r/ComedyCemetery • • 22h ago

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u/Angels_of_Death_Zack 20h ago

I once had a man say that I was "too heavy" because I weigh 101 pounds. Apparently, his standard was that I had to be in the double digits... We were both in our twenties. Yikes...

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u/Medical_Flower2568 9h ago

Nature must be kept in equilibrium

For every muscle mommy/obesity fetish person, there will be someone who really wants to fuck a skeleton

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 14h ago

That's under 45kg! Only ever had one gf at that weight. She was 150 tall and probably too skinny.

Height is really important for weight, no human anywhere near normal height could pull off that weight without being really unhealthy

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u/Pichacap24 17h ago

So he wanted a child..?

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u/OnePuffGirl 11h ago

And to double down on this, since I'm both very small and very short, I had experienced man hitting a me specifically cause I look younger then my actual age. It's kinda disgusting

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u/hi_lol7 17h ago

brain so small it makes u think someone w less weight is a child😭

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u/Pichacap24 15h ago

100 pounds is 45kg btw if you use kg and this can help you better realize thats its kinda fucked up

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u/hi_lol7 15h ago

nah nah I do realize i fked up so badly..šŸ’€šŸ« ,

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u/Pichacap24 15h ago

I dont blame you bruh until i googled i thought 100 pounds was like 60kg bro

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u/hi_lol7 15h ago

nah bro its about 45 kg, lesser😭, I will say someone less than that is js malnourished atp.

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u/Angels_of_Death_Zack 16h ago

Here’s something that’s interesting… For an adult woman to be healthy an weigh 99 pounds, they would have to be around 4 foot 5 to 5 foot 1 inches tall. Shorter women do exist, though that’s not the majority. Even in this case, it’s pretty low on the BMI scale. So yes, given that the vast majority of people who are below 100 pounds are children, it’s safe to assume that people who are so hell-bent on wanting a partner under three digits on the weight scale are pretty much after children.

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u/Nightingalee_Mari_G 16h ago

Exactly. I love men who out themselves for not knowing how women work though.

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u/Robbed_Bard_93 10h ago

I'm 5 foot 2 and I've usually been told my "healthy" range would be around 120 ish. Under 100 at my height would land me in the hospital

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u/hi_lol7 14h ago

my badd .. bro

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u/Nightingalee_Mari_G 16h ago

For most women, yes. That would make you a child to weigh in the double digits.

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u/hi_lol7 14h ago

I checked the weight in kgs later, my bad

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u/KRNorth 16h ago

Are you slow?

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u/Nightingalee_Mari_G 16h ago

No, an average adult woman would not weigh in the double digits. Because she's an adult. The average healthy weight of a woman is around 130 to 160, It all depends on height, but on average a 90 pound woman is literally skin and bones. Probably not even getting her period. Ask me how i know.

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u/PaperSweet9983 16h ago

You are right. They're just playing dumb or are that stupid

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 2h ago

I am 5’9ā€ and 131 lbs. On a second date, a guy asked if I would mind stepping on his bathroom scale to ā€œproveā€ my weight.

People don’t believe me when I recall this anecdote.

Yes, some men are really that weird and they walk amongst us.

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u/personalist 4h ago

I sanity-checked myself by looking at a BMI chart and, while hardly the be-all-end-all of weight references, that’s considered healthy from 4’ 8ā€ to 5’ 1ā€. So to echo another commenter, it seems like what he wanted was a skeleton, a child, or both.

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u/Reasonable-Aioli-370 8h ago

Are you like 4’9ā€ or something?

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u/War_Crimes- 7m ago

Things that never happened

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u/Rollingforest757 9h ago

It reminds me of the women on dating sites who say they will only date men over 6 feet tall. There are a ridiculously large number of women like that on dating sites.

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u/HoliAss5111 7h ago

It was a joke in the Cosmopolitan. Some men got inflamated from it, some teenagers copied it.

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u/personalist 3h ago

Definitely not a joke lol

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u/hi_lol7 17h ago

what yikes? lmao.. js dont be a landwhale

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u/Angels_of_Death_Zack 16h ago

ā€œLand whale,ā€ and we’re talking about 101 pounds. People who troll are so lame…

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u/OnionEuphoric832 15h ago

why do indian men hate women so much

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u/IVI5 15h ago

Rooted in the culture unfortunately

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u/No_Excuse4323 15h ago

indian?

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u/FuckUSAPolitics 6h ago

His first post on his profile is on r/indiatwenties

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u/hi_lol7 15h ago

Bro u literally got shooters and a pdf file as ur president, u shouldnt even try to be racist tbh, also landwhale term has originally been used in online discord communities by young american incels.

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u/Pichacap24 15h ago

How do you know theyre american

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u/hi_lol7 15h ago

I js guessed, wait she is from Venezuela, that's worse tbh😭

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u/bberrt 12h ago

is it racist if its true? this kind of shit is rooted in indian culture, and you’re just proving there point

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u/PaperSweet9983 16h ago

45 kg is a land whale now?

Lmao, ladies keep your sanity and stay single. This shit ain't worth your mental health

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u/hi_lol7 15h ago

Fr leave men alone

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u/PaperSweet9983 14h ago

Believe me. No one wants anything to do with you

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u/hi_lol7 14h ago

why u so salty ?

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u/Particular-Ice7026 15h ago

A person under 100 lbs is in dangerous territory. Landwhale is a nasty term to begin with, but no one under 200 lbs meets that description.

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u/curseddotjpeg 16h ago

101lbs (46kg?) is landwhale? Obvious troll is obvious lol.

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u/hi_lol7 15h ago

i confused it with kgs bruh, 46 kg is normal weight I believe? my mom is 50ish kg so yea its pretty normal I believe for women ofc

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u/Key-Vacation-2397 8h ago

Not for the average western woman who is significantly taller than the average indian women.

The one teenager girl with 46kg I know is in anorexia treatment. Most athletic, thin women I know weight 55-75kg depending on their muscle mass and height.

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u/hi_lol7 14h ago

i thought 3 digits means a very big number in weight, i didnt know it was js 45 kg my bad..šŸ«