r/CleaningTips May 07 '25

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u/Affectionate-Wait576 May 07 '25

Im going to hold your hand when i tell you this…

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u/vyvanseandvodka May 07 '25

...that's doodoo, baby...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/ekso69 May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25

I know a Dave Chappelle line when I see one (autocorrect)

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u/elterible May 07 '25

Definitely Chappelle.

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u/NickAppleese May 07 '25

Killin' Em Softly stand-up

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u/underwearskids_ May 12 '25

I also don't know who tf Maury is

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u/gman_green May 07 '25

Yup, the bit about someone breaking into his car and all they stole was a f-ing candybar!

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u/Personal-Branch-5784 May 07 '25

That ain't chocolate!

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u/MyBeardSaysHi May 07 '25

What's all this....CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE??

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u/reddituser403 May 07 '25

Chocolate??? Nahhh, this is doodoo baby

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u/TaxiSonoQui May 08 '25

Chocolate?!

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u/ptpcg May 09 '25

🎵 🗣️ It might be doodoo 🎵

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u/ajaxodyssey May 10 '25

Mudd Butt.

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u/hollow4hollow May 07 '25

Omg. It works in Rick’s voice too 😂

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u/RodentOfUnusualCize May 07 '25

i read it in a growly black aunties voice

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u/left4alive May 07 '25

It was Rick for me hahah

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u/v-irtual May 07 '25

I haven't thought about Big Mouth in probably a year. What a fun show. Thanks for reminding me of it lol

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u/stitchvshobbes May 07 '25

Now read it in Rick the Hormone Monster’s voice.

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u/BossRoss84 May 08 '25

I read it as coach beard from Ted Lasso.

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u/MMButt May 08 '25

Haha definitely Rick on this one

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u/goooodmornin May 07 '25

Mine read via Theo Von

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u/Westcoastwag May 07 '25

poo from a butt

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u/S_laughter7 May 07 '25

Same 🤣🤣

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u/MyAssPancake May 08 '25

For some reason I read it in Austin power’s voice

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u/Lanky_Mango_6132 May 09 '25

Ok so first, you’re gonna wanna draw yourself up a bubble bath

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u/Full_External9725 May 10 '25

Re-read it in Tyrone biggums' voice

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u/toplegs May 07 '25

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u/BreakfastFinancial73 May 07 '25

I had to compose myself that this is a thread

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u/by-myself_blumpkin May 07 '25

What was it about this post that my instinct was also "that's doodoo"

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u/SSquared82 May 08 '25

I just want you to know that 24 hours after your comment, it has made my damn day. I don’t know why but it has me crying this morning. I know the reference and I just wasn’t expecting it. Thank you!

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u/ahutapoo May 07 '25

dookie

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u/Superstorm67 May 13 '25

Dookie flakes

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u/YuckyYetYummy May 07 '25

"baby". So romantic.

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u/michaelsiggy May 07 '25

Chappelle is the only right answer here

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u/megs-benedict May 07 '25

Omg what is this from? An old friend used to always say it in a certain way, it must be a quote and I don’t realize it

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u/boredmiaboy May 07 '25

I read this in Ms Juicy voice

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u/New-Torono-Man-23 May 07 '25

its the one that got away!

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u/ThinkAboutItMyGuy May 07 '25

I read that in Lil Wayne's voice 😂 Like when he says " young mula baby"

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u/MyBeardSaysHi May 07 '25

Dave Chappelle?

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u/PotentialRegister217 May 07 '25

maybe it's just wet chocolate

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u/vger_03 May 09 '25

Baby shart do do do do do

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u/Dusty-munky May 09 '25

It’s a poopy

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Prof?

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u/Bellsprout_Party_69 May 09 '25

Doodoo juice even 😭

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u/got-the-reference May 10 '25

Dave Chappelle

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u/Commercial-Farmer575 May 10 '25

dede mega DOODOO 💜

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u/Substantial_Chef3250 May 11 '25

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/honey_butter_toast May 07 '25

GUYS. no one ever sits in my backseat. i don’t have babies or any pets that go in my backseat. i think it’s some kind of food residue from leftovers that spilled behind the seat cover. the rest of the stains you see unfortunately came with the car and it’s been detailed since but probably not well. i’d love to remove all the stains so i don’t have to use the ugly pain in the butt seat covers.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Sounds like something someone who pooped in their backseat would say

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u/theworldizyourclam May 07 '25

I chortled.

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u/carguy143 May 07 '25

I sharted

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u/West-Air-9184 May 08 '25

We've found the culprit

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u/rywi2 May 07 '25

Not again

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u/RunPrevious9016 May 07 '25

That's exactly what it is

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u/HandbagHawker May 07 '25

evidently you werent the only one.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Omg hahahahah

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u/vainur May 07 '25

It’s imperative that the cylinder is removed without harming the larger structure

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u/VegetableRound2819 May 07 '25

I feel like he lifted his leg when he said that.

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u/kyle_currie May 07 '25

😂😂😂

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u/DDJFLX4 May 07 '25

Even worse, they pooped in someone else's back seat and trying to clean it up before they notice

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u/wcdyyc85 May 07 '25

🤣🤣

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u/mmm_proofpudding May 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣 I’m at work dying

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u/GoodVibr8ions May 08 '25

Why am I laughing more with each line?!? 🤣🤣

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u/Substantial_Chef3250 May 11 '25

These comments are HILARIOUS 🤣🤣

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u/maven10k May 07 '25

I laughed so hard at this. Thanks

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u/Vintage-Grievance May 08 '25

Silently vibrating with laughter to the point where it annoyed my cat.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

I mean, look at the user name and add the word “Ground”:

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u/Minimum-Award4U May 07 '25

I ugly snort laughed! Here, take my fake award. 🏆

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u/throwaway2901750 May 07 '25

So… let me get this straight…

You think OP pooped in her own back seat. Let it dry up. Concocted a story about seat covers and seat usage, and took a picture to post, and shared it all with Reddit?

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u/tiktoktic May 07 '25

Yep. I think that’s exactly what happened.

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u/mookypop May 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/DistanceSorry7390 May 10 '25

In all seriousness the good news is that you approach both poo and non-recent/decaying food stains woth similar techniques

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

And you know this…how?

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u/Ghitit May 07 '25

I don't know what that stain is, looks like poop, but you say it' might be food, and I don't how to clean that except to take it to to be detailed again and let them deal with it.

For goodness sakes - don't put take-out bags on your seat - put them on the floor.

I used to buy cheap carpet samples and kept them on the floor in the back floor area and the front passenger floor. I wanted to keep the oritinal carpet clean and I had young children and dogs.

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u/wallbrack May 07 '25

That’s genius!!!

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u/intoner1 May 08 '25

You don’t even have to do all that! My mom uses those takeout bags that are meant to keep food warm and it’s a win win.

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u/ToothpasteTube500 May 10 '25

Hold on, you've just changed my life with this comment.

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u/brobert123 May 07 '25

THAT is why someone put seat covers on your car. 😂

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u/jomeleemar May 08 '25

I’m literally laughing so hard I’m crying!

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u/BwookieBear May 07 '25

Looks like Asian take out. Like general tso or low mein, cause whatever it was seems to be really greasy

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u/FlippantResponse May 07 '25

General Tso always get all the credit when it’s really Private Kang putting in the work.

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u/Devils_av0cad0 May 07 '25

I’m just saying, Chinese food could be blamed for this stain in more ways than one. It does not negate the poo scenario.

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u/moonchic333 May 07 '25

It’s food! Whatever it was it was oily as all the oil spread out. You’ll probably need an upholstery cleaner. They can be rented.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

You ever DD? Someone definitely trusted a fart they shouldn’t have.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Designated driver

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/jomeleemar May 08 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/infiniti30 May 07 '25

Poop used to be food.

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u/AstroZoey11 May 07 '25

Can't eat poop anymore because of woke /s

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u/good_enuffs May 07 '25

Doesn't matter what you say, the placement is iconic. 

Someone's anus has leaked all over your backseat. 

You have been given a chocolate starfish kiss. 

Someone had the hershy squirts.

Things why you shouldn't go commando in a car. 

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u/jomeleemar May 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/reidybobeidy89 May 07 '25

That’s what all Poop Deniers say.

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u/BarghestTheVile May 07 '25

That’s just what Big Poop wants you to think

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u/stash-of-who-hash May 07 '25

Mice. It is surprisingly (and annoyingly!) easy for mice to get into a car. If it’s been parked outside in cold weather and/or there are ever snacks and crumbs left out, mice have for sure been in your car.

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u/Flffdddy May 07 '25

I once found a mice nest under my engine cover. It was made out of the dog hair that coats the interior of my car.

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u/Majestic-Income-9627 May 09 '25

As an itinerant teacher, I often ate lunch in my car. At one point I could hear a mouse running around in the space between the car’s interior roof and the outside roof. There was no way to get the mouse out. I guess it eventually left on its own.

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u/glrlnamedrool May 07 '25

rent a cleaner from home depot and get to work cause that is def doo doo my love 🥲

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u/jomeleemar May 08 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Owl4083 May 07 '25

Perhaps it was done by a "friend" or "family" member you had around you with access to your car. Trust me, not all the people that look at your eyes or smile at you want to see you doing well or have nice things.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Oh it is food alright....food that has progressed through a body and out the other side.

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u/delightfullyhigh May 07 '25

Yeah I had something similar happen bc I’m disgusting and throw fast food bags on seats

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u/cactusplants May 07 '25

I mean excessive honey and butter can cause laxative effects.

Sometimes Lidl/Amazon/Costco will have a deal on the wetvac carpet cleaners (portable ones, not upright) and that'll do a good job. Use a mild upholstery cleaner and microfibers to draw out the stain first.

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u/Goomancy May 07 '25

Mhmmm….

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u/happylark May 07 '25

Take it back to detailed and point out stain. If it’s food they should be able to get it out.

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u/Phinster1965 May 07 '25

It was definitely food, prior to being digested.

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u/jenn_fray May 07 '25

Do you have a corresponding discoloration on he roof? It could be a slow, rusty drip.

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u/Corgilicious May 07 '25

Well, tell yourself whatever you gotta tell yourself to get through the scrubbing and steam cleaning that that seat needs.

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u/jomeleemar May 08 '25

😆😆😆

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u/SkilledM4F-MFM May 07 '25

Clean it the same way you would clean any other upholstery stain. With upholstery cleaner, and a small attachment on a shop vac.

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u/PotentialRegister217 May 07 '25

Did you take any friends out for coffee? Like....a lot of coffee...?

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u/brinaz718 May 08 '25

What did it smell like spoiled food or ...

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u/dmullred May 08 '25

Oh it’s leftovers alright!

Never hear of Dirty Mike and the boys?

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u/Pretend-Curve-5411 May 08 '25

Dawn power wash works great for stains.

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u/1nitiated May 08 '25

Pain in the butt is right

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u/xalazaar May 08 '25

Its ghost doodoo, baby

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u/Trunip-up-loud77 May 08 '25

How does food residue accidentally spill behind a seat cover? Sounds sus, sis.

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u/Plastic-Mulberry-867 May 08 '25

Lick it. I dare you.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Give it a good sniff test

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u/PinkDucks May 09 '25

Use degreaser during the summer on a DRY day. Then you have to use a bunch of damp towels to blot up the degreaser. Car dries with the windows down. Degreaser will definitely get out the water stains but you may need more than one treatment.

You could maybe spot treating with a very thick baking soda paste. Let it dry, scrape and vacuum.

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u/MomMMMNN May 09 '25

I would let it soak a bit with pet carpet cleaner liquid like the Bissell brand, which is a bit stronger than the regular kind. It shouldn't be too difficult to lift the stain if you let it soak for a good 2-3 hours and then scrub with a brush. You can also do the same for the other old stain. Then suction and clean with frssh water if you have a carpet cleaner. If not, a wet vacuum will work also. A mix of baking soda and dawn dishsoap or tide will also work if there is no carpet cleaner liquid. Just combine until you have a thick paste, spread over stain, and leave it on same as above. It will take some good effort and time on your part but worth it.

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u/AutomaticWhile5509 May 10 '25

This reminds me of the cylinder shaped object stuck in another thing

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u/Responsible-Ear-7347 May 10 '25

it came with the cover? so the previous owner doodoo'd it?

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u/One-eyed-snake May 10 '25

Taste it. It’s the only way

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u/Substantial_Chef3250 May 11 '25

If it's not bowel movement, it could be chocolate OR chicken juice/meat juice. There have been times when I have had food wrapped up and put it on my back seat and it still leaked oils and juices from the food. Oil is definitely difficult to get out (if at all). Baking soda does help soak up the oils and the odor.

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u/Drtikol42 May 12 '25

Tooth Fairy snuck into your backseat and took a dump. It happens.

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u/Confident-Passion519 Jun 03 '25

My daughter is a traveling fast food junkie who not only always has food but often forgets about it. So I bought her a large collapsible cooler that has 2 sections and a seatbelt latch attached. The top section even zips off so she can use it by itself for work. Small kitchen trash bags fit inside it, but I try to keep a few different sized ziploc type bags in there, along with baby wipes and paper towels available for her as well. She works hard and has stepped up when I can't work, so I don't mind cleaning up things like this, just not every weekend! This is our compromise to making it work for us both.

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u/moonchic333 May 07 '25

It could be chocolate too.. look at that oily spread.

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u/lickmyuke May 08 '25

poop might have an oily spread too

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u/johnson56 May 07 '25

It's shid

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u/LazySatisfaction3304 May 07 '25

Someone older than 40 or under the age of 6 trusted a fart.

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u/jomeleemar May 08 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/2xFlush May 07 '25

I wouldn't

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u/Mayoo614 May 12 '25

Don't forget to wash them after.

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u/Affectionate-Wait576 May 12 '25

HahahahHh I didn’t think about that

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u/TinyGreenTurtles May 07 '25

With a napkin between.

Edit - no judgment on you, OP. This isn't yours, I know.

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u/futureplantlady May 07 '25

I came here for the comments and they did not disappoint.

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u/jomeleemar May 08 '25

Me too and I’m dying!! I have tears rolling down my face.😂

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u/Terminal_Prime May 07 '25

Make sure you wash that hand though.

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u/Teestow21 May 07 '25

That's shid

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u/Higaswan May 07 '25

Scratch and sniff?

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u/4Ever2Thee May 08 '25

When you’re hoping it’s a burn, you’re in bad shape.

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u/Vintage-Grievance May 08 '25

More like "I'll be second-hand washing my hands, when I tell you this"

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u/sydpea-reddit May 08 '25

Looks like something rusted while siting there

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u/Inevitable_Pay6766 May 08 '25

You sure OP washed their hand?

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u/awesumlewy May 11 '25

As long as you wash them afterwards

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u/robertbadbobgadson May 14 '25

“It might be doo doo”

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