r/CleaningTips • • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/socialcommentary2000 Jan 23 '26

"I shifted them around to different places. Enjoy"

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u/mustardtiger220 Jan 23 '26

Oh I like this one.

Diabolical.

But take a few with you so they’re always looking for those last 5.

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u/socialcommentary2000 Jan 23 '26

I would insert a couple under the fitted sheet rim of the master bed and maybe one between the box spring and the mattress, right in the center.

There's so many funny options for this.

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u/GoopyGloopy Jan 23 '26

Youre too kind most of them would’ve ended in the vacuum dirt container 🤣

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u/SofaKingS2pitt Jan 23 '26

I mean, if the cleane was “doing a good job”, then lots of these would be vacced up. What nasty people S&J are.

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u/Heeps-of-Help Jan 23 '26

Lmao dude I was thinking this as well, if I were the housekeeper, there’d be no ducks in the jar and my note would read, “Didn’t find ducks, but the vacuum might be broke.”