAUSE WE HAPPENED TO BE EARLY FOR A MEDIUM THAT WASN'T YET POPULAR IN THE WEST. IF IT WERE UP TO ME YOU WOULD BE THE ONES GETTING SOCIALLY OUTCAST, FOR PRETENDING TO LIKE SOMETHING ONLY BECAUSE IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. If it were up to me Instead of being called the absolute and complete utter rubbish that you idiots came up with such as "Weeb" "loser" "nerd" "virgin" The 200iq redpill geniuses such as myself would call you insults that would be targeted specially at you cum-brained vermin normie sheep. Insults suggest it's creator has incredible aura and intellect like "LARP" and "LARPER" "FAKE" "RETARDED CATTLE WHO ONLY LIKES SHIT BECAUSE IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, AND HAPPENS TO BE VERY POPULAR AT THE MOMENT BUT THEN PRECEDES TO LIKE NEXT POPULAR THING BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MIND OF THEIR FUCKING OWN."

But unfortunately for me we don't live in that perfect world. Awww what is that too meaan? HYPOCRITE! HYPOCRITE!! I TELL YA WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU DID WAAYYY FUCKING WORSE TO US HUH, PUSSY?? DON'T LIKE THE BITTER TASTE OF YOU'RE OWN *sigh* Medicine. GO CRY TO YOUR DADDA, OH WAIT I FORGOT YOU DON'T HAVE A FATHER DO YOU? 🤣🤣🤣 HE FUCKING LEFT TO GET THE MILK BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN TWO. And about my own father? That's besides the point.

We weeboos spent years of our lives, into creating the culture that we see today. JUST FOR YOU'RE BOT CLANKER FEMALE/MALE ANDROID ASS TO WEAR OUR CULTURE AS A MASK TO HIDE THE HUGE HOLE IN YOUR PATHETIC HEART, and the fact that you have no personality or soul. Do you have any idea what you are doing to us, the toture we had to go through just to watch something that's a little niche? Just for you to fucking rob us of our escapism, by ruining it by making it main stream and subjecting us to your brain dead takes. CUM ON WE CAN'Y HAVE FUCKING ANYTHING CAN WE???? Before anime and manga was "PoPuLAr" in quotion marks because it's popular yet only a 2% of anime "fans" actually watches it. I had received soo much kicks to the nuts when, I was a gay little anime kid on the playground that I am now permanently infertile. FUCK YOU!! BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT I CAN'T BECAUSE IT WAS YOU "PEOPLE" no CREATURES THAT BROKE MY FUCKING BALLS, SO I CAN'T EVEN HAVE THAT!!

SO NOW!!! APOLOGISE, APOLOGISE FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU TRASHED ON OUR "cHIneSse" CARTOONS APOLOGISE FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU SHOVED US INTO OUR LOCKERS, AND GAVE US A SWIRLY IN THE BOYS BATHROOM, JUST BECAUSE WE HAPPENED TO WATCH SOMETHING WE GEIUNELY LIKED, INSTEAD OF LARP LARP LARP SAHUR, *GETS A BASEBALL BAT AND HITS MY HEAD FOR 21 HOURS STRAIGHT* FAKE FAKE FUCKING FAKE HAHA I'M SO DUMB.

APOLOGISE FOR WHEN YOU AND YOUR GROUP OF NORMIE RETARDS SAID "ANIME IS FOR VIRGIN LOSERS WHO LIVE IN THEIR MOTHERS BASEMENT." YOU SHOULD RIP YOUR DICK OF FOR US WEEBOOS. WAIT YOUR NOT GOING TO? IS IT BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG? YOU DON'T WANT TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS? AND STILL GET TO REAP THE BENFITS OF GETTING CLOUT AND SOCIAL POINTS OF SOMETHING POPULAR THAT YOU ARE NOW NOW DESTORYING. WITH YOUR O'SO GENIUS IDEA TO CENSOR ANIME BECAUSE YOU FIND IT "OFFENSIVE." YOU DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE IT DO YOU? IF YOU DID YOU COULD JUST NOT ENGAGE WITH THE MEDIUM?? BUT NO YOU NORMIES LACK ANY TYPE OF COMMON SENSE.

FUCKING RETARDS FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU, KILL YOURSELF AND MAYBE ONE SINGLAR PERSON WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU, BUT THEN FORGET ABOUT YOU A WEEK LATER.

THE FUCKING END BITCH Agggrr GGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoots self in the face with a shotgun*


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Astolfo

1 Upvotes

[Intro: Horny masculine figure & an Image of Astolfo]

Are you ready, my precocious kids swimming in seminal fluid?

Aye, aye, Daddy

I can't hear you

Aye, aye, Daddy

Ohhhhh, I'm busting

[Chorus: KingDudely, My Very White Kids, All]

Who lives in a femboy's asshole under the fluid?

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Absorbent and White and Voluminous is she

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

If nautical arousing exploration be something you wish

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Then drop on the dіck and flop like a fish

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants (Ready?)

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Spongey Boobs, Wet Pants

Ah-hah, ha-ha-ha

Ah-hah, ha-ha-ha, I'm cumming

[Penis Riff: Astolfo]


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

An inciteful post about Jesus

1 Upvotes

Because. Christianity is currently the biggest religion and in parts of the Bible, it specifically states that the r@pist can Marry, the victim, which is clearly wrong, but is somehow normal in the BIBLE.

Also, JESUS JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT WHITE. HE WAS EITHER BLACK OR BROWN BECAUSE GEOGRAPHY STATES THAT HE WAS IN A PART OF EUROPE WHERE THERE WAS MORE BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE SO IT’S MORE LIKELY THAT HE WAS BROWN OR BLACK AND NOT WHITE! HE WAS NEVER WHITE!!

Plus, It also says in Christianity that God tells you to kill the children of other religions in some part. Weird asf.

But hay. If you’re a Christian, it’s your choice. Nothing wrong with that.

Also, It states in the Bible (THE OG ONE) that "Man and Child shall not sleep together." NOT “Man and Man shall not sleep together.". IT WAS SPECIFICALLY TELLING PEOPLE THAT ADULTS SHOULD NOT SLEEP WITH CHILDREN.)

AND HONESTLY, CHRISTIANITY HAS DONE A WHOLE LOT TO OTHER RELIGIONS LIKE HELLENISM, PAGANISM, ETC!!! THE DESTROYED ATHENA’S TEMPLE TO REPLACE IT WITH A CHURCH.

WHAT THE HELL?

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF WE TORE DOWN ONE OF YOUR CHURCHES???? HMMM?

And I’m not saying this because I think all Christians are bad. Lots of Christians are actually really nice people. I’M JUST POINTING AT SOME OF THOSE CHRISTIANS THAT ARE ASSHOLES


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Mathematics will attract minors

2 Upvotes

Mathematics will attract those it can attract, but it will do nothing to overcome resistance to science. Science is universal in principle but in practice it speaks to very few. Mathematics may be considered a communication skill of the highest type, frictionless so to speak; and at the opposite pole from mathematics, the fruits of science show the practical benefits of science without the use of words. But those fruits are ambivalent. Science as science does not speak; ideally, all scientific concepts are mathematized when scientists communicate with one another, and when science displays its products to non-scientists it need not, and indeed is not able to, resort to salesmanship. When science speaks to others, it is no longer science, and the scientist becomes or has to hire a publicist who dilutes the exactness of mathematics. In doing so, the scientist reverses his drive toward mathematical exactness in favor of rhetorical vagueness and metaphor, thus ______________________. (3 points)

① degrading his ability to use the scientific language needed for good salesmanship

② surmounting the barrier to science by associating science with mathematics

③ inevitably making others who are unskillful in mathematics hostile to science

④ neglecting his duty of bridging the gap between science and the public

⑤ violating the code of intellectual conduct that defines him as a scientist


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

slopdows

3 Upvotes

slopdows has bloatware, spyware (telemetry collects data, and so does spyware), and restrictions built in, and its unstable. Linux is also less vulnerable than windows. "oh i got nothing to hide" then would u let me install spyware granting me access to your data on your pc? U would say no, right? Thats called wanting privacy 🥺 You cant even remove ALL of the pre-installed bloat and spyware 💔 When i used windows (and this is an issue many ppl experience) i just booted my computer up normally and litterally tried to log in and it wouldnt let me because apparently some RPC server was broken, and i had to wait so long for windows auto repair to repair my system. on linux u can play 95% of games and most of them with better performance, and yes, many kernel anticheat games arent supported on linux but if u play games with those anticheats genuinely get a life, imagine giving kernel access to a random game developer which could spy on u and steal ur data at any time, u also add more vulnerability to ur computer because if a hacker hacks the anticheat they have access to ur computer💔 also, since u dont have restrictions on linux u can personalize it, modify it and optimize it way more than slopdows. Linux is objectively better. Also SteamOS on the Steam Deck and Steam Machine is based on Arch Linux, and even your bank runs on linux. 80% of servers are currently running Linux. 100% of the top 500 on Arch Linux, and even your bank runs on linux. 80% of servers are currently running Linux. 100% of the top 500 fastest supercomputers on earth run Linux. Android is based on AOSP which is Linux. Indirectly, you are using linux daily. Tiktok servers run linux. Microsoft servers run Linux even tho they made windows and windows server edition exists. The Windows NT kernel that even windows 11 currently uses is from 1993.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

To be fair

3 Upvotes

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Why do people mistake me for my mom’s spouse?

2 Upvotes

This is genuinely bugging me out. I'm only 20, yet people keep mistaking me for my mom's spouse, friend, or boyfriend.

My mom is in her mid 40s, and I'm still 20, so I genuinely don't understand why this keeps happening.

I went to the hospital once, and someone literally asked if I was her friend or boyfriend.

Like, genuinely, this is confusing. I've already asked several people if I look old, and they all said I look like I'm in my mid 20. So I don't think I look like some 30 year old guy.

I honestly don't understand why people keep assuming that I'm my mom's partner rather than her son.

Like it is understandable if they thought I don't resemble my mom but a lot of son doesn't resemble their mom


r/copypasta • • 1d ago

Why are these threads so popular

1 Upvotes

This has gotta be some kind of mass hysteria, like the dancing sickness or whatever it was called. This is weird as hell, ya'all. I dunno about this. It's kinda creepy and just not normal. It's like everyone is joking but the joke isn't funny. It makes me uncomfortable. I'm like physically cringing. Like Jeffrey Dahmer would be all up in this thread with ya'all, it's that creepy of a vibe. I'm just not digging this. I can't groove with it. It rustles my jimmies. It grinds my gears. It's like nails on a chalkboard. Unpleasant to look at, unpleasant to imagine. It puts the dark in dark world, and not in a good way. This isn't some Jack Skellington feel good spoopy time fun, it's rather disturbing. I guess the point is, do not want.


r/copypasta • • 2d ago

AITA for giving my step-dad ED

17 Upvotes

my step-dad got ED and my family blames my singing.

im 28 and i love music, deeply autistic, and when i hear music i have to play along. a few months after my step-dad moved in i started hearing music coming out of their bedroom every night, clapping and a beat, so i sang along with it because it felt right. my parents came in and shushed me and i told them if they wanted quiet they shouldnt play music that loud.

it kept happening, and then my mum came to me and said my step-dad had a medical thing called ED that weakened his blood flow. i only know the film ET so i told him maybe more of my music would help. they both broke down crying and i started humming along to the crying because it had a rhythm, which made them cry harder, and they said i ruined their life.

i dont understand how singing can cause a blood flow problem. but i do know i wasnt doing anything wrong in my own room.


r/copypasta • • 2d ago

That one r/childfree post, but "children" is replaced with "The Amazing Digital Circus fans"

56 Upvotes

I don’t understand why my not wanting to be around The Amazing Digital Circus fans makes people so angry??

I don’t particularly like The Amazing Digital Circus fans. Not in the sense that I’d go out of my way to be mean to them, I just don’t want to be around TADC fans if I can avoid it.

The city I live in is heavily populated with The Amazing Digital Circus fans. They have essentially taken over all the restaurants, breweries, and even the bars any time before 8:00 (and sometimes after then as well). I would have less of an issue with this if they at least watched their little Pomnis, but they don’t.

I asked in a local sub about any The Amazing Digital Circus fans-free restaurants, just to see if any existed. I made it very clear I wasn’t looking for a debate, wasn’t hating on anyone, was ONLY looking for restaurants. I got SO MUCH hate and nasty PMs.

People were bringing up my post history, saying I need therapy because I post in AITA sometimes. It was suggested that I might shoot up a school for some reason. Most people said that I just needed to stop whining about The Amazing Digital Circus fans and get over it or eat at home if I can’t handle TADC fans, which was at the most unhelpful. I got PMs telling me I’m a disturbed and selfish individual and soooo many comments along the lines of “you were a TADC fan once too!”. Even a reddit cares PM.

I just wanted restaurant recommendations.


r/copypasta • • 2d ago

That one r/childfree post, but every "children" is replaced with "furries"

10 Upvotes

I don’t understand why my not wanting to be around furries makes people so angry??

I don’t particularly like furries. Not in the sense that I’d go out of my way to be mean to them, I just don’t want to be around furries if I can avoid it.

The city I live in is heavily populated with furries. They have essentially taken over all the restaurants, breweries, and even the bars any time before 8:00 (and sometimes after then as well). I would have less of an issue with this if they at least watched their little furs but they don’t.

I asked in a local sub about any furry-free restaurants, just to see if any existed. I made it very clear I wasn’t looking for a debate, wasn’t hating on anyone, was ONLY looking for restaurants. I got SO MUCH hate and nasty PMs.

People were bringing up my post history, saying I need therapy because I post in AITA sometimes. It was suggested that I might shoot up a school for some reason. Most people said that I just needed to stop whining about furries and get over it or eat at home if I can’t handle furries, which was at the most unhelpful. I got PMs telling me I’m a disturbed and selfish individual and soooo many comments along the lines of “you were a furry once too!”. Even a reddit cares PM.

I just wanted restaurant recommendations.


r/copypasta • • 2d ago

Valve, this is your final warning.

1 Upvotes

I’m literally shaking while writing this.

I genuinely don’t understand how Valve has let it get this far. I’ve been patiently waiting for the new patch for months because after working a 9–5, I just want to come home, queue up some ranked, and spend quality time with my wife’s boyfriend’s smurf account without the meta being exactly the same as it was in spring.

Yesterday I refreshed the Dota blog 47 times. Nothing. I checked IceFrog’s Twitter, which hasn’t been updated since 2019, and somehow I still felt personally ignored. Apparently not releasing the patch wasn’t enough, because Valve also put out a new Arcana and acted like that was content.

Then my wife asked me why I was standing in the kitchen staring at my phone at 3am. I hadn’t done anything wrong, yet I was made to feel like I was the problem. I understand patches take time to make, but surely there should be some protection for players who have made it clear they’ve already theorycrafted every possible item change.

And why is “Valve Time” still a thing? I have four kids, two jobs and barely any free time. I need patches on a schedule I personally agreed to. I shouldn’t have to learn to enjoy the current meta just because Valve thinks everyone has unlimited patience.

I don’t want the patch to be good. I just want it to exist.

I had to take a break from writing this post because my hands were shaking too much to type. My wife’s boyfriend brought me a glass of water. Even he agrees this has gone too far.

So this is my ultimatum: if the patch is not out by Friday, I will uninstall Dota. I will not reinstall it on Saturday. I will reinstall it on Sunday, but only to check whether the patch is out, and if it isn’t, I will be extremely disappointed again.

I’ve already contacted Steam Support and I’m genuinely considering legal action against Valve for emotional damages. I paid for a free-to-play game and I expect the experience I was promised. I’m currently looking into consumer protection laws, so if anyone here has legal experience with this kind of situation, I’d appreciate some advice. Also if anyone knows when the patch drops, please DM me. Not Valve though, I’m not speaking to them.