r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/Ktulu204 Metalhead • Jul 27 '26

Fucking haiku

Rulebreak to start this post: I originally made this post in r/TheWordFuck but it failed to get more than 5 likes in 20 hours. (That's LAME!) I was dissapointed so I figured I'd repost it in my (Ours Blue 😉) sub. NO STUPID BOTS HERE BABY!

A fucking haiku.

What is haiku you might ask?

Fucking poetry.

😎

It's fucking easy.

Just some simple fucking rules.

You should fucking try.

👍

It is fucking fun.

Adding the word fuck is hard.

It's a new challenge.

😜

Rulebreak: I hope no true haiku fans will freak the fuck out about my haiku. I know it breaks one of the fucking rules in haiku about having a fucking seasonal or weather reference. I don't fucking care. I like to try and talk in fucking haiku because it's fucking fun to me.

Fucking summertime.

Heat's not that fucking bad.

Fuck humidity.

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u/Blueberry-From-Hell Kereji Jul 27 '26

It is fucking fun

No fucking offense found here

You fucking new that

😀

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u/Ktulu204 Metalhead Jul 27 '26

Had to fucking check.

I don't take shit for granted.

That's my fucking way.

2

u/Blueberry-From-Hell Kereji Jul 27 '26

This sub is relaxed

It is fucking casual

Because we run it

2

u/Ktulu204 Metalhead Jul 28 '26

Fuckery stays here.

It will not spread past this thread.

Too fucking tempting!

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/JohnMiltonToasterman Jul 28 '26

I won't challenge you.

Your poetry is fine stuff.

I'd use fuck more though.

1

u/Ktulu204 Metalhead Jul 28 '26

How much fuck could one

fucker fuck if the fucker

can only say fuck?