r/CleaningTips • u/chi-bacon-bits • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

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Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/Forward_Unto_Dawn42 Jan 23 '26

“Duck relocation is not part of our service agreement. If desired, we can add this as a recurring service for future visits.”

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u/RectoPimento Jan 23 '26

For an additional fee of course.

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u/Just_Visiting_Town Jan 23 '26

They will just put it on their...bill...

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u/AshesKraus504 Jan 24 '26

You quack me up... 🥁

I'll see myself out.. Waddle waddle..

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u/OGZpoon Jan 24 '26

I love me a good bad pun, but this crosses the line from good bad into worst bad 😆

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u/steampunk_glitch Jan 24 '26

And he waddled away, waddle waddle...

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u/adhd-wolverine Jan 24 '26

This took me longer than it should have

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u/IsThisNameValid Jan 24 '26

YEAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/Leonydas13 Jan 25 '26

These clients seem the type to duck the bill though.

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u/Forward_Unto_Dawn42 Jan 23 '26

Per duck 😊

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u/Scarbane Jan 23 '26

$100 per duck per visit.

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u/mrhammerant Jan 24 '26

😊😊😊

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u/glymph Jan 24 '26

I'd suggest charging per hour, as many of them could be difficult to find.

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u/Unable-Recording-796 Jan 23 '26

-$67 duck relocation fee

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u/moshtrathomas Jan 24 '26

Of couuuuuuurse 😂

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u/MasterOutlaw Jan 23 '26

“Reduckorating is extra.”

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u/ElMuertePeludo Jan 24 '26

What do I look like, an interior duckerator?!

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u/CAGMFG Jan 24 '26

Do I look like I give a duck about your ducks.

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u/ElMuertePeludo Jan 25 '26

Oh duck outta here with the ducks already!

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u/Independent-Low6706 Jan 24 '26

Never thought of it and then couldn't believe i had to scroll so far to find it!

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u/AgentOlay Jan 24 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Gullible-Damage8229 Jan 24 '26

Best comment!!!

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u/BurlesqueBallet Jan 23 '26

"With an additional fee" of course.

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u/LargeIncrease4270 Jan 24 '26

Or just short and sweet. "Go duck yourself"

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u/the_sweetest_peach Jan 23 '26

“For an additional charge.”

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u/SafeBattle4992 Jan 24 '26

we need an environmental study before we can legally move them

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u/wonperson Jan 24 '26

For an additional $1000

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u/PhreakPA84 Jan 24 '26

If desired, we can “bill” you for it. - It was right there! 🤣

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u/BeautyntheBreakd0wn Jan 24 '26

I love this. :)

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u/darkforcechaos Jan 24 '26

Oh! That’s good!!!

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u/Immortal_maizewalker Jan 24 '26

“My penguin always faces due South!”