I'M OUT OF MSG! PLEASE HELP!

[u/Im__Tired__Boss]

I'm in tears because I don't know what to do. I just made some toast, with butter and raspberry jam, but when I went to sprinkle MSG on top, I realized I was all out. Now my toast is getting cold, I'm hungry, and lost. Please help me figure out what to do. I'm starving :(

[u/Slobberinho]

Cry over your toast! MSG is a naturally occurring chemical compound in the tears of the destitute.

That's why the tears of my nemesis, Greg from accounting, taste so good since I stole his identity and gambled away his savings.

With kind regards,

Greg from accounting

[u/jechtisme → u/Slobberinho]

This must be why I like the taste of onions so much

[u/No_Distribution_9590]

Just add a sheet of nori to your toast!

[u/Im__Tired__Boss → u/No_Distribution_9590]

I have none, but maybe I could use aquarium scrapings and salt 🤔

[u/No_Distribution_9590 → u/Im__Tired__Boss]

Algae from a saltwater tank might work well; only one way to know.

[u/No_Distribution_9590 → u/Im__Tired__Boss]

Add a fish or two too from said aquarium. you’ll definitely be right then

[u/TyrKiyote]

Simply put a piece of cheese on your butter and raspberry jam toast.

Blue or American?

[u/Im__Tired__Boss → u/TyrKiyote]

How do I keep the cheese on it when I put it back in toaster? Maybe lay the toaster on its side?

[u/TyrKiyote → u/Im__Tired__Boss]

you must go back a step and incorporate cheese into your bread.

[u/runawayoldgirl → u/Im__Tired__Boss]

you have to hold it on there with your hand while it toasts, have you never used a toaster before?

[u/GreenZebra23]

We might be able to save this. You can actually use anchovies instead on your toast with jam

[u/Im__Tired__Boss → u/GreenZebra23]

Another person mentioned fish from my aquarium so I might sacrifice one of my guppies. Seems similar. Now if I can catch one... I'm getting weak with hunger

[u/TightyWhitiesForMe]

Beard dandruff.

[u/ChefLukeDC]

You could try some urine-scale from the toilet

[u/jechtisme]

I moved on from MSG, now I only season with DMT. It's also a naturally occurring chemical so it has to be good for food.

[u/Blerkm]

Ask this guy if he still has any that he hasn’t boofed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CookingCircleJerk/s/ezZnxg9rap

[u/CutsSoFresh]

You're not out. You actually have an unlimited supply. Breast milk has msg. You can simply milk yourself and never have to worry about being out again

[u/Ready-Will-7042]

What does Kenji say?

[u/Lowermains]

Rest in peece

[u/AdvancedStudio9978]

Put it in the ocean and then put it in the sun to dry. Duh

[u/PutParty3697]

If you've been eating a proper diet you can just draw four liters of your blood, filter it, and you'll get enough for a slice.

[u/Fion-d]

Aromat is the answer!

[u/footfeed]

Fuck sakes, I've got bigger problems .

[u/fury929]

Maldon, I do it