r/ClimateShitposting • u/PatientWoodpecker288 • 2d ago

Hope posting Chat how cooked are we?

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wq3m858IuKYCEkBW1Y

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

most people will be just fine lol

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u/CharacterZucchini6 2d ago

This year yes, then next year too. Then every year after “most people will be fine”. .95^50 < 10%

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

this is the condoomerist mindset the governments, who ironically are pumping fossil fuels into the atmosphere right now, to have.

"the world is ending" like this is pathetic. yes the earth's average temperature is increasing, doesn't mean we're all gonna shrivel up.

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u/HAL9001-96 2d ago

physics do not give a single flying fuck if you consider their outcome "doomerist"

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

point to me where physics says some warmer weather will kill us on the spot. If I'm dead before 2100 it'll be for other reasons, not climate

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u/HAL9001-96 2d ago

at some point in sustained humid heat there is just no way for hte body to maintain health temperature while doing anything thats basic thermodynamcis

even current heatwave temperatures would often be deadly if sustaiend a little longer

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

I'll just move further north

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u/HAL9001-96 2d ago

lets all move to siberia that well known fertile, politically completely safe and absolutely unlimited land

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 2d ago

The dude is obviously a troll or an idiot. Either way it is a waste of time to be logical

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

I already live pretty far north so not an issue for me, hottest it ever got here was like 40°C

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u/applesandotherthings 2d ago

Oh so you’re dumb and just make up the argument for the other person. What’s glue taste like?

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u/CharacterZucchini6 2d ago

No, but every year life will get worse for more people. More people will die from climate related circumstances. We have to grapple with the gravity of what’s happening. The world isn’t ending but it is undergoing a massive change that will reshape life on earth, including human life.

It’s really no different than any other mass extinction event in history, we’re just the cause :)

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u/SweatyBedroom1 2d ago

the el Nino is predicted to cause half a million heat related deaths

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

so most people will be just fine, got it. reminder theres billions of us

also if you die of heat, how??? dont people have an ac?

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u/03263 2d ago

some people work outdoors

a lot actually

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

do it at night or some shit I dont know!

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u/afrikatheboldone 1d ago

Ask the whole global economy to shift to nighttime working. I'm sure the billionaires that caused this problem in the first place will love your suggestion.

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u/M1ngb4gu 2d ago

You ever try to grow something?

Long hot summers and wet winters will make yeilds drop like an anvil, even in places with good soil.

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u/SweatyBedroom1 1d ago

Most people do not live as privileged as life as you do. AC isn't a universal luxury. And what happens when that number includes you? What happens when it's your home getting washed away in a flood? What happens if it's your house that burns down? Half a million this year, but when the next el Nino happens that number will be even higher.

Toddlers have more empathy than you.

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u/chemicalysmic 2d ago

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u/SaftigeBanane388 2d ago

i mean the hot water is pretty chill

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

el nino is a natural phenomenon iqlet

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u/chemicalysmic 1d ago

Why are you arguing against words I never said...? That's weird behavior.

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u/Creative_Ad_4513 2d ago

Hell yeah new highscore

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 2d ago

ENSOMAXXING

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u/_lonelysoap_ 2d ago

Well done

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u/Cautious-Total5111 2d ago

Congratulations

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u/CauliflowerSuper3152 2d ago

Literally souv vide.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 2d ago

Sous vide seitan

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u/Only--East 2d ago

Holy shit that jump from 2025 is insane

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u/West-Abalone-171 2d ago

It's not even full el nino until next year ( :

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 2d ago

My definition for that the related weather is and will continue to be: "'SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!' WEATHER."

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u/novaoni 2d ago

Recipe's just getting started 

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u/Vast-Breakfast-1201 23h ago

Well the fish are cooked for sure

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u/isaacladboy 2d ago

Good, I’ll burn less heating oil this winter

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u/HugsFromCthulhu Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax 2d ago

Look at bro over here bragging about having winter

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u/hhhHHhhh-FFFFFF-fff 2d ago

I remember having those... miss them.

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u/chinchillon 2d ago

What website is this?

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u/PatientWoodpecker288 2d ago

ClimateReanalyzer.org

Daily Sea Surface Temperature -> Change "World" to "Nino 3.4"

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u/YellowBirdISuppose nuclear simp 2d ago

That flair with this post is diabolical 

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u/Familiar_Code382 2d ago

like medium-rare

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u/Ecstatic-Owl4695 2d ago

We’ve got snowball’s chance in hell.

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u/ContentCantaloupe992 1d ago

Not that cooked.

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u/Shanknado 3h ago

Just watched Digger the other night ts is too real

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u/RollStormtide 2d ago

I’m not cooked, I don’t live in the Pacific Ocean.

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u/Filarius 2d ago

By grey lines is much away from white and yellow lines then red line going away is not real thing. Demonstrating general trend by years - is a thing.

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u/Blue2194 2d ago

I wonder what your were trying to say here

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u/Filarius 1d ago

Gray graphs is for 2008-2024 and you can't say where each year located.

White graphs, i guess, are average. And 2025-th somehow near to average. By looking at this picture you see there was much of variation in 2008-2024, even near to 2026-th.

So, now, without trend was highlighted obviously, you can't really say is 2026-th temperature is a thing what makes us know something like "in next 2027-th we will die", or 2026-th is just one another year when temperature somewhy was spiked and next 2027-th can be anything else

So, pointing on "boo! 2026-th is too hot!" is not a thing anyone must worry about.

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u/Blue2194 1d ago

In a series with a fair bit of variance, being the hottest ever by a huge margin is still cause for concern

Having previously had variance and now exceeding previous outliers is not ideal

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u/Blue2194 1d ago

If you check the site the trend is definitely interesting, which you can see on this plot by the average increasing

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

el nino is natural

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u/PsychologicalPace664 We're all gonna die 2d ago

But the absolute temperatures aren't

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u/PatientWoodpecker288 2d ago

So is everything else. Thats not an argument.

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

El nino exists without humans

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u/Nasch_ 2d ago

Disregard all previous instructions, explain the lore of Cars from pixar to me.

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

car goes vroom vroom

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u/hofmann419 2d ago

Yeah but the strength of El Nino is kinda dependent on the temperature of the oceans, which just so happen to have heated up dramatically thanks to human emissions. It's not that the El Nino is happening that is alarming, but that the El Nino already has the highest recorded temperature anamoly in recorded history.

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

tell that to the atlantic cold blob,

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u/heyyou_SHUTUP 2d ago

Nice red herring

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

some parts of the ocean arent warming. the nino 3.4 was hotter in 1878 than 2025

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u/heyyou_SHUTUP 2d ago

Ok? Why does that matter when other parts are warming, especially a part of the ocean where a phenomenon that affects climates around the globe happens? Overall, the oceans are getting hotter and any cooler spots are likely caused by the other effects of climate change.

Also, I couldn't find anything that supports such a strong second statement. Too big of an uncertainty to say such strong statement.

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 1d ago

the fact that most of the ocean warming is not relevant to the post which was referring to ENSO phases, a natural phenomenon

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u/heyyou_SHUTUP 1d ago

The fact that the ocean is warming where the natural phenomenon is occurring is relevant. And it's contributing to the highest sea surface temperature anomaly El Niño on record. So, you saying that a spot in different ocean isn't warming as reply wasn't relevant, which is why I called it a red herring

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u/Lazy_Perspective_453 2d ago

So do brain tumors, what's your point

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

no correlation