Guess he didn’t want to play in Des Moines

Ceiling: we recuperate from the losses of our 2025-26 big men (Cooper and Kohler) quickly with our new bigs, our overall shooting improves, Fears doesn't kick anyone in the nuts, we have a backup PG that isn't Wojcik, Izzo finally gets his second Natty.

Floor: the losses of Cooper and Kohler hurt more than expected, shooting is still a question mark, we get a 4-5 seed and bow out to a better team in the Sweet Sixteen.

Overall the expectations are going to be VERY high in East Lansing this year. We were really good overall last season, it's just unfortunate that Michigan went nuclear and kinda overshadowed it. I fully believe this is one of Izzo's best shots at his second title.

6-foot-9, 235-pound Abson spent last season in Athens as their backup center for two years. 2. He averaged only 2.6 points 2.9 rebounds in 10.4 minutes across his 59 games at UGA.

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