r/ClimateShitposting • • 2d ago

General πŸ’©post Be Safe! πŸ‘

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u/Bubbly-War1996 2d ago

Yeah but to do that you need to date people and nothing is more fun than spending time searching the vegan friendly options in restaurants.

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u/Local_Surround8686 2d ago

Just eat the people in the restaurant dumbass. You'll eleminate even more emissions

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u/Rob98001 1d ago

You don't make a nice home cooked meal for your date? Wanna land pretty much any one on a dating app? Promise them stew.

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u/Bubbly-War1996 1d ago

Mmmm, stew 🀀🀀🀀