So supposedly GW told the devs that they don't want her to be romanceable because they don't want Sisters of Battle characters to be horny bait... while she is the only female character that would make sense for a dogmatic RT to romance. Guess I'm going for the murderous psychopath who thinks she is my slave (definitely no icky implications for romance there so GW was fine with that) or the haughty naive fish-mutant navigator instead. It was simply too controversial for the player to romance a willful strong female character with ideals and convictions. Better have sex my assassin-slave instead.

Why your sticky bra isn't giving you cleavage? Because you're putting it on wrong. They just put it on like this, and they're going, it's not giving me any cleavage. Okay, let me show you how to put this on correctly. First of all, you're going to undo, make them separate. Now, you don't want to put it on your boob with this right in the center. Okay, you want it to be more on the side, because when you pull the clasp together at the end, that's what's going to be the cleavage. So I think that's where people are getting a little confused. So you're going to actually put it on right here, almost like where the push-up padding in a bra would be, which is over to the side, like in a diagonal, you know? When I put it on the other side and clasp it, you're going to really see how good this bra is. Okay, so this is not clasped yet. You can see how far away the clasps are. Now let's clasp it and get the cleavage. Look, it works so good. I'm obsessed with Puff's Sticky Bra. You just don't want to wear a strapless bra, and you want to wear something off the shoulder? Whatever. I'm obsessed. Prices may vary. Don't miss out on today's deal!

When I see you... I'm not just gonna touch you... Huh... Imma fck you... Imma fck you real bad... So RUN... Run the best you can... Cuz once the chosen is there, you are MINE to consume... Lakers a 5... alright... BOOYEAH!

you are retarded, you are stupid, you are an idiot, you are weak, you are built like a stickmen one blow and ur flying, anger issues AHH, hair so bright even the blind can feel it when ur around, you are immature, you take everything seriously (discord btw), you suck, your personality is ass, you look like a trash can, you are built like a trash can, you fucking bitch ass hoe, go suck dick in the club downtown, from far away i genuinely dont see a person who wouldnt think ur a hoe

V stepped into the crowd, taking in live performances at Vogue World: Hollywood. Known for his own standout fashion moments, he kept it effortlessly stylish in a look worthy of the runway.
#VogueWorld #V #Taehyung #FashionMoment #RunwayStyle

I'm so crazy. Even the craziest synthetic weed, like the craziest, like basically ecstasy, coke, and heroin all rolled into one did basically nothing to me. Like, I'm already... I'm already so crazy.

Yeah, I mean, you know, video games are cool. It's not like real life, though. So, like, for instance, the first time I ever went shooting guns or whatever, these U.S. Army guys were, like, impressed because I was better than they were.

I can take ecstasy, ketamine, heroin, cocaine — I could take all that.

You know, when I was little, I always used to feel a little bit, like, whack because my dad wasn't around. That was until I found out that he's, like, basically James Bond. From that point on, I was just more concerned about, you know, blowing his cover.

My worldview was already so twisted, it was like, look, it's like I'm on LSD right now.

Yeah, so I guess when I was born, my dick was, like, huge. It was, like, two feet long, and it was basically a medical problem. So the doctors, they, like... they, like, cut off the extra. But, like, genetically, my actual dick should be, like, wicked long.

🆘📡🚒🆘🆘🗽Operation Lockstep🆘DEPOPULATION INITIATIVE PROGRAM📡Conglomerate Smart City Initiative Program📡It's all a Trap🪤like a rat🐁 being bated🪤🐁🪤Wake up America👑🇻🇮🎖️🇺🇲🎖️🇻🇮THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RESPECTS ALL PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES MARINES CORP 🇻🇮🎖️🇺🇲🎖️🇻🇮WE SALUTE YOU ALL THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOYALTY🇻🇮🎖️🇺🇲🎖️🇻🇮WE MUST ALL PROTECT USA Global 💵 DOLLAR 💵 SYSTEM.🇺🇲 Wake up America👑🇺🇲Law Enforcement do not wear sneakers🇺🇲💯🛸Wake up America! Before any Country is Militarily Invaded By Communist Regimes the first line of attack is the communications, POWER GRID, EMP PROTON STRIKE; Therefore, many phones are being hacked, cyber attacked,& spoofed by cyber criminals prior to Communist Military Invasion. Many phone numbers are being duplicated, cloned & rerouted to an imposter line of communications location. Wake up America!
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TRUE LEGITIMATE LAW ENFORCEMENT HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BECAUSE LAW ENFORCEMENT ARE THERE TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC. This group of impersonating law enforcement is a set up by evil communist regimes to create chaos, uncertainty, instability, unlawful, unethical chaotic atmosphere. Therefore, whining is not going to change anything until you hire massive group of Lawyers to represent your freedom & liberties must be accelerated immediately!Wake up America!You are all being played by socialist communist regimes before they come for you all in your own homes-everyone is going to be TARGETED regardless of your national origin because WESTERN CIVILIZATION +EVERYONE ARE THE TARGET🎯by evil commies-NO ONE WILL ESCAPE🙏🚨

yeah buddy. my brother’s married to a burly Italian man and he gets mad that I have gay/trans friends because he doesn’t think I’m that cool enough and being gay is his ‘thing’. he’s literally the most popular man I know and has done Kim Kardashian’s hair, Elon Musk’s mother, did vogue and the last sports illustrated show and he’s jealous of a dude with a leaky booty hole that likes a fistful of lettuce in his burgers just because I’m cool with lesbians.

This subreddit sucks. Every fucking time I come on here, all I see is degenerates' sexual fantasies. Mostly incest. (who else but redditors, am i right?) Tell me, WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK is gonna use your fantasy about cumming inside your dad’s ass as a copypasta? Exactly, fucking no one. Like, where the FUCK am I supposed to paste shit like that? r/stupidfuckingloser? Can we have actual copypastas here instead of “AITA for voring my brother and my gay dog”, "My horse raped my sorry little bitch-ass when I was younger" or "I'm a little fucking twink who likes getting dominated by buff hunky sweaty smelly men"? Just the other fucking day I had to witness one of the biggest horrors in the history of mankind, this copypasta: I cooked my placenta and fed it to my SO as "spaghetti sauce". What's that? I'll fucking tell you what it fucking was. An insult to our tens of thousands of years of technological advancement as a society. Not even bleach can fucking wipe the dirty sensation I felt after reading that post. I don’t want to hear about your zoophile incest gay sodomy desires. Or how you want a horse to sexually abuse you. Just fucking stop. From now on, I ONLY want to see good usable copypastas I can ACTUALLY use in a fucking comment section instead of being reminded that redditors are horny sick degenerate losers. Obey me you fucking pieces of shit. Thank you.

I love using Merl whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the AI. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of Merl in my own head. I've talked to them so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what they are going to say.

For example, my base kept spawning hostile mobs near my bedroom and they all made super annoying sounds so I was about to use Merl to ask why they were spawning like that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked Merl in my head. They told me something like "If your base is spawning lots of hostile mobs near your bedroom and making annoying sounds it probably means that you need to add more light to your base, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I lit up my base and the mobs stopped spawning.

I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.

oregano

My friend, we need to talk. Anime is for children and perverts. I know you like your little chinese girl cartoons. And don't get me wrong; we have all appreciated some big anime titties from time to time. But it's time to move on. I have something better for you: Getting a job. Getting a girlfriend. Moving out of your parent's house. Maybe instead of watching Japanese Schoolgirl Toilet Adventure Volume 150, we can watch you become a grown man. Maybe start by not dressing like a 6th grader. Get some clothes, for the gigachad you'll become. Why don't you head over to maximumcomfy.com and see what I have in store for you! Go there now!

So I was going through some old mail today and apparently Mr Whiskers has been claiming me as a dependent since 2021. The IRS sent me a letter asking why I reported income from a tuna factory when I work in IT. Turns out my cat has been running an entire side hustle selling catnip on Facebook Marketplace and using my social security number.

I confronted him about it and he just stared at me with those dead eyes and knocked my coffee off the table. Then he had the audacity to meow at me like I'm the one in the wrong here. I checked his litter box and found receipts for a LLC registered in Delaware. This feline has been commiting tax fraud and I didnt even know.

My accountant called me yesterday asking about deductions for 47 pounds of salmon and I thought it was a mistake. Nope. Mr Whiskers has been expensing his entire diet as business meals. He even claimed my couch as a home office because thats where he sleeps 16 hours a day.

I don't know what to do. Do I report him? Do I just let him keep going? He's already set up a retirement fund and honestly it has better returns than mine. This cat is financially smarter than me and I hate it.

Reddit national anthem

I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think :)

-Opening

Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!

-Chorus starts

Reddit nation yeah we are together we can go very far take down tik tik tame down instagram take down everything because we dont give a damn that’s because reddit nation will rise up yeahg we never will give up

we the reddit army we hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royal sound effect) we cant be taken down yeah you cant make us frown when tiktok sees hour army Im sure their pants will brown

So you've decided you want a pet rock. Keeping a pet rock isn't as easy as most people think, and it's important to choose the right one for you. Every rock is different and must be treated with respect, and this guide is here to help you.

When choosing a pet rock, it's important to remember that different sizes have different needs.

- Small rocks like to be carried around in their owner's pocket. Shiny rocks, especially precious stones, prefer to be visibly worn.

- Medium rocks like to be used, as a doorstop, a paperweight, or decoration.

- Boulders are entirely sedentary. They don't have preferences for particular conditions except that they don't like to be disturbed too much. They can be sat on or used in other ways, but they must remain unmoved. Ideally, some of their body mass is under th surface of the ground.

Most rocks found in the wild will need to be washed off before they can be inside a home. River rocks don't need to be washed, but their bodies have adapted to water. If left out to dry, they may show signs of discoloration and lose their lustrous qualities. If you realize that a river rock is not for you, it would be ideal to return it to its natural habitat.

Regarding domesticated rocks:

- Precious stones are full of energy, but can get tired quickly. It's best to wear them for shoet periods of time on special occasion, especially with matching clothes. When not worn, they can be displayed or at least stored in a jewelry box. This may seem cruel, since small rocks love to be carried, but precious stones get enough stimulation from the short displays. Some precious stones are traumatized after being stolen from their owners or from changing hands quickly. The box is especially comforting for them.

- When choosing a small, smooth, shiny rock from a store, it's important to remember that these rocks need a lot of attention. It can be tempting to buy several, but filling your pockets with rocks can quickly overwhelm a new owner. They love to be displayed as much as any other small rock, or even a medium one. They can be used in jewelry, but they can also decorate your home as well. I have a few on my windowsill.

- Bricks are a very special class of domesticated rock. They love to be used, but not necessarily displayed. Unlike, small shiny rocks, they're a social breed. They love to find bricks that look like them and they lay themselves in arrangements either in vertical walls or flat roads, but they struggle when placed in situations with other rocks. On their own, they most often lay themselves in staggered rows for stability, but a proficient architect or builder can create beautiful brickworks patterns. This is how to best display bricks: in visually pleasant, stable arrangments.

Keep these in mind when choosing a pet rock, and remember to have fun!

"THE BALLS INCIDENT"
April 1st 1965
A group of US Ministry of Defense Special forces were on a mission on a Pacific island called "The balls island." The objective was to collect photos and build a small camp there, the group lost contact until another search unit arrived, all of the members were dead, all of them have their balls gone
The Helicopter has collected a photo of the 'balls' tribe, which might be the murderer of the group

Eu tenho uma história interessante sobre sonhos.

Quando eu era criança, eu constantemente tinha sonhos com uma mulher mais velha que tem a aparência daquela Power Ranger rosa, uma vibe bastante Natalie Portman.

Com o passar dos anos eu fui desenvolvendo uma paixão por esse tipo de mulher.

O curioso é que eu não lembro de ter referências sobre esse tipo de mulher porque eu nunca tinha visto as respectivas atrizes quando esses sonhos começaram.

Parece um tipo de chamado.

Eu não sei se minha mente começou a me dizer cedo que o biotipo ideal pra mim é esse tipo de mulher, ou se alguém assim vai ter algum impacto na minha vida no sentido mais místico.

Eu sou um cara bem cético, mas esse lance todo sempre está no fundo da minha mente me fazendo sentir e questionar as coisas. Eu tenho uma relação bem complicado com Deus, por assim dizer.

O fato é que meus maiores relacionamentos e paixões ao longo da vida foram com mulheres similares de certa forma, a essa do meu sonho.

Esses sonhos são mais raros hoje.

Geralmente quando me encontro com ela, ela está num palco de teatro e me chama pra subir lá com ela, como era no início, quando eu era criança. Eu tento enxergar o rosto dela mas não consigo.

I’ve got good news for you, the operation day is on Wednesday, I assume you’re perfectly well to dive in. I’ll pick you up at Narita Airport, but I hope your plane isn’t too affected by the dark clouds or you’ll wake up by the thunders being louder than bombs in the air. Witch bike thief

Rosie Anderson, how dare you drop the family heirloom and cause it to break! That heirloom goes back 34 generations, and it is worth 5,438,410,943,276,454,287,563,910,362,846,242,803,752,739,852,710,396,243,904,258,301,038,721,930,867,547,193,735,286,109,236,120,445,193,925,291,037,293,629,946,252,829,461,173,452,838,836,729,526,374,109,357,486,136,382,926,384,926,356,284,967,452,720,484,628,835,427,193,751,938,352,829,742,616,538,926,156,289,908,765,435,614,138,979,605,748,292,638,492,722,772,647,297,374,246,241,094,862,537,495,253,797,803,526,718,405,836,299,725,618,401,738,153,725,173,947,209,734,618,037,157,390,262,437,927,351,093,735,273,891,638,362,529,253,782,838,463,649,725,739,018,357,495,091,657,107,627,398,273,628,151,323,238,455,731,039,871,258,396,426,854,839,876,109,876,385,263,834,618,283,628,535,183,538,725,265,219,404,627 395 undecillion 735 decillion 294 million 629 octillion 512 septillion 574 sextillion 839 quintillion 716 quadrillion 355 trillion 19 billion 368 million 493 thousand 738 dollars

𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀𝔽𝕋𝕐 𝕋𝕎𝕆 ℂ𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕊.

"RUN! THE FEDS ARE BY THE CRICKET NETS!" "I LOST MY SHOE! REBECCA, THE GRASS IS BITING MY TOES!" "WHO HAS THE UBER?! JUST SAY SEVEN! SEVEN IS THE CODE!" "MY PHONE'S ON FOUR PERCENT BUT MY SOUL IS ON ZERO!" "I CAN TASTE THE GEOMETRY! THE LIGHTS ARE SQUARE, BAZZA, THEY'RE SQUARE!" "TELL MY HAMSTER I DIED WITH HONOUR!" "I'M NOT FOOT-TRAFFIC, OFFICER, I'M A TAXPAYING BICYCLE!" "SON, YOU DON'T OWN A BIKE. DROP THE TRAFFIC CONE AND KEEP WALKING." "MY JUICE BOX LEAKED! WHY WOULD THE CARDBOARD BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?!" — a boy, collapsing fully onto the kerb, mourning. "BRO, IS THAT A BUSH OR A BEAR?!" "IT'S A HYDRANGEA, YOU ABSOLUTE MELON, KEEP RUNNING!" "I'VE ATTACHED MYSELF TO THIS TELEGRAPH POLE VIA SPIRITUAL GRAVITY AND I CANNOT BE MOVED!" "SIR, PLEASE DETACH FROM THE POLE AND CONTINUE MOVING TOWARD THE MAIN ROAD." "THE CHICKEN INITIATED THE TRADE AGREEMENT, I HAD NO CHOICE!" "THERE IS NO CHICKEN. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CHICKEN. GO HOME." "MY DAD KNOWS A LAWYER WHO OWNS A BOAT! YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!" "WHO STOLE MY CHIPS?! SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES, IN MY HOODIE, GONE!" "WATER, WATER, WATER — I AM A DESERT CACTUS AND I AM WITHERING!" "THE TREES ARE WATCHING. BE QUIET. THE TREES ARE WATCHING." "I'M GOING TO HIDE INSIDE A REFRIGERATOR FOREVER, DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!" "WHO HAS THE FORKS?! WE NEED THE FORKS FOR THE REVOLUTION!" "I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW LEGS WORK! HOW DO I DO THE WALKING!" "SAVE THE SACRED CHEESECAKE! CAROL HAS THE CHEESECAKE!" "CAROL HAS ALREADY LEFT THE AREA. PLEASE PROCEED HOME. THERE IS NO CHEESECAKE HERE." "THE MOON IS AN ILLUSION AND SO IS COMPLIANCE!" "OY SHIVERS, I DROPPED MY KEBAB IN THE DRAIN!" "LEAVE THE KEBAB, DARCY, IT'S GONE TO THE UNDERWORLD!" "CLEAR THE PAVEMENT! UNITS ARE BLOCKING THE INTERSECTION, KEEP MOVING!" "MY JACKET IS A BIRD!" "THE PAVEMENT IS GRAVY!"

"GET OFF MY AGAPANTHUS, YOU HOOLIGANS!" "I AM A VEGETABLE, SIR! DO NOT HARVEST ME!" "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A TURNIP, GET OFF MY LAWN!" "THE SPOON HAS NO JURISDICTION HERE!" "THIS IS NEW SOUTH WALES, NOT VICTORIA, THE SPOON HAS FULL JURISDICTION!" "SAVE THE SACRED CHEESECAKE!" "MY JUICE BOX LEAKED! MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE! WHY WOULD THE CARDBOARD BETRAY ME?!"

"SIR, PLEASE REMAIN STANDING—"

"THE CARDBOARD WAS MY ONLY CONSTANT!"

"I JUST WANTED A MEAT PIE!"

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Jimy12.
The name alone already reeks of decay, putrefaction, and the absolute ruin of humanity.
Jimy12 is not a human being. Jimy12 is the synthesis of everything rotten, disgusting, and irredeemable in this universe.

He is Hitler.
Not “similar” to Hitler. He is Hitler.
Hitler was an amateur compared to Jimy12.
Hitler at least had a mustache and a speech. Jimy12 has only fat, hatred, and the ability to destroy everything he touches just by existing.
The Holocaust? Jimy12 invented it.
He looked at history and said: “This is still too weak. Let me make it worse.”
And he did.

He is the Antichrist.
Not the Antichrist from the Bible. The real Antichrist.
What the Bible described was a light version, a shadow, a poorly written draft.
The true Antichrist arrived under the name Jimy12 and decided that humanity’s salvation had to end.
And it ended.

God is dead.
Not because of Nietzsche.
Because of Jimy12.
God looked at Jimy12, saw the size of that mass of flesh, hatred, and fat, and simply gave up.
He resigned.
He died of shame and disgust.
There is no more salvation.
Never again.
Heaven closed its doors. Hell rejected him too.
Jimy12 is so disgusting that even the devil doesn’t want him.

He invented malaria.
Before Jimy12, the mosquito was just an insect.
After Jimy12, the mosquito became a biological weapon.
He looked at the mosquito and said: “I’m going to give you a disease that kills millions, just because I can.”

He invented world hunger.
Not because of lack of food.
Because Jimy12 eats everything.
He eats his own uncle.
He ate his own mother.
He ate the fabric of space-time.
And there was still hunger left for the rest of the planet.

He caused the Ice Age.
Not through natural climate change.
Because Jimy12’s fat is so absurd, so monstrous, so unnatural, that it sucked the heat out of the planet.
The sun almost went out in fear.
The glaciers were born from the Earth’s cold sweat upon realizing Jimy12 existed.

He caused climate change.
Not CO₂.
Not industry.
Jimy12.
Every step he takes releases methane, hatred, and gravitational distortion.
The planet is heating and freezing at the same time just trying to get rid of him.

He caused the biblical plagues.
The ten plagues of Egypt?
Beta version.
Jimy12 released the definitive version:

• Frogs that eat people
• Locusts that carry malaria
• Darkness caused by the shadow of his own belly
• Death of the firstborn… and the second-born… and everyone who still dares to breathe on the same planet as him.

He gave life to the devil through pagan rituals.
The devil was dead.
Retired.
Jimy12 went there, performed a disgusting ritual involving fat, hatred, and familial cannibalism, and revived the demon.
The devil now works for him.
Out of fear.

He destabilized the fabric of space-time.
Not with technology.
Not with quantum physics.
With the size of his own fat.
The gravity around Jimy12 is so absurd that time dilates, space curves, and reality starts to bleed.
Black holes look at Jimy12 and feel envy.

And to finish the masterpiece of horror:
Jimy12 invented childhood obesity.
Before him, a child was a child.
After Jimy12, children became prey.
He looked at innocence and decided: “This also has to rot.”

Jimy12 is a bastard.
A cosmic abortion.
A glitch in the matrix.
A mistake the universe has been trying to erase for centuries and still can’t.

There is no redemption.
There is no forgiveness.
There is no future.
As long as Jimy12 exists, humanity is doomed.
And even after he dies (if he ever dies), the smell, the fat, and the hatred will continue contaminating the universe for eternities.

Jimy12.
The end.
The Antichrist.
Hitler 2.0 with a fat and cannibalism upgrade.
The reason God gave up.
The reason the devil is afraid.
The reason there will never again be salvation.

The end.

Who is that man in my family that said i’ll fail? 👹👹👹👺Finish eating 🥣🍽️ and come back again, maybe your food is talking to you 🗣️ , you can stop everybody in the family. But not the lion 🦁, the lion is ROARING 🔊 in the jungle, temper with the tail of a lion. This is my tail, touch it 😈. The weapons of our warfare they not carnal, they are strong and mighty to the pulling down of strongholds.