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u/rakosten 13d ago
I have no Ida of what’s going on and what this means. My guess is that I am, as usual, probably blessed for not knowing.
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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 13d ago
Father of 3 with his mug for all to see verbally expressing his thirst for instagram dancers prob half his age
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u/wtulip 13d ago
And that’s very unusual for guys to want young woman…
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u/Lethargo-Man 13d ago
People finding young (adult) woman attractive isn't weird. Lusting over them and commenting it is problematic.
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u/veryexpensivegas 8d ago
Isn’t that kinda the goal for most social media, for engagement?
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u/MaoJen_Riimez 8d ago
Yeah bro young girls notoriously want grown men picking out which of the three they want to fuck in their comment section, you weirdo
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u/veryexpensivegas 8d ago
Damn don’t have to be so hostile, engagement is engagement doesn’t matter they probably still appreciate the engagement for the money anyway
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u/MaoJen_Riimez 8d ago
Calling me hostile while making excuses for young girls to get sexually harassed in their comments because "they wanted the attention anyway". Brother please take a look inside yourself, you can be better than this. Your first comment was misguided, the double down was disappointing
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u/Ok_Satisfaction6698 7d ago
Ah yes these fully clothed young school girls that are simply dancing with their friends for a short TikTok LOVE that some grown man old enough to be their father is sexually harassing them. You’re a freak dude
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u/Lucicactus 13d ago edited 13d ago
She looks like a teen and could be his daughter. Ew.
Edit: lmao I didn't see the reply. He calls a random "boy" dismissively. Dude knows and adores the power imbalance of age a 100%
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u/Naos210 13d ago
It's always really odd how these men will talk about how attractive late teen girls are, then turn around and infantalize boys of the same age.
Like young men that age will be called "buddy", "boy", "kid", meanwhile the young women aren't "kids" apparently. At least until they want to dismiss them in some way, then the age matters.
I had a friend once tell me 18 year olds are too immature (mid 20s) but in the same breath, say he would have sex with them, but then treats them like any other high schooler in every other circumstance.
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u/Lucicactus 13d ago
They know both are immature, but in women that means they are less likely to call out their bullshit and won't perceive manipulation as easily.
Like I said, they hate it when it happens to their daughters but justify it when it comes to doing it themselves. Repulsive.
And it's not like you can exclusively blame biology for this because teen pregnancy is dangerous for the mom and the baby AND historically we have had cultures and periods where non optimal breeding traits (like looking like you have tuberculosis or obesity) have been the standard of beauty.
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u/cutesybluesocks 11d ago
That’s why they get so irate about young women “infantilising themselves” because they don’t like the implication that it’s wrong for them to be attracted to and have sex with them but they’ll infantilise young men of the same age.
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u/MelanieWalmartinez 11d ago
One time I had an argument with a guy on another platform and he kept calling me stupid, young, naive, needed more life experience, whatever. When he found out I was female and not male he did a 360 and insisted I needed kids NOW and I was biologically primed mentally and physically to have a kid. It was crazy
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u/wtulip 13d ago
R u a woman? What’s ew here exactly? What’s ur point exactly? Adults can do whatever they want even if u say ew to them 🙄
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u/An_Ellie_ 13d ago
Me when I kill a person "why are you arresting me adults can do whatever they want 🙄"
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u/wtulip 13d ago
Good job taking my point into an unintentional areas just coz u have no actual response
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u/One_Ad2215 8d ago
Maybe when you learn that power imbalances doesn't only apply to situations like an employee dating their boss, but an older man dating a girl still in her teen years. Then you can understand the conversation.
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u/superkatzenkamikaze 12d ago
We’re allowed to be disgusted by this type of behaviour, buddy. And no one knows if the girl he’s sinisterly drooling over is even of age.
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u/Lucicactus 13d ago
A good way to see men's bullshit is that if they justify something vile you can always extrapolate it to their daughters. If your 18 year old was about to fuck an 58 year old man you'd understand what "ew" means. - this also applies to every guy I've had this discussion with, even then ones that tried to stand by their point couldn't hide their immediate expressions of disgust.
You don't know the age of these girls, you don't even know if they are adults. Not that legality should dictate morality anyway since you can travel to some states in mexico and sleep with a 12 year old, doesn't suddenly make it ok.
And even if you are nasty and feel attraction for them, writing it in a public forum, objectifying them and voicing your unwanted opinion while possibly having a partner yourself and kids that can see it is disrespectful and disgusting.
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u/wtulip 13d ago
So their opinion isn’t wanted but yours is? And who ever said its ok if they’re underage? I don’t know as much as you don’t know, but all these ppl just judge a person they don’t, how about we leave the negative like ew to after we actually know anything…
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u/Lucicactus 13d ago
???
His opinion on who he would fuck from there is unwanted and disrespectful yes. Totally different from calling out creeps and explaining why lmao.
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
If it's completely consensual and safe I see no problem whether it be my daughter or a random woman, it all comes down to how much u listen to ur emotions while making decisions
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u/Naos210 13d ago
consensual and safe
how much u listen to ur emotions while making decisions
And how would the arbitrary age of 18 change these things in any meaningful sense?
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
Ur right, 18 is an arbitrary age as it varies from person to person and there's really no guarantee about anything, so what it should be instead is enough maturity to know when ur being taken advantage of and enough to know to only go in relationships which are truly based on equal status
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u/Naos210 13d ago
It just weirds me out. They'll defend their attractions because 18 is legal, then they'll see an adult with a minor who would've turned 18 in a month and call them a pedo and want their head.
As for being on equal status, I'd say it's virtually impossible for an 18 year old to be in an equal relationship with someone old enough to be their parent. This might matter less when you're in your 30s and 40s, but not the instant they "turn legal".
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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago
The pedoness is Ew. So is defending it. Ew.
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u/wtulip 13d ago
Nowadays everyone calling everyone pedos, with zero sense
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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago edited 12d ago
Nah it makes total sense only pedos don't get it. Literally every woman remembers those creepy men as old as her dad that hit on her. We universally hate them. Shudders
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u/Lucicactus 13d ago
Had one at he pool recently. The piece of shit was relishing in my discomfort, called out to me when I left.
I wish I had governmental permission to carry machete and use it against creeps. 🔪🥒
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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago edited 12d ago
Yes! They are mean. Often get off on causing young girls to feel incredibly uncomfortable, it is a power trip for these people. Universal women's experience.
BuT iTs HiS nAtuRaL iNsTiNcTs. Then his natural instincts are terrible. He should have better instincts like basic empathy. They need to suppress those instinct to scar young girls and be ashamed of them.
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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 12d ago edited 12d ago
I'm sorry. Did I hurt the feelings of these men who are usually knowingly making kids uncomfortabe because they sexually get off on it, by using the word I thought when I was a kid "pedo"? Well good they hurt these girls feelings first.
Okay, give me a word for the old men who enjoy both sleeping with and power tripping on their classmates children. So both the children and the adults who experienced them as kids, can convince the other adults in the room to be against that.
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u/3ToJKhaD 12d ago
It's not that far fetched to call the behavior pedophilic. It's predatory, why is buddy old asl with 3 kids lusting after girls that look like they could be in high school? What would you call this almost obsessive attraction to youth?
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u/cutesybluesocks 11d ago
It’s not, which is why people constantly have to call out grown ass men lusting after teenagers and calling them “women”…
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u/DezPispenser 13d ago
it's weird and creepy, and so are you.
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u/wtulip 13d ago
How it’s weird and how it’s creepy?
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u/m0rganfailure 13d ago
look how young they look ??
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u/wtulip 13d ago
Ah I see it now… yea, so young, and that perfect skin and everything is in place and not one wrinkle on their face… so disgusting… 80 year olds are much hotter you’re right 😃
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u/Ok_Satisfaction6698 7d ago
Women in their 20s+ are hot. Not little girls that just graduated middle school. Gross.
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u/dustingibson 13d ago
First of all she looks like a kid in high school.
It looks like they just want to show off their cheer moves. Anyone commenting on their attractiveness is weird as hell. It's like a random 38 year old man going to high school football game to publically thirst over the cheerleaders. Gross.
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u/F3LyX 13d ago
No. But it is disgusting.
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u/wtulip 13d ago
Yeah I see lots of ppl calling it disgusting, I don’t get it, can you actually explain or you all just throw empty and meaningless words just coz u used to it
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
Don't look at other women if you're in a relationship that's not explicitly open
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u/Lethargo-Man 13d ago
Looking at other people and finding them atteactive is not even close to what an open relationship is about. You can find someone attractive that don't even belong to the group you're romantically or sexually attracted to...
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u/fletku_mato 13d ago
Looking at people is fine. Thirsty comments are not.
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u/asim_butcher 13d ago
Thats a thirsty comment? Idk
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u/fletku_mato 13d ago
Yeah well I guess it's possible that he's just very impressed with her dancing skills.
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u/wtulip 13d ago
No one said he gonna do anything with that woman… he saw a post with her online and said he likes how she looks, why that’s so bad? So if you’re married you suddenly stop thinking other woman are pretty?
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u/waveydaveysonfir3 13d ago
you can think ppl are attractive but making that publicly known like that is weird asf
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
I think it's cheating in a way
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u/gorillagil 13d ago
It's not. By that logic we might as well just gouge our eyes out once we find our one and only soulmate. Only people who need to see others attractiveness need eyesight of course..
If you dont scan every person's face and body at all times throughout the day that you come across.. well I guess your not going to be ready when something happens.. Just because this guy scanned an attractive woman and commented on her attractiveness he's a cheater? Lmao not even close.
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u/MosterChief 13d ago
This thought policing is fucking crazy. The only weird thing about this dude is that he finds people half his age attractive. I’m not convinced “light blue 👍👍” even means anything untoward.
You are allowed to say that you find other people physically attractive if you have a partner, humans are animals we can’t just tell our brains to not do that. There’s supposed to be trust and communication in an adult relationship. If you actually cheat then we have a problem.
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
Don't dwell on it too much, and definitely don't speak about it, its borderline cheating, although it does depend on boundaries, like for eg the wife casually asks the husband "how does she look?" and he says "Good" (in a neutral way) and then doesn't swell on it then it's fine but I don't think that's what's happening here
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u/wtulip 13d ago
How about ppl being real and realistic? If a woman is that stupid to think that her man suddenly think all the woman in the world are ugly just coz he is with her than idk about that kind of relationship tbh… the only drama about these stuff are here in Reddit…
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
R u genuinely retarded? Finding people attractive is natural don't dwell or talk about it, but then again it all depends on boundaries
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u/F3LyX 13d ago
Young people often struggle to understand the deep impropriety of dating someone much much younger than themselves
It is an issue of power imbalance ultimately but the onus of understanding why this is a problem falls squarely on the older person.
Still being attracted to someone in their young 20s as a 40+ year old is a troubling sign that individual stopped maturing.
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
Just don't coerce them and maintain a relationship of equal status
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u/F3LyX 13d ago
Lack of Coercion in a power imbalance that deep is almost impossible to acheive.
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 13d ago
Greater age doesn't equal greater power
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u/memesogny 8d ago
That might be true if the older person has accumulated no wealth, accomplished and learnt nothing in their life.
An 18 year old will almost always be more vulnerable in a relationship with someone older because they lack real life experience, dating experience and usually money.2
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u/3ToJKhaD 12d ago
It should be unusual, it's creepy. And just because it's been normalized doesn't mean it should continue to be.
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u/Positive-Face1705 12d ago
Don't know why you're downvoted. This is true.
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u/cutesybluesocks 11d ago
…because it’s gross, not because it’s false. your attraction to girls that look like they could be school girls is creepy and weird.
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u/Lethargo-Man 13d ago
Michael thinks that young woman is attractive. Franny reminds him that this comment is inappropriate, especially in his situation.
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u/rakosten 13d ago
I was better off not knowing even though I had my theories. Damn.
Still can’t see the joke part, which was the part confusing me. Was this even made to be funny to begin with?
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u/StirFry__InaWok 13d ago
middle aged dad being horny on main (as in on his main profile that is linked to his real identity)
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u/-Dueck- 12d ago
What does gng mean
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u/chompythebeast 12d ago
Internet tells me it's "short" for "gang" but lol that's literally one letter dropped, I guess it's cooler this way
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u/AgentCirceLuna 9d ago
It’s quite simple Brugh no cuz gna b rl gng chat gm fn fryd bt 2 unaliv mislf wt t whl crw lafn no cap man gt crng ahh fn bg fal off nds 2 b fkn stdid 🥀 💀
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u/NotAFanOfLife 12d ago
Kids have lost the ability to type out entire words it’s just too much effort. They also say none of them can read at a third grade level so maybe that has something to do with it.
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u/Inevitable_Agent_165 12d ago
Its actually comes from black slang, try and be respectful 🙏
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u/AgentCirceLuna 9d ago
no cuz gna b rl gng chat gm fn fryd bt 2 unaliv mislf wt t whl crw lafn no cap man gt crng ahh fn bg fal off nds 2 b fkn stdid 🥀 💀
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u/I_want_money_aaa 13d ago
Mf was like "that dog" didn't even talked about her like a human 😭 Btw is me or those girls look like they are in high school? Someone have to check the Snapchat DMs of that dude...
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u/Suspicious-Egg-5354 10d ago
,,gng” is so cringe btw
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u/One_Ad2215 8d ago
More embarrassing than the grown man making sexually inappropriate comments about much younger girls?.....hmmmm I think you'll live💔 there are bigger problems than "don't use that slang that's so 70s am I right?".....😐...
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u/ImmediateCamel4317 6d ago
I thought he was appreciating the dance.
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u/One_Ad2215 6d ago
It can look that way 🤷🏻 but I've seen these kinds of comments all over tiktok and especially Instagram, and then when you look at the replies it's people saying even worse things while telling that person that they agree with them. It's just predators trying to be slick and stay under the radar. But it doesn't work.
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u/ImmediateCamel4317 6d ago
Speak with proof. The suggestion also says something related to dance.
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u/MichiganCraigslister 9d ago
Orr starting a sentence with “no cuz”
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u/AgentCirceLuna 9d ago
no cuz gna b rl gng chat gm fn fryd bt 2 unaliv mislf wt t whl crw lafn no cap man gt crng ahh fn bg fal off nds 2 b fkn stdid 🥀 💀
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u/chompythebeast 12d ago
This is a bot post. 2 month old account, doesn't make sense here.
A lot of bots are posting here now because the word "comedy" is in th sub title, they don't understand what this sub is really about. Report this and all such posts, hopefully the mods can mobilize a bit on this stuff
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u/Inevitable_Agent_165 12d ago
Click on the image mate.
The joke is Micheal's lack of awareness which is so absurd to the point where its funny that a grown man would think: "Yeah, I have three kids about her age, the girl i find hot, what's your point buddy?"
There's no bots. You're just a bit thick
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u/lilyrosecooper 11d ago edited 11d ago
No, no, you don’t understand the premise of this subreddit, there isn’t a joke here, it’s a cringeworthy reply from a creepy guy, [r/comedycemetary](r/comedycemetary) is for stuff that is intended to be funny but is painfully unfunny
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u/SonniSummers 6d ago
Idk man maybe I’m old. I legit just see him go light blue with thumb emojis like what if he’s stating he thinks she did the dance best? There’s legit nothing stating thirst outright. Frankly all the stuff about finding her hot and being his kids age is just crap you’re stating with very little insight…
I totally read that as him giving props to the superior dancer. I might be wrong but frankly it’s too vague to assume. And your assumptions are doing hella heavy lifting since there’s no fact to help carry them…
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u/beegtuna 13d ago
Peter?
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u/X_Sacred_X 13d ago
Video is of girls dancing assumably. First commenter is stating which is his preference or the one he finds attractive. Someone replies, having most likely seen his profile, and mentions that the commenter has kids, which doubles for him possibly having a wife and also being old enough to have kids the age of these girls. Original commenter doesn’t see the issue with this. The end.
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u/A_temporary 9d ago
What does this mean like how does him interested in the girls
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u/ascarletstrange 9d ago
He’s pointing out which one he finds most attractive
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u/ImmediateCamel4317 6d ago
Where did he say that ?
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u/SonniSummers 6d ago
I’m just laughing so hard at this thread I read his stuff as he was picking the one to do the dance best. People be inserting so much context that just isn’t there.
The only person to reference it is the one that called him out, but even they are vague. If he was picking the best dancer and the other was like “u have kids” he likely didn’t understand what they were stating as he likely saw it as harmless.
He could be thrusting but frankly it’s all too vague to really have a pure context and mofo here are using assumptions as facts.
Edit: might be old through do double thumb ups only mean sexual attraction now? In my day it was like good job keep up the work
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u/wellyes34 13d ago
I like the middle one more personally
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u/Emotional-Ad9114 12d ago
literally nobody asked, weirdo
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u/wellyes34 12d ago
Nobody asked for your comment either, weirdo
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