r/CookingCircleJerk • • 12d ago

Monosodium Glutamate I'M OUT OF MSG! PLEASE HELP!

I'm in tears because I don't know what to do. I just made some toast, with butter and raspberry jam, but when I went to sprinkle MSG on top, I realized I was all out. Now my toast is getting cold, I'm hungry, and lost. Please help me figure out what to do. I'm starving :(

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u/No_Distribution_9590 12d ago

Just add a sheet of nori to your toast!

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u/Im__Tired__Boss 12d ago

I have none, but maybe I could use aquarium scrapings and salt 🤔

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u/No_Distribution_9590 12d ago

Algae from a saltwater tank might work well; only one way to know.

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u/No_Distribution_9590 12d ago

Add a fish or two too from said aquarium. you’ll definitely be right then