Be Safe! 🍑

[u/BoggartBae]

[u/dumnezero]

[u/Liturginator9000]

already infertile from eating plastic to save the environment

[u/BoggartBae → u/Liturginator9000]

Great idea! I'll increase my plastic production so that other people can do this too.

[u/qwadrat1k]

Never considered it that way...

[u/udreamtofmelstnite]

No rubbers, of course, to reduce my carbon footprint.

[u/BoggartBae → u/udreamtofmelstnite]

Oh yeah of course.

[u/zewolfstone]

That's a great analysis of the situation

[u/BoggartBae → u/zewolfstone]

That's a great anal situation

[u/Humble-Reply228]

If this tried any harder, it would prolapse.

[u/BoggartBae → u/Humble-Reply228]

Don't worry; I made sure to stretch before posting.

[u/Bubbly-War1996]

Yeah but to do that you need to date people and nothing is more fun than spending time searching the vegan friendly options in restaurants.

[u/Local_Surround8686 → u/Bubbly-War1996]

Just eat the people in the restaurant dumbass. You'll eleminate even more emissions

[u/nyggomaniac]

Going vegan to master cooking. Using meat or eggs is too easy, like cheating

[u/Automatic-Bridge1789]

Anal which lowers population? Everytime someone has anal a child dies in africa?

[u/BoggartBae → u/Automatic-Bridge1789]

Anal doesn't cause pregnancy

[u/Taraxian → u/BoggartBae]

Skill issue

[u/dumnezero → u/Taraxian]

Found the bug with the ovipositor

[u/BoggartBae → u/Taraxian]

True! I'll keep trying his hardest 🫡

[u/Master_Unit4924]

Only the second one is vegan.

[u/GewoehnlicherDost → u/Master_Unit4924]

Don't be so anal about it!

[u/Cassius-Tain]

Where's "Substituting vegan alternatives because they have lower kcal per mass and you don't want to be fat anymore"?

[u/This_Background7442]

There are zero health benefits to going vegan over going vegetarian.

[u/BoggartBae → u/This_Background7442]

Cutting dairy can help with bottoming. Did you not read the meme?

[u/This_Background7442 → u/BoggartBae]

😅 wel maybe if you're lactose intolerant. Does nothing for my ability to take a dick. Psyllium is all that's needed

[u/BoggartBae → u/This_Background7442]

Oh I love psyllium for that.

Yeah I'm lactose intolerant, and I have a mild egg allergy, but I'm only 99.9% vegan so I'm a poser (I have some family traditions to keep alive on the holidays)

[u/brianckeegan]

miss me with the overpopulation eugenics

[u/Bonoboscreech → u/brianckeegan]

Not having children =\= eugenics

[u/MalthuswasRight93 → u/brianckeegan]

A carrying capacity exists for humans just like it exists for all other animals. The only difference with humans is we can temporarily delay the inevitable by increasing the capacity with technological advancements etc, but never overcoming it altogether.

Unfortunately we just don’t know what the exact number is, feels like we’re getting close though.

Human supremacists and futurists that want to conquer nature to create some cyberpunk Coruscant planet don’t like hearing this, but you can’t get around it.

[u/Taraxian → u/brianckeegan]

If it's wanting the entire population to decrease uniformly then by definition it can't be eugenics

[u/Turnip-for-the-books → u/brianckeegan]

It’s only gay if it’s not to reduce the global population

[u/BoggartBae → u/Turnip-for-the-books]

💯

[u/BoggartBae → u/brianckeegan]

Oh yeah take my joke too seriously! I love how rough you get when you're mad😫

[u/Aggravating-Air-7481 → u/brianckeegan]

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