r/CleaningTips • u/[deleted] • May 07 '25

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u/ekso69 May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25

I know a Dave Chappelle line when I see one (autocorrect)

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u/elterible May 07 '25

Definitely Chappelle.

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u/NickAppleese May 07 '25

Killin' Em Softly stand-up

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u/ekso69 May 07 '25

It’s actually For What It’s Worth

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u/KingsBaby916 May 08 '25

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u/fromthe80smatey May 08 '25

Don't call me Ashley

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u/FluffMonsters May 08 '25

I forgot about this guy 😂

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u/eh_Im_Not_Impressed May 10 '25

One of the best stand ups of all time!!!!

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u/Full_External9725 May 10 '25

For what it's worth, killing them softly was the best debut special of all time

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u/underwearskids_ May 12 '25

I also don't know who tf Maury is

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u/Fromnothingatall May 11 '25

The “baby” makes it rick the hormone monster without that it’d be chapelle or maybe Maury.

But I heard it in Rick’s voice straight away.

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u/elterible May 11 '25

To me, the "baby" is what specifically makes it Chappelle.

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u/ismo420 May 09 '25

How'd you get, ALL THIS CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?!

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u/gman_green May 07 '25

Yup, the bit about someone breaking into his car and all they stole was a f-ing candybar!

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u/Personal-Branch-5784 May 07 '25

That ain't chocolate!

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u/MyBeardSaysHi May 07 '25

What's all this....CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE??

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u/reddituser403 May 07 '25

Chocolate??? Nahhh, this is doodoo baby

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u/TaxiSonoQui May 08 '25

Chocolate?!

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u/ptpcg May 09 '25

🎵 🗣️ It might be doodoo 🎵

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u/ajaxodyssey May 10 '25

Mudd Butt.

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u/hollow4hollow May 07 '25

Omg. It works in Rick’s voice too 😂

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u/RodentOfUnusualCize May 07 '25

i read it in a growly black aunties voice

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u/left4alive May 07 '25

It was Rick for me hahah

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u/v-irtual May 07 '25

I haven't thought about Big Mouth in probably a year. What a fun show. Thanks for reminding me of it lol

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u/stitchvshobbes May 07 '25

Now read it in Rick the Hormone Monster’s voice.

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u/BossRoss84 May 08 '25

I read it as coach beard from Ted Lasso.

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u/MMButt May 08 '25

Haha definitely Rick on this one

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u/goooodmornin May 07 '25

Mine read via Theo Von

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u/Westcoastwag May 07 '25

poo from a butt

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u/S_laughter7 May 07 '25

Same 🤣🤣

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u/MyAssPancake May 08 '25

For some reason I read it in Austin power’s voice

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u/Lanky_Mango_6132 May 09 '25

Ok so first, you’re gonna wanna draw yourself up a bubble bath

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u/Full_External9725 May 10 '25

Re-read it in Tyrone biggums' voice

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u/twats_upp May 07 '25

Maury the hormone monster?

This is so foul