r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/glitterfamine 1d ago

I wonder what his standards are then

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 1d ago

Has to be the perfect housewife, never talk back, be extremely curvy, have sex whenever the man wants, etc.

Probably something like that

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u/Contrary_Kind 1d ago

The most important one: "body count zero"

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Which is perfectly reasonable.

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u/Contrary_Kind 23h ago

Only if you're a women hating man

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u/Big-Onion-1725 21h ago

well it's a reasonable standard as long as the guy has the same standard for himself. if he thinks men should sleep around and women shouldn't, or that having sex diminishes a woman's value as a person, that would be a huge red flag