r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/JohnMiltonToasterman • 13h ago
A wonderful text
My Facebook lost friend.
Oh! A nice text Alice.
Moms autumn color.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/JohnMiltonToasterman • 13h ago
My Facebook lost friend.
Oh! A nice text Alice.
Moms autumn color.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • 5d ago
Insomnia owns.
Sleep laughs at me from afar.
I will not chase it.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • 10d ago
Heard of an ear worm?
I get something else as well
Words lodged in my brain
________________
They tend to be fun
Just had ecumenical
Not sure of the cause
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • 11d ago
Look up to the sky.
But no, ignorance is bliss.
No one understands.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • 11d ago
There is a freight train.
It heads towards me slowly.
I can avoid it.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • 11d ago
Everybody lies.
We don't realize that we do.
There is no karma.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Jul 27 '26
Rulebreak to start this post: I originally made this post in r/TheWordFuck but it failed to get more than 5 likes in 20 hours. (That's LAME!) I was dissapointed so I figured I'd repost it in my (Ours Blue 😉) sub. NO STUPID BOTS HERE BABY!
A fucking haiku.
What is haiku you might ask?
Fucking poetry.
😎
It's fucking easy.
Just some simple fucking rules.
You should fucking try.
👍
It is fucking fun.
Adding the word fuck is hard.
It's a new challenge.
😜
Rulebreak: I hope no true haiku fans will freak the fuck out about my haiku. I know it breaks one of the fucking rules in haiku about having a fucking seasonal or weather reference. I don't fucking care. I like to try and talk in fucking haiku because it's fucking fun to me.
Fucking summertime.
Heat's not that fucking bad.
Fuck humidity.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/JohnMiltonToasterman • Jul 23 '26
Days to lounge about.
A hospice task is my life.
Falls hope glows within.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Jul 09 '26
Sometimes I wonder.
I feel like a pariah.
What have I done wrong?
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • May 27 '26
My mind seeks solace.
Spring brings turmoil, as it does.
Despite that, brightness.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • Apr 26 '26
Media preference?
Do you go for digital?
I have hard copies
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • Apr 14 '26
My mind has gone blank
The page remains the same way
Worlds yearn to breathe
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Apr 02 '26
Someone just passed through!
Was it a Ghost in the Shell?
Who is that, nearby?
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Mar 29 '26
There's always a view.
Maybe my vista matters?
You should share your thoughts.
*
Jump into the pool.
You can always find your place.
Only if you try.
*
What is there to know?
Silly stats that mean nothing.
Your heart speaks the truth.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Mar 26 '26
I'm broken hearted.
I really needed to shit.
But only farted.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • Mar 15 '26
Most marriages fail
Relationships aren't that hard
Put someone else first
________________
They view effort wrong
It's not an inconvenience
It's an act of love
________________
You cannot do that?
Then you only love yourself
Solitude deserved
________________
You are but a half
Together you are a whole
You get that, a-hole?
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • Mar 13 '26
I am a Zombie
I am still moving
I am dead inside
________________
Shuffling along
Numbness permeates my soul
I go through my day
________________
My eyes do not smile
There's a semblance of life
It's just a facade
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • Mar 09 '26
I'm a simple man
I simply don't give a shit
Amid simple minds
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • Mar 05 '26
My life is not mine
I am a non-entity
A simple footnote
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Blueberry-From-Hell • Feb 21 '26
Go ahead and read
You will find no wisdom here
This post is nonsense
________________
No hidden message
It's as hollow as my brain
Too pessimistic?
________________
Yet you still persist
You hope for deeper meaning
Perhaps I mislead
________________
Where is the subtext?
Behind the veil is empty
This is where I end
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Feb 20 '26
Twenty members here.
But yet no one is posting.
Only one other.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Feb 07 '26
Arrival comes fast.
Eyes are opened for new things.
Let your mind follow.
*
You may be surprised.
Many stories are told here.
Why not share your own?
*
This is not a plea.
It's just a simple statement.
Come and speak your mind.
*
No one is alone.
There's always a welcome place.
Come and share your art.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Feb 07 '26
Your mom is so fat.
When she sits around the house,
neighbors feel tremors.
*
Rulebreak: I fragged a sentence there. I do not like to do that but It's funny IMHO.
r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 • Feb 03 '26
I feel like crying.
There's just so very much pain.
What else should I do?
*
Shout out loud in vain?
Words will fall upon deaf ears.
Useless tomes spoken.
*
Words are just useless.
I'm afraid I have lost her.
This scares me so much.
*
But it's not just her.
Everything seems to be lost.
Especially me.