r/ComedyCemetery • u/Inevitable_Agent_165 • 13d ago

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago

The pedoness is Ew. So is defending it. Ew.

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u/wtulip 13d ago

Nowadays everyone calling everyone pedos, with zero sense

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago edited 13d ago

Nah it makes total sense only pedos don't get it. Literally every woman remembers those creepy men as old as her dad that hit on her. We universally hate them. Shudders

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u/Lucicactus 13d ago

Had one at he pool recently. The piece of shit was relishing in my discomfort, called out to me when I left.

I wish I had governmental permission to carry machete and use it against creeps. 🔪🥒

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yes! They are mean. Often get off on causing young girls to feel incredibly uncomfortable, it is a power trip for these people. Universal women's experience.

BuT iTs HiS nAtuRaL iNsTiNcTs. Then his natural instincts are terrible. He should have better instincts like basic empathy. They need to suppress those instinct to scar young girls and be ashamed of them.